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LowMoralFiber · 12/13/2009, 06:31 pm

LeChuck Norris meets his match in Mr. T(hreepwood), who pities his foolishness so hard that LeChuck explodes, all his limbs fall off, he gets trapped under a mountain of ice, explodes again and then gets trapped in a jar.

He then returns as a new social networking website.

What do you guys think?

Falanca · 12/13/2009, 06:34 pm

Manly enough?

LowMoralFiber · 12/13/2009, 06:46 pm

The evil of LeChuck is always evolving...

*Lena_P* · 12/14/2009, 07:53 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by LowMoralFiber

LeChuck Norris meets his match in Mr. T(hreepwood), who pities his foolishness so hard that LeChuck explodes, all his limbs fall off, he gets trapped under a mountain of ice, explodes again and then gets trapped in a jar.

He then returns as a new social networking website.

What do you guys think?

I consider that "teh win". Now if you'll excuse me

*ahem*

As a social networking site, LeChuck gets "poked" to death.
(Huh? Huh?)

LeChuck returns as Meryl Streep.

*Silverwolfpet* · 12/16/2009, 03:42 am

Due to his "great" looks, people don't like him anymore and he dies from the pain of not being a star!

LeChuck returns as The Lookout of Melee Island!

*Lena_P* · 12/16/2009, 05:55 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silverwolfpet

Due to his "great" looks, people don't like him anymore and he dies from the pain of not being a star!

Thank you!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silverwolfpet

LeChuck returns as The Lookout of Melee Island!

Guybrush sneaks up behind him, and he finally has one heart attack too many and dies.

LeChuck returns as LeChuckie Cheese.

Andorxor · 12/16/2009, 08:25 am

He steps into a mouse trap

And comes back as Elaine

LowMoralFiber · 12/16/2009, 09:04 am

And destroys himself in frustration when he realizes he can't marry himself!

He then returns as Ron Gilbert!

Fealiks · 12/16/2009, 10:30 am

And he dies with the secret of Monkey Island, coming back as zombie-gilbert, vigilantly guarding his secret still in a shed using a candle on a long bit of wood.

Maxilyah · 12/18/2009, 09:46 am

He gets attacked by rabid fans who are fed up with not knowing the secret of Monkey Island.
He returns as a toaster with wings.

*Lena_P* · 12/18/2009, 09:49 am

He gets slammed by the careening head of an anime character's head and falls into the abyss of the cheap CD's bin at Office Max.

He returns as a dainty unicorn.

Andorxor · 12/21/2009, 02:05 am

You-shouldn't-speak-his-name kills him to drink his blood

He cames back as Guybrushs Grandmother

TomPravetz · 12/21/2009, 07:44 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andorxor

You-shouldn't-speak-his-name kills him to drink his blood

He cames back as Guybrushs Grandmother

LeChuck kills him/her, along with his/her children. (And saves their bones?)

He comes back as a paradox.

*Lena_P* · 12/21/2009, 07:47 pm

He confuses the heck out himself and his brain asplodes.

He comes back as a mushroom.

TomPravetz · 12/21/2009, 08:06 pm

Mario eats him and grows into Super Mario.

He returns as the ghost of Christmas past.

Datadog · 12/21/2009, 09:34 pm

But his plan to trap Guybrush in an endless cycle of ruined Christmases past is thwarted when Guybrush accidentally castrates LeChuck's father during a sword fight, preventing LeChuck from ever being born.

LeChuck's unborn soul is then reincarnated into a disgruntled shade of blue.

*Lena_P* · 12/21/2009, 10:47 pm

A super-intelligent shade of the color blue dispatches him to become the One True King of England (also known as Britain).

He returns as Gomez.

Awesomepantsman · 12/21/2009, 11:04 pm

Because Morgan is dead, Gomez has no one to feed him and therefore starves to death.

He comes back as a mighty ninja.

Andorxor · 01/04/2010, 02:47 am

He dies from copyright infringement because he forgott the tm.

Than he comes back as the moon.

*Lena_P* · 01/04/2010, 04:05 am

A bullet-shaped rocket ship full of French guys hits him in the eye, he fails to get proper medical treatment in time causing gangrene to infect his wound, and eventually his brain, and he dies.

He comes back as the White Rabbit.

