Max is too creepy. His teeth scare me, they would hurt. If you dated him, he'd probably kill you halfway through the date, too.
He's adorable as anything that's not alive, like a plushie or whatever, but I'd never want to be near the real thing without Sam to protect me.
Sam is adult-sized instead of kiddie-sized, which, as far as being sexy, always helps. He's got a deeper voice, that's sexy too. He's more dependable (in comparison) and I wouldn't be as scared of him just shooting me or biting my head off. He's less unpredictable, therefore less scary.
He also looks more like a human, somehow, probably the proportions. Or the fact that he wears clothes.
Girls dig rabbits, sure. But do they have sex with them?
If we're talking about being cute, adorable, and freaky, then sure, Max wins.
If we're talking about being cuddly, warm, sexy (comparatively), and having qualities that could be looked for in a human being, Sam wins.
I can't believe we're having this discussion.
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