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apenpaap · 02/02/2010, 03:14 pm

Welcome to the 7th Monkey Island caption contest. Here are last week's winners:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thriftweed Fancy Pants

Governor: Guard!!
Guard: Yes sir?
Governor: What...what is that?
Guard: It appears to be your foot sir.
Governor: My what?!
Guard: Your foot sir.
Governor: Interesting. And what does a foot do?
Guard: It's used for walking sir.
Governor: Walking you say?
Guard: Yes sir.
Governor: I see...
*pauses*
Governor: Can I eat it?
Guard: I'm afraid not sir.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Secret Fawful

This week in Secrets in the World of Monkey Island! The Secret Underneath Governor Phatt's Blankets!

Guybrush: Oh no!
Phatt: Are you terrified? Are you gonna break into tears knowing that the Dread Pirate LeChuck is back?
Guybrush: No. I'm terrified of how fat your gut is.
Phatt: Oh, that's not my stomach.

Guybrush: And then he pulled away the blankets!

What could it be! A llama? An orthodontist!? Stay tuned to find out.

The winners get:

An avatar of a facepalming monkey!

The Hall of Fame:
puzzlebox x2
hplikelike x2
Thriftweed Fancy Pants x2
SilverWolfPet x1
skitty85 x1
prizna x1
TomPravetz x1
Jen Kollic x1
Secret Fawful x1

PM me if you have a good picture for the next contest. May be fanart too, as long as it's your own.

apenpaap · 02/02/2010, 03:18 pm

Ash735 · 02/02/2010, 03:29 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by apenpaap

I SAID WE'RE NOT GOING TO DISNEY LAND!!

Quote:

Beware of Copyright Infringement for I am not quite Dracula but more of a combination of several B-Movie Horror Characters, WoooooooH

prizna · 02/02/2010, 03:29 pm

Guybrush: Um Mr Winslow?

Winslow: Quiet captain Threepwood, I need to get that map back, because SOMEONE couldn't hold on to it tight enough when there was a gust of wind.

Guybrush: I'm sorry but it is just a map.

Winslow: JUST A MAP?!! HOW DARE YOU TALK THAT WAY ABOUT MY MAP!!

TomPravetz · 02/02/2010, 03:35 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by apenpaap

Guybrush: Are we there yet?

~~Rule 34; No exceptions~~ Hey! That looks a lot like the thing on my self! Scary!

*Silverwolfpet* · 02/02/2010, 03:43 pm

Winslow: When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious s**t!

Ribs · 02/02/2010, 03:47 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by apenpaap

Escape from Monkey Island is looming...

Remolay · 02/02/2010, 03:52 pm

Winslow: We'll see who looks smug when I knock YOU back off the boat!

Mighty Pirating may not be for everyone, Symptoms of wussy pirating may include being scared of your own mighty shadow

apenpaap · 02/02/2010, 04:18 pm

Connecting his TV to the beamer had been a great idea, except the commercials always scared him half to death.

Secret Fawful · 02/02/2010, 04:30 pm

Woot! I won one!

Caption Number One.

Shadow: Ask Me About A Vampyre Story!
Cryptkeeper: I played it! It was beautifully drawn but unresolved!
Shadow: Then ask me about Tales of Monkey Island!
Cryptkeeper: I didn't like the 3D graphics and the removal of the point and click interface!
Shadow: THEN ASK ME ABOUT SAM AND MAX: SEASON THREE!!!
Cryptkeeper: I never played the games or saw the Animated Series!
Shadow: THEN DIE!!!!

Caption Number Two. (This is in no way meant as racism nor meant to mock black people. If it offends anybody I'll remove it.)
Secrets in the World of Monkey Island - The Secret of The Phatt Island Naval Officials

Guybrush: Okay I have Good News and I have Bad News.
Winslow: What's the good news?
Guybrush: The naval officer isn't taking our booty. He just pulled us over for speeding.
Winslow: We should do our best not to upset him. The bad news?
Guybrush: It's because you're black.
Winslow: Fire all cannons.

Falanca · 02/02/2010, 04:32 pm

Guybrush: Uh, Winslow... I know this ship is constructed from the garbage the people on the island have collected, but...
Winslow: Yes, sir! It wasn't an easy task.
Guybrush: And I see there is a bowling pin and a bottle on the wheel...
Winslow: Yes, sir! Well tied up!
Guybrush: So... Were you guys that desperate to find a stick rather than tying that pink... unmentionable to the bottom of the wheel?
Winslow: I... am trying not to look at it, sir!

