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Kroms · 12/09/2009, 01:32 pm

I laughed very, very hard during this chapter. I got tickled silly. I had to actually stop the game at one point and go lie down, because when I laugh too hard my head hurts and I get a migraine, and that's what happened here. That's the third time Telltale's done this in 2009. Good job!

At the same time, there many genuinely touching moments, just little things that made the whole thing so much better. I'd like to take this opportunity to call the writers a bunch of sexy geniuses. Writers: you are sexy geniuses.

What were some of your favorite lines? I had quite a few, but Guybrush's "He killed me for lemonade" line (I don't remember the exact quote, and I'm way too happy basking in the warm glow of the aftermath of a great adventure to want to check; but it was his mishearing of Morgan's dying words) is probably the best Monkey Island line ever.

Quote away. I'll properly contribute when my head's stopped spinning. (That's good!)

adventureaddict · 12/09/2009, 01:40 pm

I loved the:

"You can't hurt?/break?/kill? my spirit!"

"Ow..my spirit!"

And alot more, I'll definetly have to replay to catch them all.

balin2k · 12/09/2009, 01:41 pm

well one comes to mind atm. murray is a punk...YA HEAR THAT MURRAY YOUR A PUNK!..im not scared of him..*bone falls off* AGHHHH!...well your still a punk. it went somthing along those lines. make me LOL!

Deny · 12/09/2009, 01:43 pm

"actually its called la spon-HA grande"
"but we´re all say la sponja grande"
"I know but it really ...."

Okay i don´t get it all... only because i lought trough the whole credits

*Darth Marsden* · 12/09/2009, 01:43 pm

"Good news, sir! I found the Map!"

Farlander · 12/09/2009, 01:46 pm

The first that came to my mind sounded something like
"And he'll rue the day he met Guybrush Threepwood and I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT 'RUE' MEANS!"
It was hilarious.
There are many more though.
"Remember our map, sir?" (oh, and the "I've found the map!")
And
"Papapishu that hurts"
And many more.

Giovanni · 12/09/2009, 01:49 pm

Guybrush: "Ooh! Scrolls, parchments and MAPS! Winslow would be so happy!"

Kroms · 12/09/2009, 01:49 pm

If you click on all the sextants or the maps in the thief's room, Guybrush says "Oh man, Winslow would LOVE this" or something.

The insult swordfighting was pretty great, wasn't it? Lovely twist on the idea.

punkmario · 12/09/2009, 01:51 pm

i surrender, send me to jail
"why"
i kidnapped my own body
"FAIR ENOUGH, lets go!"

that made me laugh out loud literally

Shale · 12/09/2009, 03:20 pm

"Ow! My spirit!"

"Does it LOOK like I'm mocking you?"
"No, I guess you're just ugly."

coolsome · 12/09/2009, 03:51 pm

guybrush: is it wired i thought you where sexy with the pox?
elaine: what?
guybrush: does that meen im secretly attracted to lechcuk??
elaine: FOCUS!!!...sweety

Joop · 12/09/2009, 03:54 pm

"I guess nobody calls him te life of the party! Hey-ooh!"

I really didn't see that one coming! XD

Bravo · 12/09/2009, 04:01 pm

"*SQWARK* Its me Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate!"

hehe, if only because I had a feeling it was coming...

LordAndy · 12/09/2009, 04:09 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailorcuteness

guybrush: is it wired i thought you where sexy with the pox?
elaine: what?
guybrush: does that meen im secretly attracted to lechcuk??
elaine: FOCUS!!!...sweety

That lines made my day....

Secret Fawful · 12/09/2009, 04:11 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordAndy

That lines made my day....

I wondered if it was a reference to the Disturbing Art thread.

**puzzlebox** · 12/09/2009, 04:15 pm

When Guybrush looks at the skull candle in Club 41:
"Bwahaha, it's me, Murray, the demonic skull. Cower before my wax-caked forehead!"

(or something like that)

yoshiwam · 12/09/2009, 04:20 pm

"Guybrush Threepwood, mitey pirate" (tombstone)

jp-30 · 12/09/2009, 04:44 pm

This:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKgPY1adc0A

*GuruGuru214* · 12/09/2009, 06:23 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by adventureaddict

I loved the:

"You can't hurt?/break?/kill? my spirit!"

"Ow..my spirit!"

And alot more, I'll definetly have to replay to catch them all.

As much as I loved that, I can't in good conscience not point out that Futurama did it first.

Falanca · 12/09/2009, 06:28 pm

Guybrush: You stole something from me!
Thief: no u
G: *srs face*
T: *srs face*
G: *lolz*
T: hifive!

