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trekkiemonster · 07/10/2009, 11:44 pm

Whats your favourite joke been in ToMI:LotSN? I've just finished the game, and I've LOL'd for real a number of times, and enjoyed every minute of the game (esp once I realised WASD keys worked for movement instead of the insane mouse movement system the tutorial tells you about.

My fave joke though has to be:

Guybrush: Well, gotta go, I've got a wife and arch-nemesis to return to.
Crimpdigit: Dont we all.

Roll on part two I say! Hurrah!

Mad Mary · 07/11/2009, 02:19 am

What Guybrush says to Hemlock to get the reading device: "Because of my +10 charisma?"

trekkiemonster · 07/11/2009, 04:27 am

that was a good one too

Scumface · 07/11/2009, 05:57 am

Guybrush: Wow, an electromagnetic monkey!... I had a dream like that once, only it was an iguana, not a monkey, and instead of a key it was an ice cream cone. Plus, I was in my underwear for some reason...

That certainly tickled me

EDIT: Also...

Crimpdigit: Free vowels! Get 'em while they're vowels!

Guybrush_Threepwood · 07/11/2009, 09:48 am

..........like a volcano!!!

pad · 07/11/2009, 09:58 am

Nipperkin: You're full of spunk, pirate spunk.
Guybrush: EUGH!

mintfresh · 07/11/2009, 10:03 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by pad

Nipperkin: You're full of spunk, pirate spunk.
Guybrush: EUGH!

Was that meant to be as rude as it sounded? Never sure with 'that' word. In the UK it only has one meaning, and its allways rude! Bit like when they say 'fanny' in the Simpsons!

subwarm · 07/11/2009, 12:26 pm

Jaque in the Box gave a me pretty big chuckle. The delivery was priceless.

Molokov · 07/11/2009, 05:10 pm

I am reliably informed that the bird is, in fact, the word

Many other great ones too, but that one did make me laugh out loud.

tmsmyth4 · 07/11/2009, 05:19 pm

Get em while they're vowels!... Unholy This!

nautsch · 07/11/2009, 05:35 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Molokov

I am reliably informed that the bird is, in fact, the word

Many other great ones too, but that one did make me laugh out loud.

ahem. Wasn't it: I am reliably informed that the word is, in fact, the word ??. I mean, what bird?

Mike Haley · 07/11/2009, 05:47 pm

When you attempt to use the U-Tube on random people:
Guybrush: I don't think they'd be amused by my U-Tube offering.

Sorry, I don't have a YouTube video of this.

Angel Summoner · 07/11/2009, 06:17 pm

The first time Guybrush is assaulted by his own hand, the timing of it had me in stitches.

britt12334 · 07/11/2009, 06:20 pm

trying to click on the closet after learning what is in it.

Weeblerjake · 07/11/2009, 06:25 pm

The DOro the Explorer joke hit me the most but everything in LOTSN made me laugh, chuckle, smile, etc.

Secret Fawful · 07/11/2009, 07:12 pm

Guybrush: If I give you a flower will you allow me to seize your ship?
Winslow: By jove! That has got to be by far the silliest attempt to take the Narwhal in weeks!
Guybrush: So you'll do it?
Winslow: Of course not. You may be silly, but I'm not!

Guybrush: Stupid bird.
Parrot: *brawwk!* I'm Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate!
Guybrush: And yet there's something so downright lovable about him.

Guybrush: That sock needs a good darning! Darn you sock!

Voodoo Lady: Don't touch that! It's where I keep my...unmentionables....
Guybrush: Euughuuh.

Guybrush: Probably one of De Singe's patients. One who probably came in with a hangnail.

Guybrush: A snap. A snap. A SNA- *wham*

And finally -

Guybrush: Isn't that a little rash?
De Singe: NO. It's a very BIG rash. That is why we must amputate.

Guybrush: I wish I was the mightest pirate on the seas!
*turns into LeChuck*
LeBrush: ARGHHH! NOOOOOOO!
*turns back to Guybrush*
Guybrush: Whoa.

Guybrush: Um. Guybrush is one word.

fire2box · 07/11/2009, 08:12 pm

Guybrush: Well this will be a snap ::Tries snaping his cursed hands fingers but it won't, tries it around 2-3 other times and finally it doesn't happen and the hand just slaps him.

I also liked "May I call you Dor'a The Explorer?"

Molokov · 07/11/2009, 08:22 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by nautsch

ahem. Wasn't it: I am reliably informed that the word is, in fact, the word ??. I mean, what bird?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZThquH5t0ow

Pretty famous song. Used also by Peewee Herman and Family Guy

Nimeni · 07/11/2009, 08:30 pm

The wimpy way guybrush throws things. Like the bomb directly at van winslow or especially the bird at the ancient door before you break the crystal nose.

And for some reason I always crack up at the end. Plunder Bunny?

I never know what to make of test tubes. I really hate tests, but I'm generally okay with tubes.

And his little dances. Man, his dances.

You will be sacrificed to . . . umm . . . Bob, the Lord of the Seas. Ahh! My kidneys!

jakenbake3 · 07/11/2009, 09:36 pm

Voodoo lady: these winds are unatural, and must be restored to theyre normal state.
Guybrush: funny, thats what Elaine always says on taco night!

