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Eduardo · 07/14/2009, 11:39 am

So I think it would be nice to have a thread for people to do their "proselytizing" of their dialogue lines for this contest:

http://www.telltalegames.com/community/blogs/id-474

http://www.telltalegames.com/monkeyisland/contest

So I would suggest that people post their dialogue line, the link to it, and if they want a good speech on why to vote for them.

m0r1arty · 07/14/2009, 11:49 am

Quote:

That supposed two-bit pirate Eyebrow Weepgood made me learn blasted Monkey Combat™

Vote at this link please.

Monkey Combat is a darned annoying thing and should at least be noted as being a mistake (if even through humour).

-m0r

Lil' Jack Crowley · 07/14/2009, 11:55 am

He rudely entered my bonsai tree plantation during my meditation quipping loudly as he examined every single thing around. My chi was completely off balance for weeks! And I swear I've been missing my concave cutter and a roll of copper wire ever since!

http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/400

KEBSD · 07/14/2009, 12:00 pm

"Baydust Breepdood ate my dinner and told me I didn't need it because "I was the second biggest pirate" he'd ever seen!"

http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/412

Eh... don't have anything to say other than if you think it's funny, then vote for it =D

*Irishmile* · 07/14/2009, 12:03 pm

Meh maybe not the most original but at least my link ends in 333.

"He shaved my monkey...... and my wife's face."

and LOL nobody is going to vote on other peoples....
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/333

ivan11111 · 07/14/2009, 12:06 pm

Vote for mine!!
"He sold me these not-so-fine leather Jackets!"

http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/425

KEBSD · 07/14/2009, 12:07 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by ivan11111

Vote for mine!!
"He sold me these not-so-fine leather Jackets!"

http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/425

Winner!

Gman5852 · 07/14/2009, 12:09 pm

heres mine http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/388
I accedently clicked submit before I was done typing though, I was going to put what was submitted by me, but then add sea shells sea shells by the sea shore, but oh well. I guesss what was put, can still act as smewhat decent entry.

tgeorgic · 07/14/2009, 12:15 pm

Quote:

He tried to touch my monkey.

http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/395

plrichard · 07/14/2009, 12:17 pm

"He forced me to ask him about Loom over and over and over!"

http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/430

Just...just do it. Because you love LOOM.

Eduardo · 07/14/2009, 12:19 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Irishmile

and LOL nobody is going to vote on other peoples....
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/333

I will be fair and vote the ones I find funny...

Speaking of that, I should post mine, which is awful...

http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/345

Quote:

This so-called Mighty Pirate's (tm) so-called Mighty Beard is an offense to all members of the Guild of Extraordinary Bearded Pirates, which I represent!

Oh, and something that I found in the rules:

Quote:

You may also submit only one line of dialogue with your entry. Lines of dialogue in excess of 25 words will not be acceptable.

thin029 · 07/14/2009, 12:21 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by KEBSD

Winner!

Quoted for truth

hansschmucker · 07/14/2009, 12:27 pm

Not very subtle, but I couldn't resist:

"He stole some of my hair and created an army of clones!"
http://www.telltalegames.com/monkeyi...test/entry/449

Astro Gnocci · 07/14/2009, 12:33 pm

This man ruined monkey island !

http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/437

couldn't resist

Ignatius · 07/14/2009, 12:37 pm

Quote:

I speak on behalf of the STVGF (Save The Volcano Gods Foundation), and accuse mr. Treftweed of poisoning attempt.

http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/458

Its really hard when your english sucks. (Not to say your creativity)

*Lena_P* · 07/14/2009, 12:58 pm

http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/476

I have had debilitating lower back pain ever since Mr. Threepwood stole my "unmentionables" to make monkey parachutes.

