The "whatever's on your mind" thread

[Giant Tope]

egg jug

Also, I made what could essentially be the portal cake with slight alterations.



Remember, the proper frosting is a stabilized whipped cream, not a buttercream.

[TomPravetz]

Also, I made this.

[Comrade Pants]

We live in a sad age. Imperialism, totalitarianism, perestroika... 20th century Russia had its share of problems, but at least they had an ideology. Russia today has nothing.

[JedExodus]

Originally Posted by Davies

clingers, clangers and indeed the dreaded clusters

I laughed so so much.

Let it be known, Davies and I are this forums foremost poo joke aficionados.

[Zeek]

So I just learned that The Adventures of Tintin that's coming out this Wednesday was, essentially, made using Kinect technology. Who know you can use that to Motion Capture an entire film?

[StrongBrush1]

Originally Posted by JedExodus

I laughed so so much.

Let it be known, Davies and I are this forums foremost poo joke aficionados.

THAT explains why I find you two so grating sometimes.

[Giant Tope]

Originally Posted by Zeek

So I just learned that The Adventures of Tintin that's coming out this Wednesday was, essentially, made using Kinect technology. Who know you can use that to Motion Capture an entire film?

...Why not shoot live action at that point and leave uncanny valley out of it?

[Comrade Pants]

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I agree with Briana. WHY!?

[JedExodus]

Originally Posted by StrongBrush1

THAT explains why I find you two so grating sometimes.

Getting abuse from a brony, I guess it's finally time to throw myself in the river.

[coolsome]

Turns out not everyone is as happy as me that Kimmy is dead.

[Giant Tope]

That was incredibly haunting.

[Rather Dashing]

Originally Posted by Zeek

So I just learned that The Adventures of Tintin that's coming out this Wednesday was, essentially, made using Kinect technology. Who know you can use that to Motion Capture an entire film?

Calling it "Kinect technology" is, at the very least, somewhat disingenuous.

[TomPravetz]

Originally Posted by coolsome

Turns out not everyone is as happy as me that Kimmy is dead.

Leader dies in North Korea. ^

Leader dies in the US. "Oh, Lincoln got shot? That's a darned shame. Would you like some more cake?"

[Giant Tope]

Kinect "Technology"

[JedExodus]

Originally Posted by coolsome

Turns out not everyone is as happy as me that Kimmy is dead.

It's kinda like old timey Greece where people would be pretty much be ordered to go out into the streets and "lament" for the deaths of government figures and state heroes..

As one youtuber quite aptly put it

"I'm actually glad they're fake crying... it shows they never really liked him"

[GaryCXJk]

Originally Posted by Davies

For the record, I believe that ones ability to jet stream a soiled anus clean of all the offending chunks of clingers, clangers and indeed the dreaded clusters is largely dependant upon the velocity of said jet stream. If you want to drive, then sure; a Skoda will do the job but a Ferrari will do the same job quicker and with class!

One can accurately describe the difference between a high velocity jet stream and a low velocity jet stream. Basically it's the same difference that's exists between a fire hose and a sink tap; one method puts the metaphorical flames to an end and the other leaves your stinky ashes burning.

As for your concern regarding drying ... um, use toilet tissue. No, that negates the need to use a bidet in the first place! Hmmmm...

... install a hand-dryer low down to the ground and pointing upside down, yeah?

For some cultures, like the Surinamese people, it's custom to just wash your behind regardless of whether or not you pre-wiped it. So I often first wipe my bunghole from the excess doodoo, and then wash my behind with a (jet)stream of water.

The issue of drying is solved when using a towel. You only need to dry the surface water anyway, not the water inside the hole. Heck, water between the cracks will dry up anyway, no need to deep-surface dry.

[Comrade Pants]

So my steam gift thing glitched. :/
Any suggestions?

[JedExodus]

Originally Posted by Comrade Pants

So my steam gift thing glitched. :/
Any suggestions?

Jsut wait it out, mine was playing silly beggars for a while as well. It's a known issue and they be working on it at Valve Towers.

[Comrade Pants]

Ah, bless their Valvey hearts.

[Gman5852]

Originally Posted by Comrade Pants

So my steam gift thing glitched. :/
Any suggestions?

Dont worry, youll get your 33% off any valve game coupon eventually.