Telltale Games

ted12 · 01/13/2013, 04:40 pm

You write the single worst piece of literature in human history.

I wish for 26p and a packet of M&Ms

Noname215 · 01/13/2013, 05:24 pm

Granted. As a result of owning a motor home, you never get laid ever again.

I wish for a pizza.

Toasty · 01/15/2013, 08:49 am

Granted, the pizza is expired and is covered in mold and bugs.

I wish I didn't break my phone.

OzzieMonkey · 01/20/2013, 10:40 pm

Granted, your phone isn't broken, but everyone elses is, so there's no point in having one.
I wish I could meet Karl Pilkington

Toasty · 01/22/2013, 06:53 am

Granted. He is dead, and there is no point.

I wish I could basejump.

WarpSpeed · 01/22/2013, 02:18 pm

Granted. You jump over third base. Because you didn't tag, the other team gets the baseball to third, and the ump calls you out.

I wish work was canceled when it snows.

OzzieMonkey · 01/23/2013, 12:06 am

Granted. You're trapped inside your office by an avalanche outside.
I wish I could turn into an animal.

dustpuffs · 01/23/2013, 09:40 am

Granted. You turn into a mouse, and are promptly torn to bits and eaten by a hawk.

I wish I had the time and the money to do all of the traveling that I want to do.

Noname215 · 01/24/2013, 09:24 pm

Congratulations. The only country you are allowed to travel to is North Korea. You get sent to a re-education camp the moment you step off the plane.

I wish I could gather up the nerve to send my western novel to a publisher.

Chyron8472 · 01/25/2013, 08:04 am

Granted. The nerves in your hand are working, but you break the bones in your hand by accidentally smashing them in a door, so your nerves are still useless until your bones heal.

I wish my dog and my cats got along together better.

OzzieMonkey · 01/25/2013, 01:56 pm

Granted. Together they devise an evil plan to take over the world.
I wish someone bought Disney.

Hudomonkey · 01/25/2013, 02:20 pm

Sadly George Lucas decides to buy back Lucasfilm and make a Digitally remastered version of the prequels

I want another season of Sam and Max

OzzieMonkey · 01/25/2013, 04:10 pm

Granted. It is a critical and commercial failure and adventure games die out because of it.
I wish Clementine was my little sister ^_^

Hudomonkey · 01/26/2013, 08:52 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by OzzieMonkey

Granted. It is a critical and commercial failure and adventure games die out because of it.
I wish Clementine was my little sister ^_^

Sadly the zombie dream was actually true and she infects you

I wish I had more time to play videogames...

WarpSpeed · 01/26/2013, 04:15 pm

Granted. You are thrown in prison, where you have plenty of time for everything. Alas, they don't allow you to play videogames, but at least you had time for them.

I wish Disney would allow anyone who wants to to make a new Monkey Island game.

OzzieMonkey · 01/26/2013, 05:17 pm

Granted, Joel Schumacher quits films to work on games, and the Monkey Island game he makes is worse than Batman and Robin.

I wish I could fly.

Noname215 · 01/26/2013, 05:58 pm

You get caught in a jet turbine.

I wish I was Batman.

ryannumber1gamer · 01/26/2013, 06:49 pm

Granted, You're the Batman from Batman Forever and Batman & Robin.

I wish Kingdom Hearts 3 was announced and is great and for once got a Final Mix release in other countries.

Toasty · 01/31/2013, 06:19 am

Granted, the game is announced, but never released.

I wish my car ran on solar power.

Hudomonkey · 01/31/2013, 10:42 am

Sadly it takes about a year to charge up and it rusts before you can use it

I wish that I will succeed at everything I choose to do

01/13/2013, 05:24 pm	#1902
Noname215 Thing From Another World Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Where the sun don’t shine Posts: 738	Granted. As a result of owning a motor home, you never get laid ever again. I wish for a pizza. __________________ There is treachery afoot! (Shifts eyes) Currently writing: A Telltale Murder Mystery (Coming Soon in either mid/late 2013 or early 2014)

01/15/2013, 08:49 am	#1903
Toasty All hail the king! Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 134	Granted, the pizza is expired and is covered in mold and bugs. I wish I didn't break my phone. __________________ All hail King Toasty! I am starting a new series on YouTube where I answer questions you might have on the Walking Dead. I will answer questions, speculate theories, and other stuff like that. Send questions!

01/20/2013, 10:40 pm	#1904
OzzieMonkey I need a haircut Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: I come from a land down under! Posts: 1,269	Granted, your phone isn't broken, but everyone elses is, so there's no point in having one. I wish I could meet Karl Pilkington __________________ "There was an old farmer who lived on a rock, he sat in the meadow just shaking his..."-The assumption song. A random youtube search can bring on a big laugh.

