Telltale Games

Kroms · 02/13/2010, 12:49 pm

I have a few. Most of mine are from Tales, which I've been re-playing.

- Murray (from Curse): "I'm bored out of my skull - figuratively speaking, of course."

- DeCava on the Voodoo Lady: "Mi dio! That two-timing, sooth-saying strumpet!" Later: "I'm gone for two seconds and she's making time with a pre-pubescent picaroon!" If you try to approach him without Morgan: "Get away from me! You don't sail another man's ship simply because it's laying in the harbour!"

- Morgan to DeSinge: "What part of 'non' do you not comprandes?"

- Elaine to Guybrush (Tales opening): "Oh would you run him through so we could all get out of here and go home?" LeChuck: "As you wish, my dear."

- Elaine and Bosun Krebbs upon seeing human LeChuck for the first time: "Woof."

- Guybrush (from Escape): "Sometimes it feels like my life is an unending series of puzzles."

Oh, and I really liked "What the what?" from chapter four of Tales.

I'm sure there's dozens more. I've been re-playing Tales and picking up all sorts of jokes I missed first time round. Can you suggest any?

petethepanda · 02/13/2010, 02:26 pm

[singing] "Oh there's a monkey in my pocket and he's stealing all my change, his stare is blank and glassy, I suspect that he's deranged!"

"Well, if there's one thing I've learned, it's this... never pay more than 20 dollars for a computer game."

*GuruGuru214* · 02/13/2010, 03:27 pm

"Hand or no hand, I trust you as far as I can throw Manhattan."

LowMoralFiber · 02/13/2010, 05:33 pm

The whole "killing Santino" sequence. Murray and Moose are HYSTERICAL in that scene!

Kroms · 02/13/2010, 10:21 pm

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Originally Posted by LowMoralFiber

The whole "killing Santino" sequence. Murray and Moose are HYSTERICAL in that scene!

"Torture me!"

"Yeah, torture him!"

"Yeah!"

"YEAH!"

And, of course, "Santino's deadddd!"

Leviathan has a lot of subtle ones. The manatee calling Guybrush "plankton", Noogie's "No, Sister Agnes, Noogie's sorry!"

Mermaid · 02/14/2010, 06:54 am

Quote:

Most underrated line in the MI series?

Is there a thread we haven't had yet?

Rolleander · 02/14/2010, 07:02 am

from EMI
Elaine: I'm going down to city hall to see about getting declared un-dead.

Guybrush:Won't that make you a flesh-eating zombie?

Kroms · 02/14/2010, 08:26 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mermaid

Is there a thread we haven't had yet?

We've had this one? Search brought up nothing.

**Jake** · 02/14/2010, 10:06 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by GuruGuru214

"Leg or no leg, I trust you as far as I can throw Manhattan."

Nice! A favorite of mine too.

Mermaid · 02/14/2010, 12:40 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kroms

We've had this one? Search brought up nothing.

No no, it's the first one. I've just recently read "best lines of the MI series" (or similar) and now comes "most underrated line in the MI series". Just makes me chuckle, that's all.

apenpaap · 02/14/2010, 12:41 pm

"Baby, that dress is making me hungry..." - Guybrush (in a really creepy voice) to a tourist in Escape.

TomPravetz · 02/14/2010, 07:35 pm

"Cozy" (SoMI) The first MI line I ever clicked to hear.

Mermaid · 02/15/2010, 02:14 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by TomPravetz

"Cozy" (SoMI) The first MI line I ever clicked to hear.

When looking at the fire place in the Scumm Bar, right? Yeah, I love that one, too.

Scrawffler · 02/16/2010, 03:32 am

Those one-word lines like "cozy" are always fun! For example:

"Beady" (when looking at voodoo beads in EFMI)
"Junky" (when looking at junk in TOMI)
"Yummy" (when looking at dead animals in TOMI)

There are probably more.

Scrawffler · 02/16/2010, 03:41 am

Those one-word lines like "cozy" are always fun! For example:

"Beady" (when looking at voodoo beads in EFMI)
"Junky" (when looking at junk in TOMI)
"Yummy" (when looking at dead animals in TOMI)

There are probably more.

Eduardo · 02/17/2010, 03:51 pm

I will always have a place in my heart for "Ahoy there, fancy pants!"

Friar · 02/19/2010, 06:10 am

TMI:CH4: reading the cases out: "four? I thought there'd be three!"

Uzrname · 02/19/2010, 06:54 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scrawffler

Those one-word lines like "cozy" are always fun! For example:

"Beady" (when looking at voodoo beads in EFMI)
"Junky" (when looking at junk in TOMI)
"Yummy" (when looking at dead animals in TOMI)

There are probably more.

"Spooky"
"Creepy"
"Meaty"
"Bubbly"
"Murray?"

floweroftheforest · 02/19/2010, 03:08 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eduardo

I will always have a place in my heart for "Ahoy there, fancy pants!"

That one made me laugh so much for whatever reason.

