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TheNuclearReactor · 12/11/2009, 12:55 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by GhostDemon

I will slay you, peel you, and wear your skin as a hat

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You’re so sad, that even a grog xd parrot junkie has more peer approval!!

[[looks like fun c:]]

Your brain surgery turned to a brain removal!

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You can't beat me, I'm undefeated!

tredlow · 12/11/2009, 06:54 pm

You never lost 'cause you've always retreated.

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I can kill you with willpower alone.

DrRocketGenius · 12/11/2009, 07:01 pm

I will destroy you completely, including your bones.

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You will fear me by the end of this battle.

Remolay · 12/12/2009, 06:52 am

yeah, fearing your endless prattle
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I've slain all I have fought, and never was wounded

tredlow · 12/12/2009, 06:57 am

That's because you never fight, many battles you've avoided

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I eat wimps like you as a side dish.

DrRocketGenius · 12/12/2009, 09:09 am

If you taste like you smell, you taste like rotten fish.

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My 4-headed monkey will devour you whole.

GhostDemon · 12/13/2009, 03:06 am

You married a monkey? That's an own goal!

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How appropriate you fight like a banana!

Remolay · 12/13/2009, 05:57 am

I've heard better insults from me nana!
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your grace with a sword is that of an ape

zombiemaniac · 12/13/2009, 08:41 am

oh really, i thought yours couldn't even slice a grape!.

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you can't slice apple pie!

Eddiejo6 · 12/18/2009, 10:57 pm

No but i can kill you so prepare to die!

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You are no match for my power and might

tredlow · 02/18/2010, 09:55 am

Please, a baby can beat you in a fight.

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I'll eat you with green eggs and ham

Remolay · 02/18/2010, 10:18 am

but you do not like them, Sam-I-Am

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Your power is nil if even that much

Hayden · 02/18/2010, 03:25 pm

You're as painful as a kick in the crutch

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My power is supreme, yours is pepperoni.

Gman5852 · 02/18/2010, 04:11 pm

Thats just balony.

is that a puddle of your blood on my sword.

tredlow · 02/19/2010, 01:04 am

No, you stabbed yourself because you were bored.

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At swordfighting, I am the master!

Hayden · 02/19/2010, 02:25 am

No you're not, you simply a disaster

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End of the line for you my friend...

OzzieMonkey · 03/08/2010, 12:47 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by haydenwce27

No you're not, you simply a disaster

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End of the line for you my friend...

Well your line isn't sturdy, it can easily bend!

I bet its been weeks since you had your last shower.

Gman5852 · 03/08/2010, 04:34 am

If i did i would remove my stench of power

death will be a joy when im done with you.

tredlow · 03/12/2010, 03:52 am

When you're done with me? As in, when you die? True.

Your despicable face will smile no more!

Kroms · 03/12/2010, 03:58 am

Only because of your swordsmanship, you gargantuan bore.

You're as graceful with that sword as an ox on a circus ball!

12/11/2009, 06:54 pm	#42
tredlow Has Possum Powers. Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,536	You never lost 'cause you've always retreated. ------------------------------------------------- I can kill you with willpower alone. __________________ My Friend: You know, if only Bruce Wayne was bit by a radioactive psychiatrist rather than a bat, Gotham wouldn't even need Arkham Asylum. Me: Haha, yeah. That's true. Minutes Later Me: Wait, Bruce Wayne was never bit by a radioactive anything.

12/12/2009, 06:52 am	#44
Remolay Does not compute Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Planet Earth(Sol 3) Status: My head asplode Posts: 1,987	yeah, fearing your endless prattle ----- I've slain all I have fought, and never was wounded __________________ It's Gallifreyan, it doesn't translate Crap I do: Homestar WUW Twitter YouTube Fanfiction.net It says Remolay

12/12/2009, 06:57 am	#45
tredlow Has Possum Powers. Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,536	That's because you never fight, many battles you've avoided --------------------------------------------------- I eat wimps like you as a side dish. __________________ My Friend: You know, if only Bruce Wayne was bit by a radioactive psychiatrist rather than a bat, Gotham wouldn't even need Arkham Asylum. Me: Haha, yeah. That's true. Minutes Later Me: Wait, Bruce Wayne was never bit by a radioactive anything.

