Everything is a lie

[Friar]

Quit Lie-n!

[Rather Dashing]

I had no idea terrible puns could be PHYSICALLY PAINFUL until this day.

[Chyron8472]

That lady is gonna have her head bit off.


*ahem* The color of the pen... that I hold in my hand... is r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-.... r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-oyal blue!

[Harald B]

Hehe.

[The Mighty M]

PLEASE WOULD PEOPLE GET TO THE POINT

the point is lie, people.

[The Mighty M]

Originally Posted by Friar

Quit Lie-n!

no puns. they are lies.

[Friar]

Originally Posted by Rather Dashing

I had no idea terrible puns could be PHYSICALLY PAINFUL until this day.

I try my best!

[Rather Dashing]

Originally Posted by The Mighty M

the point is lie, people.

OOOOOOOH.

Well then.

...

In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.

And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.

And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.

And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.

And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.

And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.

And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.

And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.

And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.

And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.

And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

And the evening and the morning were the third day.

And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:

And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so.

And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.

And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,

And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good.

And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.

And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.

And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.

And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.

And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.

And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

[Nintendo Boy1]

Why have you for-saken me!!!!!!!!!!

[Fealiks]

This thread wins worst thread of ever.

[Friar]

Originally Posted by Fealiks

This thread wins worst thread of ever.

Lies! It only won Second prize!

[light_rises]

Oh well. At least I earned a tag for ... being "generic"?! Hey!

[dentbuds]

Lies, Lies I tell you!

[Comrade Pants]

I am not a hypocrite.

EDIT: If everything in this thread is a lie... doesn't that include the title? PARADOX

[The Mighty M]

Originally Posted by Andrew Ryan

I am not a hypocrite.

EDIT: If everything in this thread is a lie... doesn't that include the title? PARADOX

Paradox being a lie, of course

[Avistew]

Originally Posted by Andrew Ryan

I am not a hypocrite.

EDIT: If everything in this thread is a lie... doesn't that include the title? PARADOX

It's not a paradox. The thread title is a lie, and that's it. No paradox there, there might be some lies in the thread, but definitely not everything.

[Fealiks]

Originally Posted by avistew

It's not a paradox. The thread title is a lie, and that's it. No paradox there, there might be some lies in the thread, but definitely not everything.

I'm pretty sure we've already proven that everything is a lie. Using SCIENCE.

[Falanca]

Originally Posted by Fealiks

I'm pretty sure we've already proven that everything is a lie. Using SCIENCE.

Isn't science a mastery of lying anyway?

[The Mighty M]

Normalness is a lie, but strangeness is lying too. In fact everything is a lie, and I've said this multiple times

[Falanca]

To be able to call something a LIE, there should be a TRUTH so that we can call a lie LIE, simply because lies couldn't be existent without truths. If everything is a lie, then there are no truths, or simply because nothing is true, so that basically means nothing is a lie because you can't call nothing a lie. But nothing is true either so that means everything is non-existent and lieOOOH i get it nevermind.