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It's not much of a script, I just tried to think of something funny between de Singe, Stan and Guybrush together.
de Singe: Now zen, if we turn zis ‘ere, and add zat there... ah oui! It iz coming togezere! Soon, I, ze Marquis de Singe will have created ze greatest invention since zat slimy beggair stole sliced bread from moi! Nevair again will those clumsy pirates find themselves lost upon ze briney blue sea, non! With this little darling’ upun they’re ships, they will all find their way back ‘ere to Flotsam.. and my operating table!
Stan: Step right up folks and check out the brand new invention to be sweeping the Spanish Main! Have you ever found yourself drifting through the seas lost or alone? Well, fear no more as I bring you the latest technology from Monkey Island, the Great People Searcher! Yes, just install one of these babies into your cabin, quarters or crow’s nest, and the GPS will immediately search for any people (or highly intelligent dolphins) and point out they’re location to you in an instant! Never again be lost with a genuine GPS! Now you’re probably asking yourself, Gee Stan, how can you be offering me such a fantastic item so cheaply and at such high quality that it doesn’t even need a warranty? Well folks, I’m going on holiday tomorrow, and I need my suitcase!
Guybrush: Ah, there’s no other life! Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty pirate, cruising the ocean, looking for treasure.. wondering if this stupid GPS thingy I got from Stan will actually work... Huh. That.. island looks really familiar.. Nah! It couldn’t be...