Telltale Games

Videlectrix · 08/12/2008, 08:02 pm

Mr. Telltale,

We hate to tell you and your employees "I told you so". But we actually like to tell you this. We WARNED you about GOOD GRAPHICS. Your fancy suits and computers don't make you spacemen!

We would like to remind Mr. Telltale and his employees of a little-known computer video-game.

Oh yes, the "Mini-Game". We'd like to draw attention to the fact that this is not "Oh no I don't have eyes" V or "Lookit my weird fire box" V. This is because this is apparently the name of the "big main game" that doesn't work on our computers.

As you can see, our GOOD GRAPHICS and BLASTULAR PROCESSING allows up to four eyes on screen at a time! Sometimes, your NEW COMPUERS only allow ZERO EYES. And as you can see above, you can't spell GOOD GRAPHICS without two capital eyes!

I think we have made our point about GOOD GRAPHICS and why your no-box no-floppy not-green-text computers can't make better computer video games than Apple II's and 24 5 1/4 inch floppies.

leez34 · 08/12/2008, 08:04 pm

Holy crap. I just peed myself a little.

ShaggE · 08/12/2008, 08:05 pm

Win! So... much... win!

I crouch in awe.

Bobeo · 08/12/2008, 08:48 pm

Yeah Videlectrix!

BadStrong · 08/12/2008, 08:52 pm

I'll buy them graphics...

MaxFan · 08/12/2008, 10:03 pm

Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing.

Travis_Touchdown · 08/12/2008, 11:36 pm

Videlectrix Team, you guys make a great point. Maybe you guys should take a shot at making the next episode of the game?

StrongMatt · 08/13/2008, 01:54 am

Haha! Nice one.

Iron Curtain · 08/13/2008, 03:58 am

best...post...ever!

Bryko614 · 08/13/2008, 04:14 am

This is too great.

Shambling Corporate Poster · 08/13/2008, 04:57 am

Vidletrix Scares me. You guys scare me. D=

Strongsadioware · 08/13/2008, 08:55 am

You guys really don't know what actual GOOD graphics are, do you?

Videlectrix · 08/13/2008, 09:08 am

Do we ever! We here at Videlectrix strive for excellents in graphics! We are always working with th latest, top-of-the-line systems. That is how we got 16 colors into Peasant's Quest. 16!

Shambling Corporate Poster · 08/13/2008, 10:12 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Videlectrix

Do we ever! We here at Videlectrix strive for excellents in graphics! We are always working with th latest, top-of-the-line systems. That is how we got 16 colors into Peasant's Quest. 16!

WHOA! GREAT JORB!

Man... 16.. wow... I could never do that... wow...

splash1 · 08/13/2008, 10:14 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Videlectrix

Do we ever! We here at Videlectrix strive for excellents in graphics! We are always working with th latest, top-of-the-line systems. That is how we got 16 colors into Peasant's Quest. 16!

um, first of all,
your good graphics are pixels.
Telltale's good graphics are 3D, what is wrong with you?!
no one uses Pixels anymore! well except you guys..

deadlinejon · 08/13/2008, 11:25 am

yeah but thier VIDILECTRIX!
there alowed to call tost good graphics.

Shambling Corporate Poster · 08/13/2008, 02:44 pm

I has nothing agaisnt Videletrix. You guys are awesome, and Snake Boxer 5 is awesome...

but here's an awesome idea: Get a larger Pixel count, and smaller Pixels.

Do that and it'll be even Gooder Graphix!

biscuitdoughhandsman · 08/13/2008, 03:11 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shambling Corporate Poster

I has nothing agaisnt Videletrix. You guys are awesome, and Snake Boxer 5 is awesome...

but here's an awesome idea: Get a larger Pixel count, and smaller Pixels.

Do that and it'll be even Gooder Graphix!

I back SCP 100%!

ShaggE · 08/13/2008, 04:29 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shambling Corporate Poster

smaller Pixels

Wacky spacem'n... you talk like they have some enormous resolution, like 640x480 or somesuch! We won't even see 320x200 until at least 20X6!

InfamousDS · 08/13/2008, 05:37 pm

I feel your pain, and I love you Videlectrix.

