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08/03/2009, 08:40 pm
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Bate skinhead to attack me. When he comes at me, roll my six eyes towards him to make him slip.
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08/03/2009, 11:44 pm
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 Doc: Thanks! If you didn't notice, he has this big, frozen fish. Look what you have done -he hurt my face! Skinhead: Me be killin' ye! Again, again! Hitting ugly freak is fun! Me be killin' ye! Doc: He looks entertained. I won't risk comming any closer!
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08/03/2009, 11:52 pm
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Shave skinhead's body.
Pick up the hairs, turn them into a wig, and use that on the skinhead, so he becomes a hippie.
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Drink Cheap, Evil-Smellin Beer Everyday of Your Life. |
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08/04/2009, 12:17 am
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 Doc: Gladly, but if you haven't noticed - he's quite active and agressive. I can't get close enough to shave him! Besides, he doens't have hippie shirt or glasses.
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08/04/2009, 12:43 am
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hmm...
Moonwalk your way outta here ?
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08/04/2009, 12:48 am
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Doc: No, he'll chase me! I have to do something to stop him, make him less... alive.
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08/04/2009, 01:20 am
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Fire a warning shot in the frozen fish.
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08/04/2009, 05:01 am
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 Doc: Whooops! Did you say "frozen fish"? Sorry, I thought it was... well, right - I'm not too good with guns. Missed. But wait! That was the last bullet! Off-screen female voice: What have you done to Alfons?! Doc: Ouh! I can hear someone commin'  Prostitute: You murderer! You killed Alfons! He was my protector. The only person who ever cared about me! What are you going to do about it? Inventory: - Half-empty bottle of very cheap wine made in Poland. - A scalpel. - An interrogation drill. - False medical school diploma. - The Hint of Extreme, Pointless Voilence - A little silver key. - A note. - An engraved knife. - Bill's eyes - David the demon's eyes - The gut creature's eyes - Pam Anderson's number - Hammer - Empty gun
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08/04/2009, 05:04 am
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Dedicate my time to rehabilitating prostitute into normal society until she can live a normal life.
Just kidding, use drill on whore. |
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08/04/2009, 05:23 am
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Quote:
 Doc: Dear Lady, did you ever think about becoming a cruel, voilent sociopath with no moral restrictions? . . . Doc: What? That IS normal society for me! All my friends are... well, my only friend was like that. And I can really use her ass... I meant AID in my quest of stopping OR joining demon summoning cult! Prostitute: Never thought of that. But now when you mention it... Doc: So it's set! You're my second in command! It'll be fun! Prostitute: What is your bidding, my master? Quote:
 Doc: Did you mean that? I always wondered why there is a rubber drill in the set... She seems to like it! Inventory: - Half-empty bottle of very cheap wine made in Poland. - A scalpel. - An interrogation drill. - False medical school diploma. - The Hint of Extreme, Pointless Voilence - A little silver key. - A note. - An engraved knife. - Bill's eyes - David the demon's eyes - The gut creature's eyes - Pam Anderson's number - Hammer - Empty gun
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08/04/2009, 06:52 am
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Take 'alfons' fish and the half-empty bottle of wine and offer to go on a date with her.
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08/04/2009, 07:19 am
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Take his shirt and hide Alfons in the dimpster.
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08/04/2009, 01:59 pm
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Prostitute: Whatever you wish, master! Doc: (it's getting better and better!) Would you like to go out for tonight? Prostitute (whatever her name is): Master, as I can see on our list of locations we want to visit, we can go to: your lab, Mue Morgue 13 or stay here. What do you want to do? Doc: Aren't you hungry? Prostitute (whatever her name is): No, Master. Doc: Thirsty? Prostitute (whatever her name is): No, Master. Quote:
Inventory and some useless crap you collected for some reason: - Half-empty bottle of very cheap wine made in Poland. - A scalpel. - An interrogation drill. - False medical school diploma. - The Hint of Extreme, Pointless Voilence - A little silver key. - A note. - An engraved knife. - Bill's eyes - David the demon's eyes - The gut creature's eyes - Pam Anderson's number - Hammer - Empty gun - Big, frozen fish - Disgusting, dirty neo-nazi T-shirt
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08/04/2009, 02:35 pm
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load gun with fish, then head for your lab.
Or rue morgue. Or your lab. Should we make a poll to decide which of the next locations we'll head to ?
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08/04/2009, 03:36 pm
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 Prostitute: What a glorious laboratory, my Master. Doc: Thanks! Quote:
 Doc: Oh great! An undestroyable seciurity guard! Quote:
Doc: Back home! What are we doing now? Prostitute: Whatever you wish, my Master. Quote:
Doc: No! Inventory and some useless crap you collected for some reason: - Half-empty bottle of very cheap wine made in Poland. - A scalpel. - An interrogation drill. - False medical school diploma. - The Hint of Extreme, Pointless Voilence - A little silver key. - A note. - An engraved knife. - Bill's eyes - David the demon's eyes - The gut creature's eyes - Pam Anderson's number - Hammer - Fish-loaded gun - Fishy ammunition (infinite) - Disgusting, dirty neo-nazi T-shirt
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08/04/2009, 08:01 pm
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*sigh*. I feel like I'm the only one actually moving the story along. I'm cunfused. What is the Doc's goal?
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08/04/2009, 11:39 pm
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Doc: My goal (besides pure voilence) is to: - learn what happened with my friend Bill, - learn the origins of strange demons and creatures walking freely in my town, - find and STOP or JOIN a cult mentioned by Half-Naked David Husselhoff demon. At the moment I menagged to escape from Bill's flat. I've found a note mentioning place at Rue Morgue 13. Might be a good idea to go there! Prostitute: *cough* Doc: And yes, I have this nice prostitute to aid me on my quest.
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08/04/2009, 11:43 pm
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Ok, ok. Go to Rue Morgue 13. Use the prostitute on the guard. Then use the key on the door.
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08/05/2009, 12:28 am
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Guard: I'm sorry madame, but I'm on duty. Quote:
Inventory and some useless crap you collected for some reason: - Half-empty bottle of very cheap wine made in Poland. - A scalpel. - An interrogation drill. - False medical school diploma. - The Hint of Extreme, Pointless Voilence - A little silver key. - A note. - An engraved knife. - Bill's eyes - David the demon's eyes - The gut creature's eyes - Pam Anderson's number - Hammer - Fish-loaded gun - Fishy ammunition (infinite) - Disgusting, dirty neo-nazi T-shirt
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08/05/2009, 12:57 am
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Read the note to the guard. If it fails use your diploma and lie there is medical emergency inside.
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