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Old 07/31/2009, 03:56 pm   #1
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Default Extremley Stupid Horror Adventure Game

Right.
So in response to popular demand of paint-based adventure game with a lot of nasty things I decided to start something like this. Most of the puzzles here are going to be voilent, sadomasochistic, cruel and so on. People under 18 shouldn't be reading this.
Here's the Doc - sharlatan, magician and a low-life. Doc has been contacted by his only friend, Bill. Bill seemed terrified by something and asked Doc to come to his place as soon as possible. Hopping for a free drink Doc arrived and here's what he found in Bill's apartament:

The character is Doc himself.
In his inventory you can find:
- A bottle of very cheap wine made in Poland.
- A scalpel.
- An interrogation drill.
- False medical school diploma.
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Old 07/31/2009, 04:00 pm   #2
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Take scapel, shave
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Old 07/31/2009, 04:05 pm   #3
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Doc: Aw! I cut my face! Bill doesn't have a mirror and my scalpel is quite dull. I won't be hurting myself anymore!
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Old 07/31/2009, 04:06 pm   #4
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Pick up wine, use wine to clean bloodstains (in order to preserve real estate value of the house)
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Old 07/31/2009, 04:09 pm   #5
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Use diploma to wipe bloody face
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Old 07/31/2009, 04:11 pm   #6
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Doc: Right-o! The place is clean now. But hey! The wine melted a hole in the wall! Oh, and I think there's Bills massacred corpse in the off-screen corner of the room...
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Old 07/31/2009, 04:13 pm   #7
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Riffle through Bill's pockets, specifically looking for gum and/or wallet
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Old 07/31/2009, 04:27 pm   #8
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Doc: Neat bloodbath! Let's see. Nope - no gun, no wallet, no money. Hey! There's a knife inside his guts! I'll take it.
What? There's an engraving on the knife... Rue Morgue 13. Weird!
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Old 07/31/2009, 04:29 pm   #9
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Take all items, but then throw Bill's corpse into wine hole, hoping it hides either a secret passage way featuring a clue related to Roe Morgue 13 or that he makes an excellent splat into some object.
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Doc: He's way to fat to throw him into that hole! But I've found his ripped-off heart. I'll take it!
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Old 07/31/2009, 04:40 pm   #11
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Use scalpel on heart to search for hidden clues or blocked arteries that might have caused these sort of health problems.
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Old 07/31/2009, 04:50 pm   #12
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Doc: Let's use some of my medical knowledge! [cuts the heart] Right. Ow! I see! Yes! All right. My inner adrenaline sensor says he died of fear and was massacred after that!
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But hey! There's a key hidden in the heart! And a note! How strange!

Menawhile:


You can hear somethign moving in the hole!



Oh no! A half-naked David Husselhoff demon broke through the hole! It's blocking your way out!
Doc: Wha... Whad did you put yourself into, my friend Bill?

Inventory:
- Half-empty bottle of very cheap wine made in Poland.
- A scalpel.
- An interrogation drill.
- False medical school diploma.
- Massacred heart.
- A little silver key.
- A note.
- An engraved knife

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Old 07/31/2009, 05:10 pm   #13
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great start
I just think you should copy paste the inventory in new posts. You know, kinda make it feels like the old interfaces (and mostly reminding everyone what it is you've got).
But keep going guys, this could end up pretty cool
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Old 07/31/2009, 06:56 pm   #14
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Throw wine at David.
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Drink wine to the point of collapsing, in hopes of fooling David Hasseloff into thinking you have died.
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If all else fails, try using the hat on The Hasselhoff to capute him.
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Old 08/01/2009, 04:53 am   #17
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Throw wine at David.

Doc: It's to precious to waste it on him!

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Drink wine to the point of collapsing, in hopes of fooling David Hasseloff into thinking you have died.

Doc: What do you take me for, moron?! You think THIS is enough to put me on the ground?
Off-screen voice: Doc! Don't insult the player!
Doc: Right-o, right-o. Let's try again: No can do! If it thinks I'm dead, it will massacre me like it massacred Bill!

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If all else fails, try using the hat on The Hasselhoff to capute him.

Doc: No can do! The hat is sticked to my head. Besides, it would make my brain too exposed. And he's to big to be captured into a hat. And the hat is full of... of... my rabbit!

Inventory:
- Half-empty bottle of very cheap wine made in Poland.
- A scalpel.
- An interrogation drill.
- False medical school diploma.
- Massacred heart.
- A hint.
- A little silver key.
- A note.
- An engraved knife.
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Old 08/01/2009, 08:10 am   #18
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Old 08/01/2009, 03:23 pm   #19
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Hide in Bill's corpse until Hasseloff leaves.
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Old 08/02/2009, 12:57 am   #20
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Ask Hasslehoff what he wants. Maybe we can strike a bargain.
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