3headed10tacle · 07/14/2009, 01:06 pm

"He sold me these not-so-fine leather Jackets!"

if you could see my big grin from one cheek to the other right now

here is mine:
"He made me go the sword master over and over again...i love him for that!"
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/493

Zachspyfox033 · 07/14/2009, 01:07 pm

http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/495

He won't stop talking to himself about things he looks at.

ivan11111 · 07/14/2009, 01:13 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3headed10tacle

"He sold me these not-so-fine leather Jackets!"

if you could see my big grin from one cheek to the other right now

Make sure you vote then!! http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/425

Tim · 07/14/2009, 01:16 pm

Quote:

He's the guy who brushed aside three pounds of wood! MY PRECIOUS OAK WOOD!

http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/504

Yes, lame. Sleep soon? Also. ^.^

I've seen a few that made me grin, so assume I'm going to wait a bit before voting myself

07/14/2009, 11:39 am	#1
Eduardo Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Argentina Posts: 583	A thread for Contest: Accuse Guybrush Threepwood of wrongdoing! So I think it would be nice to have a thread for people to do their "proselytizing" of their dialogue lines for this contest: http://www.telltalegames.com/community/blogs/id-474 http://www.telltalegames.com/monkeyisland/contest So I would suggest that people post their dialogue line, the link to it, and if they want a good speech on why to vote for them.

07/14/2009, 12:09 pm	#8
Gman5852 The smartest moron Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: under your couch Posts: 5,896	heres mine http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/388 I accedently clicked submit before I was done typing though, I was going to put what was submitted by me, but then add sea shells sea shells by the sea shore, but oh well. I guesss what was put, can still act as smewhat decent entry. __________________ Sign up for Tribes:Ascend, its free FOR THE NEWBIES: Blue names=normal member Grey names=community mod(As in, NOT a Telltale employee, they just keep the peace here, that's it.) Red names=actual telltale employees.

07/14/2009, 12:17 pm	#10
plrichard Wanna-Be Pirate Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Alabama Posts: 597	"He forced me to ask him about Loom over and over and over!" http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/430 Just...just do it. Because you love LOOM. __________________ Using staple removers on tremendous dangerous-looking yaks since the 90's.

07/14/2009, 12:33 pm	#14
Astro Gnocci Buck Naked - Texas Ranger Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 683	This man ruined monkey island ! http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/437 couldn't resist __________________ Drink Cheap, Evil-Smellin Beer Everyday of Your Life.

07/14/2009, 01:07 pm	#18
Zachspyfox033 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: USA Posts: 409	http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/495 He won't stop talking to himself about things he looks at. __________________ Click here

07/14/2009, 11:55 am	#3
Lil' Jack Crowley Lil' Jack Crowley Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Fredericia, Denmark Posts: 2	He rudely entered my bonsai tree plantation during my meditation quipping loudly as he examined every single thing around. My chi was completely off balance for weeks! And I swear I've been missing my concave cutter and a roll of copper wire ever since! http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/400

07/14/2009, 12:00 pm	#4
KEBSD Was chosen over an anchor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Wouldn't you like to know... Posts: 147	"Baydust Breepdood ate my dinner and told me I didn't need it because "I was the second biggest pirate" he'd ever seen!" http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/412 Eh... don't have anything to say other than if you think it's funny, then vote for it =D

07/14/2009, 12:03 pm	#5
Irishmile The Skipping Dead Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: WI, its a paradise 3 months of the year Posts: 6,542	Meh maybe not the most original but at least my link ends in 333. "He shaved my monkey...... and my wife's face." and LOL nobody is going to vote on other peoples.... http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/333

07/14/2009, 12:06 pm	#6
ivan11111 Mighty Pirate Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 178	Vote for mine!! "He sold me these not-so-fine leather Jackets!" http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/425

07/14/2009, 12:27 pm	#13
hansschmucker Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 945	Not very subtle, but I couldn't resist: "He stole some of my hair and created an army of clones!" http://www.telltalegames.com/monkeyi...test/entry/449

07/14/2009, 12:58 pm	#16
Lena_P Capricious, Quirky Kook Join Date: May 2008 Location: West of Mount Diablo! Posts: 2,003	http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/476 I have had debilitating lower back pain ever since Mr. Threepwood stole my "unmentionables" to make monkey parachutes.

07/14/2009, 01:06 pm	#17
3headed10tacle Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 8	"He sold me these not-so-fine leather Jackets!" if you could see my big grin from one cheek to the other right now here is mine: "He made me go the sword master over and over again...i love him for that!" http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/493

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