Trenchfoot · 02/02/2010, 07:28 pm

Winslow: Sir, could you stop looking down there?

Guybrush: Why are you wearing lady's underwear?

Winslow: I said STOP LOOKING!!

Murray: You're not going to win this contest!

Cryptkeeper: NOOOOooooooooo!

Murray: Bwahahahahaha!

Griswald Goodsoup · 02/02/2010, 10:03 pm

Mort: What do you want from me?
Guybrush: I'm selling these fine leather jackets
Mort: Oooohhh! What do I get if I pay in pieces of eight?
Guybrush: This nifty scythe I just cut my pants open with, *papishu!*...
Murray: ...guarantee that this leather comes from the evilest pirate hides you've ever seen in the Caribbean; and eternal torment and suffering... free of charge!
Bwahahahaha!

FitzoliverJ · 02/02/2010, 10:40 pm

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Guybrush (thinks): Hey, Winslow's got a tattoo of *me* on his arse!

Quote:

George Lucas: Yes, I think it's time for another special edition - "Curse of Monkey Island" could do with some work. Now, I want you to reinstate all the deleted material mentioned in the strategy guide.... and then digitally replace all the guns and cannons and swords and injury-causing and violence with sunshine, lollipops and rainbows....
Programmer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! MUMMMMMMMY! THERE'S A MONSTER IN MY BEDROOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

snip3z4kills · 02/02/2010, 11:15 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by apenpaap

Winslow: I'm sorry, Threepwood... But this is mutiny, I am now the Captain!
Guybrush: ...What did I do?
Winslow: You didn't point at the map...
Guybrush: and...?
Winslow: I LOVE THAT MAP, SIR!

Quote:

Originally Posted by apenpaap

Mort: Can you tell me my future?
Ghost: THE ADVENTURE GAME GENRE WILL DIE OUT, AND ALL THAT LUCASARTS WILL MAKE IS... STAR WARS GAMES!
Mort: NOOOOOOOO!
Ghost: AND NEVER MORE WILL YOU FIND SHOES THAT MA...
Guybrush: Murray, shut up!

Awesomepantsman · 02/02/2010, 11:25 pm

Wait, are you one of those guys who sleep in the nude? I just don't want that sheet to come off...

apenpaap · 02/03/2010, 03:10 am

Following the caption contest on his beamer was a bad idea.

Deadly Chlorine · 02/03/2010, 04:43 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by apenpaap

Guybrush: Uh, Winslow? Why is your cravat stuck in the wheel?
Winslow: Really, you don't want to know.

apenpaap · 02/03/2010, 04:48 am

"B-But she's his sister!"

apenpaap · 02/03/2010, 05:04 am

02/02/2010, 03:18 pm	#2
apenpaap Mitey pirate Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 843	This week's pictures __________________ Platypus Pancakes

02/02/2010, 03:29 pm	#4
prizna in on bad behaviour Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Australia Posts: 1,268	Guybrush: Um Mr Winslow? Winslow: Quiet captain Threepwood, I need to get that map back, because SOMEONE couldn't hold on to it tight enough when there was a gust of wind. Guybrush: I'm sorry but it is just a map. Winslow: JUST A MAP?!! HOW DARE YOU TALK THAT WAY ABOUT MY MAP!! Last edited by prizna; 02/03/2010 at 04:22 pm.

02/02/2010, 03:43 pm	#6
Silverwolfpet Wolfy Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Romania Posts: 3,043	Winslow: When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious st! __________________ I am a community moderator, here to assist, keep the peace, and keep these boards clean and friendly for all. I am a volunteer, and not a Telltale employee, and my opinions are my own. Something awesome this way comes... ^.^ www.silverwolfpet.com**

02/02/2010, 03:52 pm	#8
Remolay Does not compute Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Planet Earth(Sol 3) Status: My head asplode Posts: 1,987	Winslow: We'll see who looks smug when I knock YOU back off the boat! Mighty Pirating may not be for everyone, Symptoms of wussy pirating may include being scared of your own mighty shadow __________________ It's Gallifreyan, it doesn't translate Crap I do: Homestar WUW Twitter YouTube Fanfiction.net It says Remolay

