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Junior Member
Join Date: Mar 2010
Posts: 1
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Wow, just, wow, I have no idea if I should attribute all the problems this game has to laziness, malice, or incompetence. And at my current level of frustration, I don't know which of those answers is best. Writing this helps, but I won't get catharsis without it actually being posted.
First this single-player game requires me to sign up for an account before I'm given the download I paid for.
Then for some reason the game is split into 5 different downloads for no visible reason.
Then after installing the game doesn't work with the code you've been given. You need to let it back online to "unlock", but don't worry, you need to wait forever for the unlock server(s) to come back online. Or you can email tech support to get the offline unlock code, but again don't worry, we've made sure tech support's email address on that screen can't be copied & pasted into the "to:" line, so shuffle all your windows so that you can to hand type it.
Automated and unhelpful reply arrives within seconds. Okay, so atleast your email server is working.
Five hours later I'm ready to try again, and still no reply from tech support. Well maybe the unlock server is up. SUCCESS! Oh wait, it is unlocked, but now crashes when you try to play the game. Okay, well maybe something weird happened, just launch it again. Crash. Again. Crash. Again. Crash.
Check my reciept/download page. Nothing about crashes and how to fix them. Check the FAQs, nothing there either.
Check the forums. A new version of the game that fixes this crash has been launched, but you may or may not get it if you click the download link, as not all servers were updated simultaneously.
Wait until next morning to allow the servers to settle down.
Morning. Redownload. Reinstall. Hurray! I can get into the game. A couple garbage screens between "launch game" and the game starts. Long periods of logo showing, which appear on their own screen then the logos get shown again inside the real game. Oh and we found the worst possible water drop sound effects while these logos linger on them within the game.
LeChuck. Finally the game is actually beginning. Okay I have control. Get the recipe which is off screen. Click. Nothing. Right-click. Nothing. Click and hold and wait for actions menu like in previous games. Nope. Repeat with right-click. Wait, the recipe just popped onscreen, because the screen hasn't stopped moving yet. Quick click on it.
Okay, got the recipe. Click to close it. Get the description of the island in the background. Funny, I didn't click on the island. Oh well.
What's that? Click and hold and drag to move? Weird, apparently the devs never played the previous games, but I can handle it. So I can move left, and I can move left, and I can move left, and the cursor keeps jumping to the lower left corner. And LeChuck is getting quite annoying in the background. And I can move left. And why can't I move right?
Back to the forums.
Okay, so I "just" need to swap between full-screen and windowing mode a couple times. Yea! I can move right. The screen keeps moving, because, you know, it isn't necessary to have a fixed point of reference, especially with a funny control setup. Woo-who, I can get on the upper deck. Got casket. Look at it. Combine. Great use it on LeChuck. Um item, use on LeCheck. Yes, yes, I've hear Guybrush comment on LeChuck 3 times now. Use the item, on the other guy. Fine, I don't know this puzzle yet. I'll just walk around and, oh wait, the camera is zoomed too much on LeChuck that I can't see where to go.
Supposedly, 4 days ago I bought a Monkey Island game. Which like all games of that series are bug-free because Lucas requires it that way to maintain reputation.
And if by some weird chance, the game wasn't perfect out of the gate, then of course fixes would be available in obvious locations, possible as much smaller patches instead of forcing a full redownload and reinstall.
So at this point, I expect an email Monday or Tuesday indicating that the real release is ready for me to enjoy and apologizing for not being more forward about handing me beta releases previously.
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