Telltale Games

Secret Fawful · 04/03/2010, 08:42 pm

Your recent announcement that Sam and Max was going to be on the iPad was really cool, until I thought about it. And I've come to realize, when will TOMI get ported to iPad? Will it ever happen? Why isn't it already happening? This is extremely unfair to us Monkey Island fans who so loyally followed you for almost a year now, and is obvious favoritism towards the Sam and Max crowd. How is it fair they get to play their game on the iPad but us MI fans get nothing? And what about all those PC players who got to play TOMI already a year before the iPad crowd? There's obvious favoritism towards PC players as well too! How could you do this to us? How could you delay it so long? We should have been playing TOMI on the iPad a year ago! You bastards. You're in league with the devil. I'll never forgive you or buy from you again. I've been cheated, dammit, cheated!

As for Steve Jobs, I withdraw my proposal of marriage. That goes for Steve Purcell too. And I hope you choke on the fruit baskets and champagne I sent you.

The Highway · 04/03/2010, 08:52 pm

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Originally Posted by Secret Fawful

Your recent announcement that Sam and Max was going to be on the iPad was really cool, until I thought about it. And I've come to realize, when will TOMI get ported to iPad? Will it ever happen? Why isn't it already happening? This is extremely unfair to us Monkey Island fans who so loyally followed you for almost a year now, and is obvious favoritism towards the Sam and Max crowd. How is it fair they get to play their game on the iPad but us MI fans get nothing? And what about all those PC players who got to play TOMI already a year before the iPad crowd? There's obvious favoritism towards PC players as well too! How could you do this to us? How could you delay it so long? We should have been playing TOMI on the iPad a year ago! You bastards. You're in league with the devil. I'll never forgive you or buy from you again. I've been cheated, dammit, cheated!

As for Steve Jobs, I withdraw my proposal of marriage. That goes for Steve Purcell too. And I hope you choke on the fruit baskets and champagne I sent you.

It's probably just because Sam & Max is coming out now, so Telltale, while they were still developing the game, found the opportunity and decided to port the game that they were working on as it meant they didn't have to work on two completely different projects at once. Also, do you have an iPad? Also also, ToMI, I'd would guess, will probably come out on iPad after S&M is done. Maybe.

Secret Fawful · 04/03/2010, 09:10 pm

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Originally Posted by The Highway

Also, do you have an iPad?

Nope. But I've been cheated anyway! Cheated, I tell you!

Awesomepantsman · 04/03/2010, 09:20 pm

Well, Telltale have been making Sam & Max games a good few years longer than they've been making Monkey Island, so HA!

*Shauntron* · 04/03/2010, 09:58 pm

It's because I have a personal problem with you, your platform, your franchise of choice, the way you dress, and the way you smell.

Ripcord · 04/04/2010, 12:52 am

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Originally Posted by Shauntron

the way you dress

...But...I'm wearing a Telltale Games(tm) Max(tm) Skull+Crossbones(tm) T-shirt!

*GuruGuru214* · 04/04/2010, 01:18 am

Oh, Fawful, clearly stress has gotten the better of you.

StarEye · 04/04/2010, 01:27 am

Am I missing something here? Is this a parody of someone else, something else or just plain rambling for fun?

Ripcord · 04/04/2010, 02:19 am

All of the above?

Rather Dashing · 04/04/2010, 09:35 am

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Originally Posted by Ripcord

...But...I'm wearing a Telltale Games(tm) Max(tm) Skull+Crossbones(tm) T-shirt!

Right. You don't have any personality of your own. You just take on whatever you can from your supposed lover. It's pathetic, and TTG doesn't respect you for it.

coolsome · 04/04/2010, 10:50 am

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Originally Posted by Rather Dashing

Right. You don't have any personality of your own. You just take on whatever you can from your supposed lover. It's pathetic, and TTG doesn't respect you for it.

that makes TTG sound like an abusive lover

Secret Fawful · 04/04/2010, 11:02 am

Cheated! Cheated! We're all cheated! The fanbase is destroyed! The earth is destroyed! HUMANITY IS DESTROYED! It's the end!

*Irishmile* · 04/04/2010, 11:42 am

I think they mentioned Sam & Max on the iPad in the bible as a sign of the end times... or maybe I just read it here..

petethepanda · 04/04/2010, 07:12 pm

Wait, seriously? Complaining that a game that's been out for almost a year isn't being released on a platform that quite literally JUST came out? That wasn't even announced at all since a couple months ago?

Avistew · 04/04/2010, 07:44 pm

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Originally Posted by petethepanda

Wait, seriously?

No, not seriously. That's the point.

Chyron8472 · 04/04/2010, 09:21 pm

Not the only point. I think he's parodying Dangerzone's stupid rant on the general forums (in which he was truly serious in his rant) that ended up getting locked for becoming flamebait.

Davion Flint · 04/04/2010, 10:17 pm

Telltale please keep TOMI's purity intact, you've already thrown a bone to the Apple cultists.
Keep TOMI out of the grubby hands of the iPad douchebags!

Chyron8472 · 04/04/2010, 10:37 pm

I might agree except that if it makes Telltale buckets of money, then I'm all for it.

Epic Kiwi · 04/05/2010, 09:48 am

I'm still waiting for the Gameboy Advance port of Telltale Texas Hold'em. I don't get it, it's like they don't even want our money. :S

Magic Emperor · 04/05/2010, 09:53 am

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Originally Posted by jade zealot

i'm still waiting for the gameboy advance port of telltale texas hold'em. I don't get it, it's like they don't even want our money. :s

Haha!