07/10/2009, 11:44 pm	#1
trekkiemonster Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4	Your Fave Joke in ToMI:LotSN Whats your favourite joke been in ToMI:LotSN? I've just finished the game, and I've LOL'd for real a number of times, and enjoyed every minute of the game (esp once I realised WASD keys worked for movement instead of the insane mouse movement system the tutorial tells you about. My fave joke though has to be: Guybrush: Well, gotta go, I've got a wife and arch-nemesis to return to. Crimpdigit: Dont we all. Roll on part two I say! Hurrah! Last edited by trekkiemonster; 07/11/2009 at 04:27 am.

07/11/2009, 02:19 am	#2
Mad Mary Adventurer and Dreamer Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Dreamy Island or in Hell Posts: 157	What Guybrush says to Hemlock to get the reading device: "Because of my +10 charisma?" __________________ Eeew... a signature! I hate signatures. They shiver me timbers.

07/11/2009, 05:57 am	#4
Scumface Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 9	Guybrush: Wow, an electromagnetic monkey!... I had a dream like that once, only it was an iguana, not a monkey, and instead of a key it was an ice cream cone. Plus, I was in my underwear for some reason... That certainly tickled me EDIT: Also... Crimpdigit: Free vowels! Get 'em while they're vowels! Last edited by Scumface; 07/11/2009 at 06:30 am.

07/11/2009, 09:48 am	#5
Guybrush_Threepwood Spit Master Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Cagliari, ITALY Posts: 638	..........like a volcano!!! __________________ "Military intelligence": two words combined that can't make sense.

07/11/2009, 12:26 pm	#8
subwarm Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 5	Jaque in the Box gave a me pretty big chuckle. The delivery was priceless. __________________ Vin (http://www.geeklikeme.net) Guybrush: You're about as fearsome as a doorstop. Murray: Is it a really EVIL-looking doorstop? Guybrush: Nevermind.

07/11/2009, 04:27 am	#3
trekkiemonster Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4	that was a good one too

07/11/2009, 09:58 am	#6
pad Hintbuster! Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Oxford, England. Posts: 90	Nipperkin: You're full of spunk, pirate spunk. Guybrush: EUGH!

07/11/2009, 05:10 pm	#9
Molokov Dingo in a Maternity Ward Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Adelaide, Australia Posts: 1,138	I am reliably informed that the bird is, in fact, the word Many other great ones too, but that one did make me laugh out loud.

07/11/2009, 05:19 pm	#10
tmsmyth4 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: London, UK Posts: 364	Get em while they're vowels!... Unholy This!

07/11/2009, 05:47 pm	#12
Mike Haley Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 367	When you attempt to use the U-Tube on random people: Guybrush: I don't think they'd be amused by my U-Tube offering. Sorry, I don't have a YouTube video of this. Last edited by Mike Haley; 07/11/2009 at 05:59 pm.

07/11/2009, 06:17 pm	#13
Angel Summoner Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 45	The first time Guybrush is assaulted by his own hand, the timing of it had me in stitches.

07/11/2009, 06:20 pm	#14
britt12334 Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 97	trying to click on the closet after learning what is in it.

07/11/2009, 06:25 pm	#15
Weeblerjake Time Traveling Puppeteer Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 651	The DOro the Explorer joke hit me the most but everything in LOTSN made me laugh, chuckle, smile, etc.

07/11/2009, 07:12 pm	#16
Secret Fawful Fearless Oathbreaker Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Stuck In This Pose Sexiness: Off The Charts! Posts: 5,123	Guybrush: If I give you a flower will you allow me to seize your ship? Winslow: By jove! That has got to be by far the silliest attempt to take the Narwhal in weeks! Guybrush: So you'll do it? Winslow: Of course not. You may be silly, but I'm not! Guybrush: Stupid bird. Parrot: brawwk! I'm Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate! Guybrush: And yet there's something so downright lovable about him. Guybrush: That sock needs a good darning! Darn you sock! Voodoo Lady: Don't touch that! It's where I keep my...unmentionables.... Guybrush: Euughuuh. Guybrush: Probably one of De Singe's patients. One who probably came in with a hangnail. Guybrush: A snap. A snap. A SNA- wham And finally - Guybrush: Isn't that a little rash? De Singe: NO. It's a very BIG rash. That is why we must amputate. Guybrush: I wish I was the mightest pirate on the seas! turns into LeChuck LeBrush: ARGHHH! NOOOOOOO! turns back to Guybrush Guybrush: Whoa. Guybrush: Um. Guybrush is one word.

07/11/2009, 08:12 pm	#17
fire2box Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 75	Guybrush: Well this will be a snap ::Tries snaping his cursed hands fingers but it won't, tries it around 2-3 other times and finally it doesn't happen and the hand just slaps him. I also liked "May I call you Dor'a The Explorer?"

07/11/2009, 08:30 pm	#19
Nimeni Trouble Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Aisle 13, Top Shelf Posts: 277	The wimpy way guybrush throws things. Like the bomb directly at van winslow or especially the bird at the ancient door before you break the crystal nose. And for some reason I always crack up at the end. Plunder Bunny? I never know what to make of test tubes. I really hate tests, but I'm generally okay with tubes. And his little dances. Man, his dances. You will be sacrificed to . . . umm . . . Bob, the Lord of the Seas. Ahh! My kidneys!

07/11/2009, 09:36 pm	#20
jakenbake3 Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 2	Voodoo lady: these winds are unatural, and must be restored to theyre normal state. Guybrush: funny, thats what Elaine always says on taco night!

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