It's sadly not up to my usual scratch: between dodging work and family I manage to steal some time away to quickly record this. (Coming into summer too the fans had to be shut off so they dont interfere in the background).
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d'Oro hunts for the might Power Pirate Playset (with swinging trap doors), de Singe informs a poor patient that the splinter in his leg has gone bad, Noogie tries a dating video (my worst I admit, I had his voice in my head but not in my throat), Stan tries to sell pre-used internet access (which is actually an inter-island net of lines that ferries messages in bottles, currently unavailable in Spinner Cay), and for fun, Judge Grindstump tells Guybrush that pirates who represent themslves have fools for clients.
I wanted to do a Moose impression and Crimpdidgit's "Glass Unicorns!" but if I really want to get that kind of scratchy voice it helps to prepare for it, and I just didnt have the time today. (Thank God for weekends.)