04/03/2010, 08:42 pm	#1
Secret Fawful Fearless Oathbreaker Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Stuck In This Pose Sexiness: Off The Charts! Posts: 5,118	Telltale, you've royally screwed us all this time! Your recent announcement that Sam and Max was going to be on the iPad was really cool, until I thought about it. And I've come to realize, when will TOMI get ported to iPad? Will it ever happen? Why isn't it already happening? This is extremely unfair to us Monkey Island fans who so loyally followed you for almost a year now, and is obvious favoritism towards the Sam and Max crowd. How is it fair they get to play their game on the iPad but us MI fans get nothing? And what about all those PC players who got to play TOMI already a year before the iPad crowd? There's obvious favoritism towards PC players as well too! How could you do this to us? How could you delay it so long? We should have been playing TOMI on the iPad a year ago! You bastards. You're in league with the devil. I'll never forgive you or buy from you again. I've been cheated, dammit, cheated! As for Steve Jobs, I withdraw my proposal of marriage. That goes for Steve Purcell too. And I hope you choke on the fruit baskets and champagne I sent you. __________________ You're the greatest. The greatest! - GuruGuru214 You'll go far in this life, Fawful. - That Guy In The Wheelchair Fawful, you sir, are made of win. - mgrant I love the Fawful! - Davies You're like a bad comedian. - monkey_05_06 ** you. - Giant Tope Why do you have to be such an hole? - Avistew You're a miserable little weasel who derives pleasure from being a *. - AllenB Grow up. - Mike Haley Now Playing: ~~Space Quest 0: Replicated~~ - ~~Space Quest I EGA: The Sarien Encounter~~ - Space Quest I VGA: The Sarien Encounter** - Space Quest II EGA: Vohaul's Revenge - Space Quest II VGA: Vohaul's Revenge - Space Quest III: The Pirates of Pestulon - Space Quest IV: Roger Wilco and the Time Rippers - Space Quest V: The Next Mutation - Space Quest VI: Roger Wilco in the Spinal Frontier - Space Quest: The Lost Chapter

04/04/2010, 11:02 am	#12
Secret Fawful Fearless Oathbreaker Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Stuck In This Pose Sexiness: Off The Charts! Posts: 5,118	Cheated! Cheated! We're all cheated! The fanbase is destroyed! The earth is destroyed! HUMANITY IS DESTROYED! It's the end! __________________ You're the greatest. The greatest! - GuruGuru214 You'll go far in this life, Fawful. - That Guy In The Wheelchair Fawful, you sir, are made of win. - mgrant I love the Fawful! - Davies You're like a bad comedian. - monkey_05_06 ** you. - Giant Tope Why do you have to be such an hole? - Avistew You're a miserable little weasel who derives pleasure from being a *. - AllenB Grow up. - Mike Haley Now Playing: ~~Space Quest 0: Replicated~~ - ~~Space Quest I EGA: The Sarien Encounter~~ - Space Quest I VGA: The Sarien Encounter** - Space Quest II EGA: Vohaul's Revenge - Space Quest II VGA: Vohaul's Revenge - Space Quest III: The Pirates of Pestulon - Space Quest IV: Roger Wilco and the Time Rippers - Space Quest V: The Next Mutation - Space Quest VI: Roger Wilco in the Spinal Frontier - Space Quest: The Lost Chapter

04/04/2010, 11:42 am	#13
Irishmile The Skipping Dead Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: WI, its a paradise 3 months of the year Posts: 6,542	I think they mentioned Sam & Max on the iPad in the bible as a sign of the end times... or maybe I just read it here.. __________________ unholy THIS! I am a community moderator, here to assist, keep the peace, and keep these boards clean and friendly for all. I am a volunteer, and not a Telltale employee, and my opinions are my own.

04/04/2010, 07:12 pm	#14
petethepanda Man of Low Moral Fiber Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 85	Wait, seriously? Complaining that a game that's been out for almost a year isn't being released on a platform that quite literally JUST came out? That wasn't even announced at all since a couple months ago? __________________ "My true name is ‘Heart Lungs And Liver Boiled In The Stomach Of The Animal McMutton’." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH1F5Cfy6uQ

04/05/2010, 09:48 am	#19
Epic Kiwi not a coconut Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: I accidentally the entire city of Boston Posts: 331	I'm still waiting for the Gameboy Advance port of Telltale Texas Hold'em. I don't get it, it's like they don't even want our money. :S __________________ Status: Epic Now Playing: Telltale Texas Poke 'Em 2

04/03/2010, 09:20 pm	#4
Awesomepantsman AKA StonkBad! Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 291	Well, Telltale have been making Sam & Max games a good few years longer than they've been making Monkey Island, so HA!

04/03/2010, 09:58 pm	#5
Shauntron Telltale Video Man Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 487	It's because I have a personal problem with you, your platform, your franchise of choice, the way you dress, and the way you smell.

04/04/2010, 01:18 am	#7
GuruGuru214 Crazy Windmill Mod Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Kakariko Windmill Windmill Status: Going Around Posts: 6,344	Oh, Fawful, clearly stress has gotten the better of you.

04/04/2010, 01:27 am	#8
StarEye Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 895	Am I missing something here? Is this a parody of someone else, something else or just plain rambling for fun?

04/04/2010, 02:19 am	#9
Ripcord ...Tames lions Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Sydney, Australia (and other parts of the world) Posts: 250	All of the above?

04/04/2010, 10:17 pm	#17
Davion Flint Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 11	Telltale please keep TOMI's purity intact, you've already thrown a bone to the Apple cultists. Keep TOMI out of the grubby hands of the iPad douchebags!

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