08/12/2008, 08:02 pm	#1
Videlectrix Videlectrix Team Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 23	Dear Mr. Telltale, Mr. Telltale, We hate to tell you and your employees "I told you so". But we actually like to tell you this. We WARNED you about GOOD GRAPHICS. Your fancy suits and computers don't make you spacemen! We would like to remind Mr. Telltale and his employees of a little-known computer video-game. Oh yes, the "Mini-Game". We'd like to draw attention to the fact that this is not "Oh no I don't have eyes" V or "Lookit my weird fire box" V. This is because this is apparently the name of the "big main game" that doesn't work on our computers. As you can see, our GOOD GRAPHICS and BLASTULAR PROCESSING allows up to four eyes on screen at a time! Sometimes, your NEW COMPUERS only allow ZERO EYES. And as you can see above, you can't spell GOOD GRAPHICS without two capital eyes! I think we have made our point about GOOD GRAPHICS and why your no-box no-floppy not-green-text computers can't make better computer video games than Apple II's and 24 5 1/4 inch floppies. Last edited by Videlectrix; 08/12/2008 at 09:33 pm.

08/12/2008, 08:05 pm	#3
ShaggE Deep Mushroom Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,316	Win! So... much... win! I crouch in awe. __________________ "This grass feels funny. It feels like... pants." - Kirby A song. Also a song.

08/12/2008, 08:48 pm	#4
Bobeo Master of Awesomeness Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Carlinville, IL Posts: 108	Yeah Videlectrix! __________________

08/12/2008, 08:52 pm	#5
BadStrong I got me a rainstick, Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: West of the Great American Desert. Posts: 378	I'll buy them graphics... __________________ Current. All my friends are strangers.

08/12/2008, 10:03 pm	#6
MaxFan THE END IS NIGH! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Southern California Posts: 510	Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing. __________________ The end is always nigh.

08/12/2008, 08:04 pm	#2
leez34 Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 26	Holy crap. I just peed myself a little.

08/12/2008, 11:36 pm	#7
Travis_Touchdown UAA #1 Ranked Assassin Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 44	Videlectrix Team, you guys make a great point. Maybe you guys should take a shot at making the next episode of the game?

08/13/2008, 01:54 am	#8
StrongMatt Strong Bad Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: England Posts: 206	Haha! Nice one. __________________ I've got SBCG4AP Episode 2 early! You can to! Just take a look on my blog!

08/13/2008, 03:58 am	#9
Iron Curtain Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Brooklyn, NY, USA Posts: 431	best...post...ever!

08/13/2008, 04:14 am	#10
Bryko614 Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 72	This is too great.

08/13/2008, 04:57 am	#11
Shambling Corporate Poster I Drink your Milkshake!!! Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Blaargh!!! Shambling Corporate Presence's #1 fan! Posts: 372	Vidletrix Scares me. You guys scare me. D= __________________ Bosco-"I think my Package is ticking" Max-"That's not a very good Pick up line," Bosco- "I think my package is 'The Bomb!'" Max- "Now THAT'S a good pick up line!" Shambling! Corporate! Presence!

08/13/2008, 08:55 am	#12
Strongsadioware A Good Demoman Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Planet K Posts: 680	You guys really don't know what actual GOOD graphics are, do you? __________________ Strongsadioware thinks you're incredibly awesome!

08/13/2008, 09:08 am	#13
Videlectrix Videlectrix Team Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 23	Do we ever! We here at Videlectrix strive for excellents in graphics! We are always working with th latest, top-of-the-line systems. That is how we got 16 colors into Peasant's Quest. 16!

08/13/2008, 11:25 am	#16
deadlinejon Mr. Cool Face Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 578	yeah but thier VIDILECTRIX! there alowed to call tost good graphics. __________________ CROWBAR IS READY

08/13/2008, 02:44 pm	#17
Shambling Corporate Poster I Drink your Milkshake!!! Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Blaargh!!! Shambling Corporate Presence's #1 fan! Posts: 372	I has nothing agaisnt Videletrix. You guys are awesome, and Snake Boxer 5 is awesome... but here's an awesome idea: Get a larger Pixel count, and smaller Pixels. Do that and it'll be even Gooder Graphix! __________________ Bosco-"I think my Package is ticking" Max-"That's not a very good Pick up line," Bosco- "I think my package is 'The Bomb!'" Max- "Now THAT'S a good pick up line!" Shambling! Corporate! Presence!

08/13/2008, 05:37 pm	#20
InfamousDS So Infamous, He's unknown Join Date: May 2008 Location: North Carolina, USA Posts: 215	I feel your pain, and I love you Videlectrix. __________________ "If you are imaginative enough and creative enough you can build your own weapon and blow up your door and to ___ with the key puzzle." -Herve' Sliwa, Lead programmer of Alone in the Dark (2008)

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