I'd like to buy a cute baby hippopotamus.
I'd feed him, love him, and care for him until he became a beautiful adult hippopotamus, at which point I would train him to rape human beings and wear shady trench coats so I COULD SET HIM LOOSE ON ALL WHO DEFY ME. AND THEN THEY'LL RUE THE DAY...OH YES THEY'LL RUE THE DAY THEY WOULDN'T KNEEL BEFORE ME AND KISS MY FEET. THEY'LL RUE THE DAY AS MY HIPPOPOTARAPIST DESTROYS THEIR COLLECTIVE ASSES!

WAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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