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apenpaap · 01/30/2010, 07:10 am

Welcome to the sixth Monkey Island Caption Contest! Since democratic reforms to the contest were stopped last week by that same democracy, here are the winners I have tyrannically decided upon:

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Originally Posted by TomPravetz

Rule 34. No exceptions.

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Originally Posted by Jen Kollic

The winners get:

Previously owned allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters, trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods, and water meters, dogs that boggle, silly twiddle, safety goggles, creaky fiddle, spellbook wiccan, rubber chicken (comes with pulley in the middle), picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters, paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic cutters, kitchen faucets, folsing tables, weather stripper, jumper cables, hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoon and ladles, pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication, metal-roofing, water-proofing multi-purpose insulation, air compressors, brass-connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke-detectors, tire gauges, hamster cages, termostats and bug deflectors, trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumsizers, tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and energizers, suffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, pepper shakers, Mike, Mark, Joe, Jake, Sean, Land, Dom, Dave: Tales of Monkey Island-makers! All supplied by Stan's new store.

The Hall of Fame:
puzzlebox x2
hplikelike x2
SilverWolfPet x1
Thriftweed Fancy Pants x1
skitty85 x1
prizna x1
TomPravetz x1
Jen Kollic x1

PM me if you have a good picture for the next contest. May be fanart too, as long as it's your own.

apenpaap · 01/30/2010, 07:11 am

prizna · 01/30/2010, 07:15 am

Morgan: aaaand sleep! You are in my power.

Guybrush: I am in your power

FitzoliverJ · 01/30/2010, 07:37 am

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Originally Posted by apenpaap

"OK, so maybe I look disgusting, but at least you don't see any psychotic Ghost Pirates chasing after *this* Governor, do you?"

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Originally Posted by apenpaap

"It's OK, Guybrush, having issues. We can work through them together."

"Yeah, but I *really* don't like being touched! (Shudder)"

*Silverwolfpet* · 01/30/2010, 08:18 am

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Have you ever been hit with loads of food in your EAR?? It's not pleasant.

Morgan: I need to tall you something.
Guybrush: Moe, you're stepping on my FOOT!

Jen Kollic · 01/30/2010, 09:35 am

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Originally Posted by apenpaap

Unfortunately for Guybrush and Morgan, DeSinge's 'Eyeball Extractor 3000' worked much better than his air rifle.

Secret Fawful · 01/30/2010, 11:15 am

This week in Secrets in the World of Monkey Island! The Secret Underneath Governor Phatt's Blankets!

Guybrush: Oh no!
Phatt: Are you terrified? Are you gonna break into tears knowing that the Dread Pirate LeChuck is back?
Guybrush: No. I'm terrified of how fat your gut is.
Phatt: Oh, that's not my stomach.

Guybrush: And then he pulled away the blankets!

What could it be! A llama? An orthodontist!? Stay tuned to find out.

bobhobbit · 01/30/2010, 12:54 pm

Sorry Guybrush, but this suppository is for your own good...

Lennie Melvin · 01/30/2010, 02:39 pm

Morgan: I'm your sister Guybrush
Guybrush: NOooooooOOOOOooooooo

OzzieMonkey · 01/30/2010, 02:46 pm

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Originally Posted by apenpaap

Guybrush, can you find my belt, I can't seem to see it because of this big fatso in the way.

Morgan: Ok Guybrush, we are about to face a giant porcelain army, so we both have to close our eyes and go to our happy place. Guybrush, are you listening?
Guybrush: (snores)zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Teeth · 01/30/2010, 03:00 pm

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Originally Posted by apenpaap

"See that book? It's called Exercises For The Morbidly Obese. After a month of working out, I'll be fit enough to reach over and pick it up!"

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Originally Posted by apenpaap

After months of practising, Morgan had finally perfected the Vulcan death grip.

Thriftweed Fancy Pants · 01/30/2010, 03:20 pm

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Originally Posted by apenpaap

Governor: Guard!!
Guard: Yes sir?
Governor: What...what is that?
Guard: It appears to be your foot sir.
Governor: My what?!
Guard: Your foot sir.
Governor: Interesting. And what does a foot do?
Guard: It's used for walking sir.
Governor: Walking you say?
Guard: Yes sir.
Governor: I see...
*pauses*
Governor: Can I eat it?
Guard: I'm afraid not sir.

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Originally Posted by apenpaap

Guybrush (grumbles): I am not afraid of porcelain...
Morgan: It's okay Guybrush; everyone has a weakness. Mine's glass. *shudders*

apenpaap · 01/30/2010, 04:13 pm

Where will you be when your diarrhea returns?

Chyron8472 · 01/30/2010, 09:53 pm

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Originally Posted by Teeth

After months of practising, Morgan had finally perfected the Vulcan death grip.

there's no such thing as the Vulcan Death Grip. nerve pinch, yes. death grip, no. get it right. =P

WeRa · 01/30/2010, 10:10 pm

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Originally Posted by bobhobbit

Sorry Guybrush, but this suppository is for your own good...

