Corrupt a Wish

[Marduk]

Originally Posted by CageyJay

(Digging your avatar, by the way, Marduk. Was that the autograph episode where he met Mickey Rooney?)

(remaining off topic)
I don't know, I did have to crop some of the pic but it was only donald to begin with, no signatures or anything. I'm not huge disney fan, I just wanted a pic of donald for a pun on the mispronounciation of my name. This was the first angry shot of him I could find....

[The Highway]

(To britt)

Granted. Now all spiders are dead and flies and other pest-like insects abound. Your entire body is consumed by flies and other insects, and everyone in the world keeps their distance from you. With no friends, you have no choice but to spend the rest of your life in solitude in the middle of the desert, when the extreme heat from global warming (from my previous wish) kills you. Enjoy!

I wish for a balloon filled with helium that I can suck from.

[Mad Mary]

Granted. Now you are in Guybrush's body in the last chapter of LCR forever. Have fun with LeChuck playing with that voodoo doll...

I'd wish there would be LCR special edition soon.

[Gwy]

Granted.
The team behind Escape from Monkey Island rejoins and start working on it.


I wish I lose some fat more easily.

[Mad Mary]

Granted. Enjoy your un-life as a skeleton.

I'd wish the weather was better.

[The Highway]

Granted. However, whether the weather is hot or whether the weather is cold, the weather does not know whether the weather you wanted is the one it is or whether it is the one you didn't. However, whether your weather choice was whatever, the weather will choose the opposite. This word conundrum causes your head to implode.

I wish my assignment was done.

[Marduk]

Originally Posted by britt12334

Wish granted now everyone is neuro typical so no will will notice.

I wish all the spiders in the world would die

If everybody is neuro typical then how is it cured?

Originally Posted by Jagger88

I wish my assignment was done.

You put your pen down, or stop typing, declaring your work finished and wait for the deadline to come about before handing it in. The one who set your assignment disagrees and fails you for handing in an incomplete piece of work.

I wish I could do real magic.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted. Scientists dissect you trying to find out the genetic quirk that lets you cast Magic Missile.

I wish I wasn't so bored right now.

[Gonner]

Granted you arent bored because you are being chased by a blood thirsty three-headed monkey

I wish people weren't so stupid

[britt12334]

Granted by too bad u didnt wish u were smarter as well. Now you are the dumbest person on the planet.

I wish for a swimming pool.

[Gonner]

You get ur pool but its filled with all those dead spiders.

I wish for a gold statue of me

[The Highway]

Granted. The earth's inhabitants now take you as their god after the idol is created an astonishing 100 feet high. After feeding you individual grapes and satisfying all your wishes, you cannot take the peace and quiet any longer and destroy your statue. The idol demolishes the city of Tokyo, the residents of which harness the power of Godzilla to "take care of you". Congratulations, you dead!

I just noticed all my corrupted wishes are long and end with the person being killed or committing suicide.

I wish I was more succinct and less gory.

[Marduk]

Wish Granted. You are now not gory, to the point where you can no longer stand the point where animals are killed, butchered and cooked so that you can eat them. Turning to vegitarianism you realise that neither can you stand the thought of any vegitation or fungus being uprooted from the earth to be eaten, either.

You're forced to starve to death when you realise that even the thought of anything, even if not something that began alive, being chewed and digested and... so forth... is far too gory for you.

At least you were able to explain your feelings on the matter succinctly


I wish I had a space ship.

[Gman5852]

Originally Posted by Marduk

Wish Granted. You are now not gory, to the point where you can no longer stand the point where animals are killed, butchered and cooked so that you can eat them. Turning to vegitarianism you realise that neither can you stand the thought of any vegitation or fungus being uprooted from the earth to be eaten, either.

You're forced to starve to death when you realise that even the thought of anything, even if not something that began alive, being chewed and digested and... so forth... is far too gory for you.

At least you were able to explain your feelings on the matter succinctly


I wish I had a space ship.

You have your spaceship, only for Darth Vader to come and kill you with the force.

I wish for a working xbox 360 controller.

[The Highway]

Okay. You get bored of Xbox and wish you had a different console, but because you used your only wish on a stupid Xbox controller, you can't get it. Amazingly, you are also unable to make any money for the rest of your life. And, guess, what, you die. Have fun with all the other people I've killed in this thread. I just can't help it!

I wish for Sam and Max Season 2 to come out on Wii tomorrow, and for me to automatically be sent it for free, as well as Monkey Island.

[Marduk]

You very a Wii version of Sam & Max however the necessary changes for the port aren't complete. You see the opening animations but can't get past the office because it's designed to be played with a keyboard and mouse and not a wiimote.

You are largely unconcerned with this, as Monkey Island arrived at the same time crushing your home and most of the surrounding area. You should have ordered the game that was based on it instead of the island itself.

I wish a had a Mech, like the ones in all of those anime films and cartoons.

[tredlow]

Originally Posted by Marduk

I wish a had a Mech, like the ones in all of those anime films and cartoons.

Granted.

You also got blue hair, freakishly huge eyes, and no lip-sync.

I wish that life is happy for me and everyone else, especially whoever grants this wish.

[Marduk]

Originally Posted by tredlow

Granted.

You also got blue hair, freakishly huge eyes, and no lip-sync.

I'd look at this as an added bonus, truth be told :P

I wish that life is happy for me and everyone else, especially whoever grants this wish.

Your wish is granted. You and everybody else become so content with life that they no longer even trouble themselves to take basic measures of survival such as feeding, taking medication, etc. The human race is extinct within a matter of weeks.

[tredlow]

Originally Posted by Marduk

The human race is extinct within a matter of weeks.

After all we've been through, I'd say that it's a nice way to go!

By the way, you forgot to make a wish, and therefore you get nothing, which is good, considering that if you did wish for something, it'd be corrupted and something bad will happen.

I wish for an axe-wielding amazon riding a fire-breathing polar bear to take to the prom.

[Marduk]

Originally Posted by tredlow

After all we've been through, I'd say that it's a nice way to go!

By the way, you forgot to make a wish, and therefore you get nothing, which is good, considering that if you did wish for something, it'd be corrupted and something bad will happen.

I wish for an axe-wielding Amazon riding a fire-breathing polar bear to take to the prom.

Wish Granted. You and one of your dates have a wonderful time; all eyes are on you as you dance together with the Amazon, who is wearing her formal loin cloth. Later you go to "make out point", where all United State'ians go after proms to lose their virginity, and your experience there promises to put anybody else’s to shame.

However by polar bear feels neglected by your lack of affection and envious towards the Amazon in a way that only a polar bear can. You go down quickly. The Amazon fairs a little better, however (being caught off guard, grief stricken at your death and having had her axe confiscated at the prom) she doesn't survive the night, either.

I wish I owned my own TARDIS and could fly it solo.