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mgrant · 09/28/2010, 08:36 pm

How about the fishnets line or better, this one, "Would you mind releasing my wife? She gets a little cranky when she's tied up for more than an hour." ?

Sarendor · 09/28/2010, 11:07 pm

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Originally Posted by Debbie82

Like "Use... claw thingie... yourself"? That may be a mild suggestive theme, but funny, nonetheless.

Didn't he pose as if riding it, or something? (Edit: Got it! The claw thingie has a seahorse on it! I knew I was right, hehe.) Hmpf, anyway, I will have to say that there was too much suggestive humour in the game, especially compared with Curse and Secret. (Lechuck's revenge had probably even more, and I didn't play Escape.) I will also say that such things always looked unnecessary to me. (This might be one of the reasons Bone is my favourite Telltale game.)

And back to the subject, did you also know that LeChuck poses (differently) when using the pearl alone on himself? I bet not many people tried that.

Sarendor · 12/24/2010, 02:33 am

I really laughed when Marty held the shoe in the air and the passing woman looked at him in 'It's About Time.'
(Sorry for the double post, but this thread deserves a bump.)

taumel · 12/24/2010, 09:30 am

I think that was a scene with Max in 204. Can't remember which one exactly but i was drunk, easy way to improve the TTG gaming experience btw, and so it was hilarious. The scene with the greatest charm was the end credits of Bone 2. In TOMI Murray had a few good lines as well.

Falanca · 12/24/2010, 12:16 pm

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Originally Posted by taumel

I think that was a scene with Max in 204. Can't remember which one exactly but i was drunk, easy way to improve the TTG gaming experience btw, and so it was hilarious. The scene with the greatest charm was the end credits of Bone 2. In TOMI Murray had a few good lines as well.

If you play all the games while being drunk I assume I know why you're so negative about so many Telltale episodes.

taumel · 12/24/2010, 02:15 pm

It's the other way around. My critics would be less benevolent then.

Falanca · 12/24/2010, 02:33 pm

I glare at you, mister.

ScreamingFalcon · 12/24/2010, 10:11 pm

How about the Zork reference from "Abe Lincoln Must Die!"? I think there were two of them, one of them being the opening line and the other was the first time you checked the downed mailbox.

redm · 12/24/2010, 10:21 pm

In The trial and execution of Guybrush Threepwood when Guybrush tells himself that the notion of him helping himself break out of prison is so preposterous that it's practically post posterous that is the funniest line I have ever heard in anything

tredlow · 12/25/2010, 07:55 pm

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Originally Posted by Homestarlover

Really? No one else. Not ever ANYTHING on Sam and Max Season 3?

Patton Oswalt.

Sarendor · 12/26/2010, 06:28 am

This one really made me laugh: (Possible minor Back to the Future spoiler

Emmet: I'm telling you, I am not a scientist! Go on, ask me what E equals!
Marty: ...What does E equal?
Emmet: I have absolutely no idea!

ShaggE · 12/26/2010, 12:26 pm

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Originally Posted by Homestarlover

Really? No one else. Not ever ANYTHING on Sam and Max Season 3?

Season 3 hadn't been released when those posts were made.

Zamot · 12/28/2010, 03:29 pm

Featherly: Oh for pity's sake! This will never work if you're not even going to try to disguise the cow! Amateurs.

Featherly: Who's your guest. boys?
Sam: It's a cow wearing a lampshade.
Max: We've disguised it so you would think it's something else.
Featherly: Oh for... cut! How am I expected to create art if you're not going to perpetuate the farce?

Featherly:I'm sorry, what did you say?
Sam: She said "moo".
Max: Cows do that.
Featherly: Oh for... cut! How am I expected to create art if you're not going to perpetuate the farce?

I love that whole part of Ep2! Featherly rules. I have it saved so I can play it when I feel like it. In fact I think I'll do that right now.

Debbie82 · 04/11/2011, 10:03 am

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Originally Posted by Alcoremortis

And a close second from TOMI:

Guybrush: "If only I'd gone to University I would be able to mix these chemicals together into a powerful acid to eat through my bonds. But, I'm a pirate, so I'll just say: Arrrrrgh!"

I hate to bring this back, but the pun on the rack of chemicals is back in Chapter 4 with: "I could try to mix up those chemicals, but I'd probably just end up exploding... and not in the funny way."

coolguy721 · 04/11/2011, 02:51 pm

beyond the alley of the dolls: unholy this

mathman77 · 04/11/2011, 05:01 pm

-Max's joke and Superball's song in Abe Lincoln Must Die!
-Everything Murray said in TOMI episode 3
-All the "penal zone" jokes
And, the greatest of all...
-BANANG!

Remolay · 04/11/2011, 05:15 pm

THE DEFENDANT WILL STOP PRETENDING HE KNOW HOW TO SPEAK LATIN! And all of those jokes

*Shauntron* · 04/12/2011, 06:42 pm

I was doing testing on Sam & Max Season 1 and 2 while they were being developed for XBLA, and this joke made me crack up pretty much every time I heard it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7gF7EtAAmg#t=07m24s

lombre · 04/13/2011, 07:13 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shauntron

I was doing testing on Sam & Max Season 1 and 2 while they were being developed for XBLA, and this joke made me crack up pretty much every time I heard it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7gF7EtAAmg#t=07m24s

As far as fart jokes go, that one was top of the line.

spaceback27 · 04/13/2011, 04:11 pm

Bluster Blaster's future in Beyond the Alley of the Dolls.
Any given scene with Winslow in TOMI.
Biff doing the "chicken dance" in Citizen Brown or when anyone in any Telltale game does that dance for that matter.