12/13/2009, 05:57 am	#48
Remolay Does not compute Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Planet Earth(Sol 3) Status: My head asplode Posts: 1,987	I've heard better insults from me nana! ------- your grace with a sword is that of an ape __________________ It's Gallifreyan, it doesn't translate Crap I do: Homestar WUW Twitter YouTube Fanfiction.net It says Remolay

12/13/2009, 08:41 am	#49
zombiemaniac Failerz-r-us Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: STALKER Posts: 5	oh really, i thought yours couldn't even slice a grape!. --- you can't slice apple pie! __________________ Lol! YOU FAIL! http://www.freakycreek.com/gallery2/.../bike-fail.jpg

12/11/2009, 07:01 pm	#43
DrRocketGenius The Batman Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 1,514	I will destroy you completely, including your bones. -------- You will fear me by the end of this battle.

12/12/2009, 09:09 am	#46
DrRocketGenius The Batman Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 1,514	If you taste like you smell, you taste like rotten fish. --- My 4-headed monkey will devour you whole.

12/13/2009, 03:06 am	#47
GhostDemon Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 2	You married a monkey? That's an own goal! ---------------------------------------- How appropriate you fight like a banana!

12/18/2009, 10:57 pm	#50
Eddiejo6 Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 12	No but i can kill you so prepare to die! ----------------------------------------------------- You are no match for my power and might __________________ Life is dangerous it is no one that has survived it yet

02/18/2010, 09:55 am	#51
tredlow Has Possum Powers. Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,536	Please, a baby can beat you in a fight. ------------------------------------ I'll eat you with green eggs and ham __________________ My Friend: You know, if only Bruce Wayne was bit by a radioactive psychiatrist rather than a bat, Gotham wouldn't even need Arkham Asylum. Me: Haha, yeah. That's true. Minutes Later Me: Wait, Bruce Wayne was never bit by a radioactive anything.

02/18/2010, 10:18 am	#52
Remolay Does not compute Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Planet Earth(Sol 3) Status: My head asplode Posts: 1,987	but you do not like them, Sam-I-Am ------ Your power is nil if even that much __________________ It's Gallifreyan, it doesn't translate Crap I do: Homestar WUW Twitter YouTube Fanfiction.net It says Remolay

02/18/2010, 03:25 pm	#53
Hayden ...is procrastinating Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Australia Posts: 3,498	You're as painful as a kick in the crutch ----------------------------------------- My power is supreme, yours is pepperoni. __________________ Read that instead ^.

02/18/2010, 04:11 pm	#54
Gman5852 The smartest moron Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: under your couch Posts: 5,951	Thats just balony. is that a puddle of your blood on my sword. __________________ Sign up for Tribes:Ascend, its free FOR THE NEWBIES: Blue names=normal member Grey names=community mod(As in, NOT a Telltale employee, they just keep the peace here, that's it.) Red names=actual telltale employees.

02/19/2010, 01:04 am	#55
tredlow Has Possum Powers. Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,536	No, you stabbed yourself because you were bored. -------------------------------------- At swordfighting, I am the master! __________________ My Friend: You know, if only Bruce Wayne was bit by a radioactive psychiatrist rather than a bat, Gotham wouldn't even need Arkham Asylum. Me: Haha, yeah. That's true. Minutes Later Me: Wait, Bruce Wayne was never bit by a radioactive anything.

02/19/2010, 02:25 am	#56
Hayden ...is procrastinating Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Australia Posts: 3,498	No you're not, you simply a disaster ----------------------------------- End of the line for you my friend... __________________ Read that instead ^.

03/08/2010, 04:34 am	#58
Gman5852 The smartest moron Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: under your couch Posts: 5,951	If i did i would remove my stench of power death will be a joy when im done with you. __________________ Sign up for Tribes:Ascend, its free FOR THE NEWBIES: Blue names=normal member Grey names=community mod(As in, NOT a Telltale employee, they just keep the peace here, that's it.) Red names=actual telltale employees.

03/12/2010, 03:52 am	#59
tredlow Has Possum Powers. Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,536	When you're done with me? As in, when you die? True. Your despicable face will smile no more! __________________ My Friend: You know, if only Bruce Wayne was bit by a radioactive psychiatrist rather than a bat, Gotham wouldn't even need Arkham Asylum. Me: Haha, yeah. That's true. Minutes Later Me: Wait, Bruce Wayne was never bit by a radioactive anything.

03/12/2010, 03:58 am	#60
Kroms Knows Pi backwards. Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 774	Only because of your swordsmanship, you gargantuan bore. You're as graceful with that sword as an ox on a circus ball!

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