Hahahahahaha xD
I laughed a lot for this one!

apenpaap · 01/31/2010, 12:55 am

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Originally Posted by Chyron8472

there's no such thing as the Vulcan Death Grip. nerve pinch, yes. death grip, no. get it right. =P

Yes, there is, just ask the Romulans

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Hayden · 01/31/2010, 06:23 am

Damn you icecream, come to my mouth. How dare you disobey me!

snip3z4kills · 01/31/2010, 08:25 am

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Originally Posted by apenpaap

Doctor: I'm sorry Gouverner... but you have diabetes and we need to cut off your foot.
Phatt: Just take it and go! Leave me to my food.

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Originally Posted by apenpaap

Guybrush: OH! OH! WHERE'S MY SUPRISE!? IS IT A NINTENDO!?
Morgan: Guybrush... I'm taking you to DeSinge, remember?
Guybrush: Ohhhh yeaaaah... I hate you...
Morgan: I know.

Captain Mickey · 01/31/2010, 09:14 am

Morgan: Can you see inside my memories?
Guybrush: Please tell me that the two guys are being best friends and not--Oh god...

skitty85 · 01/31/2010, 11:32 am

01/30/2010, 07:11 am	#2
apenpaap Mitey pirate Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 843	This week's pictures __________________ Platypus Pancakes

01/30/2010, 08:18 am	#5
Silverwolfpet Wolfy Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Romania Posts: 3,043	IMG]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_dGfJJkZMm1M/S2RWH1HfoHI/AAAAAAAAAtM/B0DBP76r2iI/s800/captions6a.jpg[/IMG] Have you ever been hit with loads of food in your EAR?? It's not pleasant. Morgan: I need to tall you something. Guybrush: Moe, you're stepping on my FOOT! __________________ I am a community moderator, here to assist, keep the peace, and keep these boards clean and friendly for all. I am a volunteer, and not a Telltale employee, and my opinions are my own. Something awesome this way comes... ^.^ www.silverwolfpet.com

01/30/2010, 11:15 am	#7
Secret Fawful Fearless Oathbreaker Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Stuck In This Pose Sexiness: Off The Charts! Posts: 5,220	This week in Secrets in the World of Monkey Island! The Secret Underneath Governor Phatt's Blankets! Guybrush: Oh no! Phatt: Are you terrified? Are you gonna break into tears knowing that the Dread Pirate LeChuck is back? Guybrush: No. I'm terrified of how fat your gut is. Phatt: Oh, that's not my stomach. Guybrush: And then he pulled away the blankets! What could it be! A llama? An orthodontist!? Stay tuned to find out. __________________ You're the greatest. The greatest! - GuruGuru214 You'll go far in this life, Fawful. - That Guy In The Wheelchair Fawful, you sir, are made of win. - mgrant I love the Fawful! - Davies You're like a bad comedian. - monkey_05_06 ** you. - Giant Tope Why do you have to be such an hole? - Avistew You're a miserable little weasel who derives pleasure from being a *. - AllenB Grow up. - Mike Haley Now Playing: ~~Space Quest 0: Replicated~~ - ~~Space Quest I EGA: The Sarien Encounter~~ - ~~Space Quest I VGA: The Sarien Encounter~~ - Space Quest II EGA: Vohaul's Revenge** - Space Quest II VGA: Vohaul's Revenge - Space Quest III: The Pirates of Pestulon - Space Quest IV: Roger Wilco and the Time Rippers - Space Quest V: The Next Mutation - Space Quest VI: Roger Wilco in the Spinal Frontier - Space Quest: The Lost Chapter Last edited by Secret Fawful; 01/30/2010 at 02:51 pm.

01/30/2010, 04:13 pm	#13
apenpaap Mitey pirate Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 843	Where will you be when your diarrhea returns? __________________ Platypus Pancakes

01/31/2010, 06:23 am	#17
Hayden ...is procrastinating Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Australia Posts: 3,498	Damn you icecream, come to my mouth. How dare you disobey me! __________________ Read that instead ^.

01/30/2010, 07:15 am	#3
prizna in on bad behaviour Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Australia Posts: 1,268	Morgan: aaaand sleep! You are in my power. Guybrush: I am in your power

01/30/2010, 12:54 pm	#8
bobhobbit Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 202	Sorry Guybrush, but this suppository is for your own good...

01/30/2010, 02:39 pm	#9
Lennie Melvin Nice monkey suit Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Ye Olde England Posts: 737	Morgan: I'm your sister Guybrush Guybrush: NOooooooOOOOOooooooo

01/31/2010, 09:14 am	#19
Captain Mickey Mighty Pirate Enthusiast Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: You know what? I have no idea... Posts: 477	Morgan: Can you see inside my memories? Guybrush: Please tell me that the two guys are being best friends and not--Oh god...

01/31/2010, 11:32 am	#20
skitty85 crazy sister Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Germany Posts: 57

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