Frown · 02/20/2010, 02:31 pm

I don't know about underrated, but my favourite lines are:

Voodo Lady: "LIKE A VOLCANO!"

and

Guybrush: That's the mast. [stupid grin]

STILL, the dialogue in a Telltale game that has made me laugh the most ever is:

Quote:

Sybil: You don't know the half of it. It seems like all the guys I meet are total losers. No offense.
Sam: None taken. Hey!
Sybil: Or else they're borderline psychopaths. No offense.
Max: None taken. It's the borderline cases you have to watch out for!

Edit: Oh, I didn't get that part about the entire MI series. Well, "LIKE A VOLCANO!" is still my favourite line ever.

02/13/2010, 12:49 pm	#1
Kroms Knows Pi backwards. Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 774	Most underrated line in the MI series? I have a few. Most of mine are from Tales, which I've been re-playing. - Murray (from Curse): "I'm bored out of my skull - figuratively speaking, of course." - DeCava on the Voodoo Lady: "Mi dio! That two-timing, sooth-saying strumpet!" Later: "I'm gone for two seconds and she's making time with a pre-pubescent picaroon!" If you try to approach him without Morgan: "Get away from me! You don't sail another man's ship simply because it's laying in the harbour!" - Morgan to DeSinge: "What part of 'non' do you not comprandes?" - Elaine to Guybrush (Tales opening): "Oh would you run him through so we could all get out of here and go home?" LeChuck: "As you wish, my dear." - Elaine and Bosun Krebbs upon seeing human LeChuck for the first time: "Woof." - Guybrush (from Escape): "Sometimes it feels like my life is an unending series of puzzles." Oh, and I really liked "What the what?" from chapter four of Tales. I'm sure there's dozens more. I've been re-playing Tales and picking up all sorts of jokes I missed first time round. Can you suggest any? Last edited by Kroms; 02/13/2010 at 12:58 pm.

02/13/2010, 02:26 pm	#2
petethepanda Man of Low Moral Fiber Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 85	[singing] "Oh there's a monkey in my pocket and he's stealing all my change, his stare is blank and glassy, I suspect that he's deranged!" "Well, if there's one thing I've learned, it's this... never pay more than 20 dollars for a computer game." __________________ "My true name is ‘Heart Lungs And Liver Boiled In The Stomach Of The Animal McMutton’." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH1F5Cfy6uQ

02/13/2010, 05:33 pm	#4
LowMoralFiber Mighty Gamer Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: The Basement Posts: 241	The whole "killing Santino" sequence. Murray and Moose are HYSTERICAL in that scene! __________________ Low Moral Fiber: An important part of an unbalanced breakfast.

02/14/2010, 07:02 am	#7
Rolleander Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 7	from EMI Elaine: I'm going down to city hall to see about getting declared un-dead. Guybrush:Won't that make you a flesh-eating zombie? __________________ How appropriate! You fight like a cow!

02/14/2010, 12:41 pm	#11
apenpaap Mitey pirate Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 843	"Baby, that dress is making me hungry..." - Guybrush (in a really creepy voice) to a tourist in Escape. __________________ Platypus Pancakes

02/13/2010, 03:27 pm	#3
GuruGuru214 Crazy Windmill Mod Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Kakariko Windmill Windmill Status: Going Around Posts: 6,357	"Hand or no hand, I trust you as far as I can throw Manhattan."

02/14/2010, 07:35 pm	#12
TomPravetz Misc. Organs/Limbs/Etc... Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Here and there Rank: God Posts: 2,369	"Cozy" (SoMI) The first MI line I ever clicked to hear. __________________ Join the Suro revolution \|Win the war of Majasuroshia\| Fight the Oppressors

02/16/2010, 03:32 am	#14
Scrawffler Pappapisshu!! Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: England wink wink nudge nudge Posts: 607	Those one-word lines like "cozy" are always fun! For example: "Beady" (when looking at voodoo beads in EFMI) "Junky" (when looking at junk in TOMI) "Yummy" (when looking at dead animals in TOMI) There are probably more. __________________ I'm not crazy; I'm sanely-challenged.

02/16/2010, 03:41 am	#15
Scrawffler Pappapisshu!! Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: England wink wink nudge nudge Posts: 607	Those one-word lines like "cozy" are always fun! For example: "Beady" (when looking at voodoo beads in EFMI) "Junky" (when looking at junk in TOMI) "Yummy" (when looking at dead animals in TOMI) There are probably more. __________________ I'm not crazy; I'm sanely-challenged.

02/17/2010, 03:51 pm	#16
Eduardo Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Argentina Posts: 583	I will always have a place in my heart for "Ahoy there, fancy pants!"

02/19/2010, 06:10 am	#17
Friar Mad man with an Ox Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: UK Posts: 3,118	TMI:CH4: reading the cases out: "four? I thought there'd be three!" __________________ "The universe has to move forward. Pain and loss, they define us as much as happiness or love. Whether it's a world, or a relationship...everything has its time. And everything ends."-Elizabeth Sladen: RIP.

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