02/02/2010, 04:18 pm	#9
apenpaap Mitey pirate Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 843	Connecting his TV to the beamer had been a great idea, except the commercials always scared him half to death. __________________ Platypus Pancakes

02/02/2010, 04:30 pm	#10
Secret Fawful Fearless Oathbreaker Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Stuck In This Pose Sexiness: Off The Charts! Posts: 5,227	Woot! I won one! Caption Number One. Shadow: Ask Me About A Vampyre Story! Cryptkeeper: I played it! It was beautifully drawn but unresolved! Shadow: Then ask me about Tales of Monkey Island! Cryptkeeper: I didn't like the 3D graphics and the removal of the point and click interface! Shadow: THEN ASK ME ABOUT SAM AND MAX: SEASON THREE!!! Cryptkeeper: I never played the games or saw the Animated Series! Shadow: THEN DIE!!!! Caption Number Two. (This is in no way meant as racism nor meant to mock black people. If it offends anybody I'll remove it.) Secrets in the World of Monkey Island - The Secret of The Phatt Island Naval Officials Guybrush: Okay I have Good News and I have Bad News. Winslow: What's the good news? Guybrush: The naval officer isn't taking our booty. He just pulled us over for speeding. Winslow: We should do our best not to upset him. The bad news? Guybrush: It's because you're black. Winslow: Fire all cannons. __________________ You're the greatest. The greatest! - GuruGuru214 You'll go far in this life, Fawful. - That Guy In The Wheelchair Fawful, you sir, are made of win. - mgrant I love the Fawful! - Davies You're like a bad comedian. - monkey_05_06 ** you. - Giant Tope Why do you have to be such an hole? - Avistew You're a miserable little weasel who derives pleasure from being a *. - AllenB Grow up. - Mike Haley Now Playing: ~~Space Quest 0: Replicated~~ - ~~Space Quest I EGA: The Sarien Encounter~~ - ~~Space Quest I VGA: The Sarien Encounter~~ - Space Quest II EGA: Vohaul's Revenge** - Space Quest II VGA: Vohaul's Revenge - Space Quest III: The Pirates of Pestulon - Space Quest IV: Roger Wilco and the Time Rippers - Space Quest V: The Next Mutation - Space Quest VI: Roger Wilco in the Spinal Frontier - Space Quest: The Lost Chapter Last edited by Secret Fawful; 02/02/2010 at 07:49 pm.

02/02/2010, 04:32 pm	#11
Falanca Hasn't Played TWDG Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 3,239	Guybrush: Uh, Winslow... I know this ship is constructed from the garbage the people on the island have collected, but... Winslow: Yes, sir! It wasn't an easy task. Guybrush: And I see there is a bowling pin and a bottle on the wheel... Winslow: Yes, sir! Well tied up! Guybrush: So... Were you guys that desperate to find a stick rather than tying that pink... unmentionable to the bottom of the wheel? Winslow: I... am trying not to look at it, sir!

02/02/2010, 07:28 pm	#12
Trenchfoot Watching you... Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Argentina Posts: 712	Winslow: Sir, could you stop looking down there? Guybrush: Why are you wearing lady's underwear? Winslow: I said STOP LOOKING!! Murray: You're not going to win this contest! Cryptkeeper: NOOOOooooooooo! Murray: Bwahahahahaha!

02/02/2010, 10:03 pm	#13
Griswald Goodsoup Read the poster Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Australia Posts: 99	Mort: What do you want from me? Guybrush: I'm selling these fine leather jackets Mort: Oooohhh! What do I get if I pay in pieces of eight? Guybrush: This nifty scythe I just cut my pants open with, papishu!... Murray: ...guarantee that this leather comes from the evilest pirate hides you've ever seen in the Caribbean; and eternal torment and suffering... free of charge! Bwahahahaha!

02/02/2010, 11:25 pm	#16
Awesomepantsman AKA StonkBad! Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 291	Wait, are you one of those guys who sleep in the nude? I just don't want that sheet to come off...

02/03/2010, 03:10 am	#17
apenpaap Mitey pirate Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 843	Following the caption contest on his beamer was a bad idea. __________________ Platypus Pancakes

02/03/2010, 04:48 am	#19
apenpaap Mitey pirate Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 843	"B-But she's his sister!" __________________ Platypus Pancakes

02/03/2010, 05:04 am	#20
apenpaap Mitey pirate Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 843	__________________ Platypus Pancakes

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