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GaryCXJk · 03/18/2013, 05:56 pm

Actually, aside from the always DRM, there's this issue of the AI of the game actually sucking. No kidding even, reddit is full of big bugs in the game which break the game horrendously, unless you specifically play the game a certain way.

Take, for examples, agents going in circles because they prefer to walk alongside a park, but will never reach their destination because of that, or huge traffic jams because cars always take the shortest path, even though it might not be the most optimal path.

Sure, it can all be fixed with patches, but you generally shouldn't sell an obvious beta game as if it were completed.

They'd better have named it ShamCity.

Chyron8472 · 03/18/2013, 08:46 pm

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Originally Posted by coolsome

Ian McKellen is going to marry Patric Stewart no joke!

Ian McKellen is going to officiate. He's not getting married to Patrick Stewart.

Secret Fawful · 03/18/2013, 09:30 pm

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Originally Posted by Chyron8472

Ian McKellen is going to officiate. He's not getting married to Patrick Stewart.

Yes thank you we can read it for ourselves. Magneto is marrying Professor X okay cute whatever.

If that disturbs you you probably won't want to see this then.

http://www.abload.de/img/couldoaqrd.gif

Alcoremortis · 03/18/2013, 09:47 pm

Is that... a zombie? The one on the left.

Secret Fawful · 03/18/2013, 10:16 pm

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Originally Posted by Alcoremortis

Is that... a zombie? The one on the left.

It's from the new Evil Dead movie. It's a possessed character or Deadite.

RetroVortex · 03/18/2013, 10:33 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Secret Fawful

Yes thank you we can read it for ourselves. Magneto is marrying Professor X okay cute whatever.

If that disturbs you you probably won't want to see this then.

http://www.abload.de/img/couldoaqrd.gif

>_>.... <_<

I need to get round to watching that remake....

Plisken · 03/18/2013, 11:01 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Secret Fawful

It's from the new Evil Dead movie. It's a possessed character or Deadite.

Once possessed, they tend to get real ugly.

Plisken · 03/18/2013, 11:13 pm

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Originally Posted by Avistew

I've been wondering what the difference is between "a massive crush" and being in love.

Frankly, I don't know how you can get them mixed up. They're not even remotely related. I mean, really, unless you really like orange soda in which case I've completely ruined this joke.

Johro · 03/18/2013, 11:25 pm

They also make grape, cream soda, used to be lime(haven't seen that in ages though)...

*GuruGuru214* · 03/19/2013, 01:54 am

My mom bought a 12 pack of Lime Crush maybe two years ago, and most of it has sat around our basement ever since because nobody ever wants to bring it up and drink it. I tried one once. It wasn't bad. And I still never bring a can up and put it in the fridge.

Remolay · 03/19/2013, 04:40 am

Can I punch the person who thought that Evil Dead YouTube ad was a good idea? That thing scares the hell out of me before the Skip button works and I find myself rapidly clicking skip

JordyLicht · 03/19/2013, 05:32 am

Hmmz... it doesn't seem to be possible to buy a good gaming machine for less than 1000 euros. Pity. I guess I'm stuck to consoles.

*Vainamoinen* · 03/19/2013, 07:07 am

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Originally Posted by Plisken

Frankly, I don't know how you can get them mixed up. They're not even remotely related. I mean, really, unless you really like orange soda in which case I've completely ruined this joke.

Finally SOMEONE answers the question from the first page of this thread, anno 2010.

BTW, this thread might be seen as a monstrosity by some. But the Dreamfall Chapters community has already brought a similar thread to 190 pages in five days. I wonder where they'll be at year's end.

Johro · 03/19/2013, 07:48 am

Yeah but half of this is coolsome.

coolsome · 03/19/2013, 08:08 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chyron8472

Ian McKellen is going to officiate. He's not getting married to Patrick Stewart.

Giant Tope · 03/19/2013, 08:39 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plisken

Frankly, I don't know how you can get them mixed up. They're not even remotely related. I mean, really, unless you really like orange soda in which case I've completely ruined this joke.

... I don't see the post you quoted. I only know it was literally the first part in this thread. Why?

RetroVortex · 03/19/2013, 09:24 am

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Originally Posted by Giant Tope

... I don't see the post you quoted. I only know it was literally the first part in this thread. Why?

It was a bot dear.
(One that has since been eradicated mercilessly by our faithful and diligent Mod team)

der_ketzer · 03/19/2013, 11:53 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by JordyLicht

Hmmz... it doesn't seem to be possible to buy a good gaming machine for less than 1000 euros.

Bullshit.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Remolay

Can I punch the person who thought that Evil Dead YouTube ad was a good idea? That thing scares the hell out of me before the Skip button works and I find myself rapidly clicking skip

There are ads on the internet? I never saw any of them.
Thanks Adblock.

Plisken · 03/19/2013, 12:53 pm

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Originally Posted by RetroVortex

It was a bot dear.
(One that has since been eradicated mercilessly by our faithful and diligent Mod team)

This. They reposted the same question, for some very strange reason.

*Jennifer* · 03/19/2013, 01:10 pm

I doubt bots would drink orange Crush. Beer is more their thing.

03/18/2013, 05:56 pm	#36621
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03/18/2013, 09:47 pm	#36624
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03/19/2013, 01:54 am	#36630
GuruGuru214 Crazy Windmill Mod Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Kakariko Windmill Windmill Status: Going Around Posts: 6,376	My mom bought a 12 pack of Lime Crush maybe two years ago, and most of it has sat around our basement ever since because nobody ever wants to bring it up and drink it. I tried one once. It wasn't bad. And I still never bring a can up and put it in the fridge. __________________ The preceding post was made by a volunteer community moderator, not a Telltale Games employee, and does not reflect the opinions of Telltale Games. Remember, only you can prevent forum fires. Completed series runs: Kingdom Hearts (Timeline Order, Pre-DDD, 10/25/10 - 2/6/11) - Zelda (Release Order, 3/13/11 - 4/6/12) - Metroid (Timeline Order, 4/21/12 - 10/17/12)

03/19/2013, 04:40 am	#36631
Remolay Does not compute Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Planet Earth(Sol 3) Status: My head asplode Posts: 1,987	Can I punch the person who thought that Evil Dead YouTube ad was a good idea? That thing scares the hell out of me before the Skip button works and I find myself rapidly clicking skip __________________ It's Gallifreyan, it doesn't translate Crap I do: Homestar WUW Twitter YouTube Fanfiction.net It says Remolay

03/19/2013, 01:10 pm	#36640
Jennifer Poker Moderator Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: The Inventory Posts: 1,912	I doubt bots would drink orange Crush. Beer is more their thing. __________________ I'm a community moderator. I'm just a volunteer, not an employee of the company. All of my opinions are my own, not those of Telltale Games. ___________________ My Blog, My Art, My Webcomic

03/18/2013, 11:25 pm	#36629
Johro Person Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Icy Wasteland of Canada Posts: 1,838	They also make grape, cream soda, used to be lime(haven't seen that in ages though)...

03/19/2013, 05:32 am	#36632
JordyLicht You said member... Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands Posts: 430	Hmmz... it doesn't seem to be possible to buy a good gaming machine for less than 1000 euros. Pity. I guess I'm stuck to consoles.

03/19/2013, 07:48 am	#36634
Johro Person Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Icy Wasteland of Canada Posts: 1,838	Yeah but half of this is coolsome.

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