12/09/2009, 01:32 pm	#1
Kroms Knows Pi backwards. Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 774	Favorite lines from Chapter Five? I laughed very, very hard during this chapter. I got tickled silly. I had to actually stop the game at one point and go lie down, because when I laugh too hard my head hurts and I get a migraine, and that's what happened here. That's the third time Telltale's done this in 2009. Good job! At the same time, there many genuinely touching moments, just little things that made the whole thing so much better. I'd like to take this opportunity to call the writers a bunch of sexy geniuses. Writers: you are sexy geniuses. What were some of your favorite lines? I had quite a few, but Guybrush's "He killed me for lemonade" line (I don't remember the exact quote, and I'm way too happy basking in the warm glow of the aftermath of a great adventure to want to check; but it was his mishearing of Morgan's dying words) is probably the best Monkey Island line ever. Quote away. I'll properly contribute when my head's stopped spinning. (That's good!)

12/09/2009, 01:43 pm	#4
Deny Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 44	"actually its called la spon-HA grande" "but we´re all say la sponja grande" "I know but it really ...." Okay i don´t get it all... only because i lought trough the whole credits __________________ I`m from german and i hope you excuse my english mistakes

12/09/2009, 01:49 pm	#8
Kroms Knows Pi backwards. Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 774	If you click on all the sextants or the maps in the thief's room, Guybrush says "Oh man, Winslow would LOVE this" or something. The insult swordfighting was pretty great, wasn't it? Lovely twist on the idea. Last edited by Kroms; 12/09/2009 at 02:05 pm.

12/09/2009, 03:51 pm	#11
coolsome Sam D Coolsome Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: England Posts: 5,978	guybrush: is it wired i thought you where sexy with the pox? elaine: what? guybrush: does that meen im secretly attracted to lechcuk?? elaine: FOCUS!!!...sweety __________________

12/09/2009, 03:54 pm	#12
Joop Vocal Chord Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Panningen, The Netherlands Posts: 724	"I guess nobody calls him te life of the party! Hey-ooh!" I really didn't see that one coming! XD __________________ Bound only by the paper thin wrapper of mortality, a soul here lies, struggling to be free, and so it will thanks to a bowl of bad gazpacho and a man named Calavera!

12/09/2009, 01:40 pm	#2
adventureaddict Pirate Spunk. Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Australia Posts: 655	I loved the: "You can't hurt?/break?/kill? my spirit!" "Ow..my spirit!" And alot more, I'll definetly have to replay to catch them all.

12/09/2009, 01:41 pm	#3
balin2k Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: eastbourne Uk Posts: 334	well one comes to mind atm. murray is a punk...YA HEAR THAT MURRAY YOUR A PUNK!..im not scared of him..bone falls off AGHHHH!...well your still a punk. it went somthing along those lines. make me LOL!

12/09/2009, 01:46 pm	#6
Farlander Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 1,179	The first that came to my mind sounded something like "And he'll rue the day he met Guybrush Threepwood and I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT 'RUE' MEANS!" It was hilarious. There are many more though. "Remember our map, sir?" (oh, and the "I've found the map!") And "Papapishu that hurts" And many more.

12/09/2009, 01:49 pm	#7
Giovanni Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: There Posts: 24	Guybrush: "Ooh! Scrolls, parchments and MAPS! Winslow would be so happy!"

12/09/2009, 01:51 pm	#9
punkmario Mighty Sandwhich Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: i live in wales in the UK, its pretty dire over here, Posts: 48	i surrender, send me to jail "why" i kidnapped my own body "FAIR ENOUGH, lets go!" that made me laugh out loud literally

12/09/2009, 03:20 pm	#10
Shale Mitey pirate™! Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 178	"Ow! My spirit!" "Does it LOOK like I'm mocking you?" "No, I guess you're just ugly."

12/09/2009, 04:01 pm	#13
Bravo Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 29	"SQWARK Its me Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate!" hehe, if only because I had a feeling it was coming...

12/09/2009, 04:15 pm	#16
puzzlebox Telltale Team Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 3,684	When Guybrush looks at the skull candle in Club 41: "Bwahaha, it's me, Murray, the demonic skull. Cower before my wax-caked forehead!" (or something like that)

12/09/2009, 04:20 pm	#17
yoshiwam Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Netherlands Posts: 154	"Guybrush Threepwood, mitey pirate" (tombstone)

12/09/2009, 04:44 pm	#18
jp-30 Lint Miner Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Zealand. Posts: 2,735	This: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKgPY1adc0A

12/09/2009, 06:28 pm	#20
Falanca Hasn't Played TWDG Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 3,239	Guybrush: You stole something from me! Thief: no u G: srs face T: srs face G: lolz T: hifive!

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