12/16/2009, 03:42 am	#25
Silverwolfpet Wolfy Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Romania Posts: 3,042	Due to his "great" looks, people don't like him anymore and he dies from the pain of not being a star! LeChuck returns as The Lookout of Melee Island! __________________ I am a community moderator, here to assist, keep the peace, and keep these boards clean and friendly for all. I am a volunteer, and not a Telltale employee, and my opinions are my own. Something awesome this way comes... ^.^ www.silverwolfpet.com

12/16/2009, 10:30 am	#29
Fealiks Adolescent Caucasian Male Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: England Posts: 1,507	And he dies with the secret of Monkey Island, coming back as zombie-gilbert, vigilantly guarding his secret still in a shed using a candle on a long bit of wood. __________________ My webcomic

12/18/2009, 09:46 am	#30
Maxilyah Not a stalker Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Planet Earth Posts: 1,004	He gets attacked by rabid fans who are fed up with not knowing the secret of Monkey Island. He returns as a toaster with wings. __________________ ~ Maxilyah Aku akan makan anak-anak anda. My DeviantArt

12/21/2009, 08:06 pm	#35
TomPravetz Misc. Organs/Limbs/Etc... Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Here and there Rank: God Posts: 2,369	Mario eats him and grows into Super Mario. He returns as the ghost of Christmas past. __________________ Join the Suro revolution \|Win the war of Majasuroshia\| Fight the Oppressors

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12/13/2009, 06:31 pm	#21
LowMoralFiber Mighty Gamer Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: The Basement Posts: 241	LeChuck Norris meets his match in Mr. T(hreepwood), who pities his foolishness so hard that LeChuck explodes, all his limbs fall off, he gets trapped under a mountain of ice, explodes again and then gets trapped in a jar. He then returns as a new social networking website. What do you guys think?

12/13/2009, 06:34 pm	#22
Falanca Hasn't Played TWDG Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 3,239	Manly enough?

12/13/2009, 06:46 pm	#23
LowMoralFiber Mighty Gamer Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: The Basement Posts: 241	The evil of LeChuck is always evolving...

12/16/2009, 08:25 am	#27
Andorxor Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 136	He steps into a mouse trap And comes back as Elaine

12/16/2009, 09:04 am	#28
LowMoralFiber Mighty Gamer Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: The Basement Posts: 241	And destroys himself in frustration when he realizes he can't marry himself! He then returns as Ron Gilbert!

12/18/2009, 09:49 am	#31
Lena_P Capricious, Quirky Kook Join Date: May 2008 Location: West of Mount Diablo! Posts: 2,003	He gets slammed by the careening head of an anime character's head and falls into the abyss of the cheap CD's bin at Office Max. He returns as a dainty unicorn.

12/21/2009, 02:05 am	#32
Andorxor Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 136	You-shouldn't-speak-his-name kills him to drink his blood He cames back as Guybrushs Grandmother

12/21/2009, 07:47 pm	#34
Lena_P Capricious, Quirky Kook Join Date: May 2008 Location: West of Mount Diablo! Posts: 2,003	He confuses the heck out himself and his brain asplodes. He comes back as a mushroom.

12/21/2009, 09:34 pm	#36
Datadog Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 80	But his plan to trap Guybrush in an endless cycle of ruined Christmases past is thwarted when Guybrush accidentally castrates LeChuck's father during a sword fight, preventing LeChuck from ever being born. LeChuck's unborn soul is then reincarnated into a disgruntled shade of blue.

12/21/2009, 10:47 pm	#37
Lena_P Capricious, Quirky Kook Join Date: May 2008 Location: West of Mount Diablo! Posts: 2,003	A super-intelligent shade of the color blue dispatches him to become the One True King of England (also known as Britain). He returns as Gomez.

12/21/2009, 11:04 pm	#38
Awesomepantsman AKA StonkBad! Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 291	Because Morgan is dead, Gomez has no one to feed him and therefore starves to death. He comes back as a mighty ninja.

01/04/2010, 02:47 am	#39
Andorxor Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 136	He dies from copyright infringement because he forgott the tm. Than he comes back as the moon.

01/04/2010, 04:05 am	#40
Lena_P Capricious, Quirky Kook Join Date: May 2008 Location: West of Mount Diablo! Posts: 2,003	A bullet-shaped rocket ship full of French guys hits him in the eye, he fails to get proper medical treatment in time causing gangrene to infect his wound, and eventually his brain, and he dies. He comes back as the White Rabbit.

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