01/22/2013, 06:53 am	#1905
Toasty All hail the king! Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 134	Granted. He is dead, and there is no point. I wish I could basejump. __________________ All hail King Toasty! I am starting a new series on YouTube where I answer questions you might have on the Walking Dead. I will answer questions, speculate theories, and other stuff like that. Send questions!

01/23/2013, 12:06 am	#1907
OzzieMonkey I need a haircut Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: I come from a land down under! Posts: 1,269	Granted. You're trapped inside your office by an avalanche outside. I wish I could turn into an animal. __________________ "There was an old farmer who lived on a rock, he sat in the meadow just shaking his..."-The assumption song. A random youtube search can bring on a big laugh.

01/22/2013, 02:18 pm	#1906
WarpSpeed Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 805	Granted. You jump over third base. Because you didn't tag, the other team gets the baseball to third, and the ump calls you out. I wish work was canceled when it snows.

01/23/2013, 09:40 am	#1908
dustpuffs having fun Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: In a shoe Posts: 251	Granted. You turn into a mouse, and are promptly torn to bits and eaten by a hawk. I wish I had the time and the money to do all of the traveling that I want to do.

01/24/2013, 09:24 pm	#1909
Noname215 Thing From Another World Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Where the sun don’t shine Posts: 738	Congratulations. The only country you are allowed to travel to is North Korea. You get sent to a re-education camp the moment you step off the plane. I wish I could gather up the nerve to send my western novel to a publisher. __________________ There is treachery afoot! (Shifts eyes) Currently writing: A Telltale Murder Mystery (Coming Soon in either mid/late 2013 or early 2014)

01/25/2013, 01:56 pm	#1911
OzzieMonkey I need a haircut Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: I come from a land down under! Posts: 1,269	Granted. Together they devise an evil plan to take over the world. I wish someone bought Disney. __________________ "There was an old farmer who lived on a rock, he sat in the meadow just shaking his..."-The assumption song. A random youtube search can bring on a big laugh.

01/25/2013, 02:20 pm	#1912
Hudomonkey Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 495	Sadly George Lucas decides to buy back Lucasfilm and make a Digitally remastered version of the prequels I want another season of Sam and Max

01/25/2013, 04:10 pm	#1913
OzzieMonkey I need a haircut Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: I come from a land down under! Posts: 1,269	Granted. It is a critical and commercial failure and adventure games die out because of it. I wish Clementine was my little sister ^_^ __________________ "There was an old farmer who lived on a rock, he sat in the meadow just shaking his..."-The assumption song. A random youtube search can bring on a big laugh.

01/26/2013, 04:15 pm	#1915
WarpSpeed Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 805	Granted. You are thrown in prison, where you have plenty of time for everything. Alas, they don't allow you to play videogames, but at least you had time for them. I wish Disney would allow anyone who wants to to make a new Monkey Island game.

01/26/2013, 05:17 pm	#1916
OzzieMonkey I need a haircut Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: I come from a land down under! Posts: 1,269	Granted, Joel Schumacher quits films to work on games, and the Monkey Island game he makes is worse than Batman and Robin. I wish I could fly. __________________ "There was an old farmer who lived on a rock, he sat in the meadow just shaking his..."-The assumption song. A random youtube search can bring on a big laugh.

01/26/2013, 05:58 pm	#1917
Noname215 Thing From Another World Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Where the sun don’t shine Posts: 738	You get caught in a jet turbine. I wish I was Batman. __________________ There is treachery afoot! (Shifts eyes) Currently writing: A Telltale Murder Mystery (Coming Soon in either mid/late 2013 or early 2014)

01/26/2013, 06:49 pm	#1918
ryannumber1gamer The Number 1 Gamer. Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 1,856	Granted, You're the Batman from Batman Forever and Batman & Robin. I wish Kingdom Hearts 3 was announced and is great and for once got a Final Mix release in other countries. __________________ Somewhere deep in the Caribbean... Sam:Hey little buddy where did you get this ship? Max:I got it off some guy waving his arms around Sam:Then who is that guy over there? Max:I don't know Sam but should we make him walk the deck? Sam:Can't think of a reason not too. Games I'm Playing:,Playstation All-Stars Battle Royale,Assassin's Creed Revelations,Assassin's Creed 3,Assassin's Creed 3 Liberation,Lego Batman 2,Dead rising 2,BTTF The Game,Sly Cooper Thieves in Time.

01/31/2013, 06:19 am	#1919
Toasty All hail the king! Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 134	Granted, the game is announced, but never released. I wish my car ran on solar power. __________________ All hail King Toasty! I am starting a new series on YouTube where I answer questions you might have on the Walking Dead. I will answer questions, speculate theories, and other stuff like that. Send questions!

01/31/2013, 10:42 am	#1920
Hudomonkey Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 495	Sadly it takes about a year to charge up and it rusts before you can use it I wish that I will succeed at everything I choose to do

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