09/28/2010, 08:36 pm	#41
mgrant Planscaping it Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: York, U.K. Posts: 545	How about the fishnets line or better, this one, "Would you mind releasing my wife? She gets a little cranky when she's tied up for more than an hour." ? __________________ "Aras ∂a bi ronde rof oretta, heard under helme, hiori-sercean bær under stan-cleofu strengo getruwode anes mannes; ne bi∂ swylc earges si∂!" Trusting a 'loth is a lot like keeping a snake for a pet. It's not a matter of 'if' you're going to be bitten, but a matter of 'when'.

12/24/2010, 02:33 am	#43
Sarendor Yokel Join Date: May 2009 Location: Israel Posts: 165	I really laughed when Marty held the shoe in the air and the passing woman looked at him in 'It's About Time.' (Sorry for the double post, but this thread deserves a bump.) __________________ Help keeping the Bone series alive by signing the petiton for Bone 3. Doo McAdoo! (The hidden people almost took control of the address.) Favourite Role Playing Characters Thread

12/24/2010, 10:21 pm	#49
redm Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 88	In The trial and execution of Guybrush Threepwood when Guybrush tells himself that the notion of him helping himself break out of prison is so preposterous that it's practically post posterous that is the funniest line I have ever heard in anything Last edited by redm; 12/24/2010 at 10:23 pm.

12/26/2010, 06:28 am	#51
Sarendor Yokel Join Date: May 2009 Location: Israel Posts: 165	This one really made me laugh: (Possible minor Back to the Future spoiler Emmet: I'm telling you, I am not a scientist! Go on, ask me what E equals! Marty: ...What does E equal? Emmet: I have absolutely no idea! __________________ Help keeping the Bone series alive by signing the petiton for Bone 3. Doo McAdoo! (The hidden people almost took control of the address.) Favourite Role Playing Characters Thread

12/28/2010, 03:29 pm	#53
Zamot Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 13	Featherly: Oh for pity's sake! This will never work if you're not even going to try to disguise the cow! Amateurs. Featherly: Who's your guest. boys? Sam: It's a cow wearing a lampshade. Max: We've disguised it so you would think it's something else. Featherly: Oh for... cut! How am I expected to create art if you're not going to perpetuate the farce? Featherly:I'm sorry, what did you say? Sam: She said "moo". Max: Cows do that. Featherly: Oh for... cut! How am I expected to create art if you're not going to perpetuate the farce? I love that whole part of Ep2! Featherly rules. I have it saved so I can play it when I feel like it. In fact I think I'll do that right now. Last edited by Zamot; 12/28/2010 at 03:33 pm.

12/24/2010, 09:30 am	#44
taumel Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,654	I think that was a scene with Max in 204. Can't remember which one exactly but i was drunk, easy way to improve the TTG gaming experience btw, and so it was hilarious. The scene with the greatest charm was the end credits of Bone 2. In TOMI Murray had a few good lines as well.

12/24/2010, 02:15 pm	#46
taumel Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,654	It's the other way around. My critics would be less benevolent then.

12/24/2010, 02:33 pm	#47
Falanca Hasn't Played TWDG Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 3,239	I glare at you, mister.

12/24/2010, 10:11 pm	#48
ScreamingFalcon AKA MajorFalcon71 Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 99	How about the Zork reference from "Abe Lincoln Must Die!"? I think there were two of them, one of them being the opening line and the other was the first time you checked the downed mailbox.

04/11/2011, 02:51 pm	#55
coolguy721 Banned Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: USA! Posts: 695	beyond the alley of the dolls: unholy this

04/11/2011, 05:01 pm	#56
mathman77 Predictor to the Future Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 511	-Max's joke and Superball's song in Abe Lincoln Must Die! -Everything Murray said in TOMI episode 3 -All the "penal zone" jokes And, the greatest of all... -BANANG! __________________ Back to the Future Predictions: It's About Time Get Tannen! Citizen Brown Double Visions OUTATIME coming soon!

04/11/2011, 05:15 pm	#57
Remolay Does not compute Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Planet Earth(Sol 3) Status: My head asplode Posts: 1,987	THE DEFENDANT WILL STOP PRETENDING HE KNOW HOW TO SPEAK LATIN! And all of those jokes __________________ It's Gallifreyan, it doesn't translate Crap I do: Homestar WUW Twitter YouTube Fanfiction.net It says Remolay

04/12/2011, 06:42 pm	#58
Shauntron Telltale Video Man Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 487	I was doing testing on Sam & Max Season 1 and 2 while they were being developed for XBLA, and this joke made me crack up pretty much every time I heard it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7gF7EtAAmg#t=07m24s

04/13/2011, 04:11 pm	#60
spaceback27 Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Canada Posts: 4	Bluster Blaster's future in Beyond the Alley of the Dolls. Any given scene with Winslow in TOMI. Biff doing the "chicken dance" in Citizen Brown or when anyone in any Telltale game does that dance for that matter.

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