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Old 02/23/2010, 04:28 pm   #1
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Welcome to another caption contest! Last week we had lots of good captions, but these were the best:

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Use... Library Card... with... Throat.
Pick up... fishing line.
Pick up... body.
Use... body... with... sharks.

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Old 02/23/2010, 04:29 pm   #2
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Old 02/23/2010, 04:49 pm   #3
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Zis is happening ze wrong way


Guybrush:You know, I have a feeling that today is really going to be my day. A day when absolutely nothing goes wro...
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Old 02/23/2010, 05:34 pm   #4
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Elaine: You don't need to see my identification.

DeSinge: I don't need to see your identification.

Elaine: This isn't the Elaine you're looking for.

DeSinge: This isn't the Elaine I'm looking for.

Elaine: Move along, move along.

DeSinge: Move along, move along.



Guybrush: The way those Manatees mate is hot, isn't it Morgan?

Morgan: You PERVERT!!
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Old 02/23/2010, 07:24 pm   #5
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Hey, I am at your *other* side for girlish slapping!

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Let's see if I can repeat that hand trick with other body parts.
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Old 02/23/2010, 08:48 pm   #6
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Brain Slug: Yes. My disguise is perfect. The earth female with the fatty thighs suspects nothing. Soon the Caribbean will be mine. Ha. Ha. Ha.




Day-o, Day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day
Me say day, me say day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Work all night on a drink a' rum
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Stack banana till the mornin' come
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home

It's six foot, seven foot, eight foot BUNCH!
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot BUNCH!
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Day, me say day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day...
Daylight come and me wan' go home

A beautiful bunch a' ripe banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Hide the deadly black tarantula
Daylight come and me wan' go home

It's six foot, seven foot, eight foot BUNCH!
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot BUNCH!
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Day, me say day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day...
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home

Day-o, day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day
Me say day, me say day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home
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Elaine: Is he supposed to be doing that?
DeSinge: Braaaiiins!!


Guybrush: I sure do love sunsets.
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Morgan: "Time to chop off that ponytail!"
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De Singe: "Excuse me, have you seen my irises or pupils anywhere?"
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Poor image editing, anyone?



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Morgan had never really grasped the finer points of the Vulcan Nerve Pinch, so she had to improvise.
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Surprise buttsex!


Behold, the Guybrush Threepwood mannequin! And yes ladies, he's 'fully articulated'.
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'cause this is THRILLER! THRILLER NIGHT!
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Guybrush:man is it a great day, hey i wonder where elaine and winslow are.
Morgan:you will soon find out.
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'cause this is THRILLER! THRILLER NIGHT!
Awesome, my favourite one so far *applauds*
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'cause this is THRILLER! THRILLER NIGHT!
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Little did Guybrush know, Morgan had a problem with nighttime "accidents" when she was a little girl. He'd soon regret calling her a "big old bed-wetting doody head".
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De Singe: (in old man voice) Consarnit, that stupid Jus de Vie didn't work right!

Elaine: WATCH OUT, OLD MAN!!!

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You've haven't removed the black space in between Elaine and DeSinge's arms. I nearly missed that part while editing the pic as well.
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