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Ribs · 07/14/2011, 09:07 pm

My wheelie chair just broke... the armrest on the right side snapped.

It was three weeks old.

Alcoremortis · 07/14/2011, 10:01 pm

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Originally Posted by StrongBrush1

I knew you'd use that image.

I guess you could say it was OBVIOUS.

What better way to combat Captain Obvious, hmm? I rest my case. Time for a case nap.

*GuruGuru214* · 07/15/2011, 12:47 am

One thing I hate about summer: I get so trained to notice spiders nearby that I start seeing dark spots out of the corner of my eye when nothing's there. Also, the goddamn spiders.

Comrade Pants · 07/15/2011, 01:37 am

Look. Summer is a lot like madness. All it takes is one little push and gravity does the rest.

skeeter · 07/15/2011, 03:55 am

Man, i come every day nothing happened... I skip some days and I miss all the cool threads

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alcoremortis

Apparently, we all have jobs...except me! So I now appoint myself: Forum Cookie Sampler. Send me all your cookies!

Hey, I want a job too! But what to do...

doodo! · 07/15/2011, 05:17 am

Human beings, I present, am some what ignorant. Some more than others. They don't understand what they are doing, how much devastation their actions may cause.

*Vainamoinen* · 07/15/2011, 05:24 am

They don't? Aren't humans in fact the only known species with the ability to comprehend that they are a stupid and cruel race? Isn't that what effectively distinguishes us from animals?

RetroVortex · 07/15/2011, 05:47 am

I'm going to be in so much trouble now. (well in trouble with my little bro)

I had to go and get his McDonalds today, so I did.

He ordered a Big Tasty, fries, McFlurry and a coke zero.

So I got them, but as I was walking home, (I was listening to music the whole time you see), somehow the bag split!

So I just get to my door and looked down at the bag and noticed the burger hanging out of it! GAH!

I checked the bag and realised the fries had fallen out while I was walking along! O_O

I'm hoping, I'm really hoping that giving my little bro my free cheese burger (students get a free burger with every value meal), will appease him.

Though I imagine he's going to be angry and shouting, "GOODBYE CHIPS!" all day now.

Just what I need.... :/

EDIT: As predicted he's not taking it too well.... DX

doodo! · 07/15/2011, 07:04 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vainamoinen

They don't? Aren't humans in fact the only known species with the ability to comprehend that they are a stupid and cruel race? Isn't that what effectively distinguishes us from animals?

Perhaps you're right, but how often do they rise to this potential. Truly?

DrRocketGenius · 07/15/2011, 07:26 am

If you're a Harry Potter fan, read this. Fricking hilarious.

RetroVortex · 07/15/2011, 07:44 am

I got a PM from someone on the Racketboy forums today.

Dude says he lives near me.

Looked at his profile and he's been posting there a while, (I'd say 2 years and 400-odd posts means he probably safe), and he's 36 too.

Don't quite know how to reply though.
Not normally like this, I guess the proximity and the fowardness caught me out a bit.
(Plus his grammar is a little dodgy as well. (though its probably me. I tend to take great care normally when I type))

doodo! · 07/15/2011, 07:52 am

I once had a web stalker. It's not cool...just saying.

Jon NA · 07/15/2011, 07:58 am

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Originally Posted by comrade pants

it's stupid that it was locked just as it got back on track. My theory: Vainamoinen is working for the basij to punish jonna for drinking in a theocratic state. It just makes sense.

+1

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tredlow · 07/15/2011, 08:23 am

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. - HP Lovecraft, creator of Spongebob Squarepants.

Alcoremortis · 07/15/2011, 09:56 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrRocketGenius

If you're a Harry Potter fan, read this. Fricking hilarious.

For whatever reason, this link doesn't seem to work for me.

Iryon · 07/15/2011, 10:09 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vainamoinen

They don't? Aren't humans in fact the only known species with the ability to comprehend that they are a stupid and cruel race? Isn't that what effectively distinguishes us from animals?

Er nennt's Vernunft und braucht's allein,
Nur tierischer als jedes Tier zu sein.

Davies · 07/15/2011, 10:48 am

I have a terrible hangover and am now drinking again, hair of the dog and all that. It's a slippery slope from here I tell's ya!

coolsome · 07/15/2011, 10:53 am

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Originally Posted by Davies

I have a terrible hangover and am now drinking again, hair of the dog and all that. It's a slippery slope from here I tell's ya!

You need hair of the dog that bite, a egg and a pepper.

**puzzlebox** · 07/15/2011, 11:30 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davies

I have a terrible hangover and am now drinking again, hair of the dog and all that. It's a slippery slope from here I tell's ya!

I maintain that anyone who is capable of drinking with a "hangover" has never experienced a real, proper hangover.

RetroVortex · 07/15/2011, 01:04 pm

I know what I want for my birthday now:

A conveniently placed box of assorted drama school props.

It must include:

- A sombrero
- A giant plastic banana
- An inflatable tire
- A hammer
- A crown
- A fred flinstone costume
- A fireman's hat
- A police badge
- A pink wallet
- Waterguns
- A pack of baloons with 50 on them
- A fake beard
- Giant glasses
- An old, paint-stained, bedsheet
- Pebbles
- A picture of a Yak
- An old peice of tape with a hair on it

07/15/2011, 12:47 am	#17743
GuruGuru214 Crazy Windmill Mod Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Kakariko Windmill Windmill Status: Going Around Posts: 6,357	One thing I hate about summer: I get so trained to notice spiders nearby that I start seeing dark spots out of the corner of my eye when nothing's there. Also, the goddamn spiders. __________________ The preceding post was made by a volunteer community moderator, not a Telltale Games employee, and does not reflect the opinions of Telltale Games. Remember, only you can prevent forum fires. Completed series runs: Kingdom Hearts (Timeline Order, Pre-DDD, 10/25/10 - 2/6/11) - Zelda (Release Order, 3/13/11 - 4/6/12) - Metroid (Timeline Order, 4/21/12 - 10/17/12)

07/15/2011, 01:37 am	#17744
Comrade Pants Resident curmudgeon Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: New Atlantaland Status: The Perennial Victor. Actual Posts: Lots! Posts: 2,009	Look. Summer is a lot like madness. All it takes is one little push and gravity does the rest. __________________ On YouTube. - My blog, Arcanum Pantsitae - LinkedIn - Read what people are saying about Pantsy! - Tw@tter ~Powered by booze.~ My theme song, according to Coolsome. Standard issue response to my enemies.

07/15/2011, 05:24 am	#17747
Vainamoinen Community Moderator Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 6,655	They don't? Aren't humans in fact the only known species with the ability to comprehend that they are a stupid and cruel race? Isn't that what effectively distinguishes us from animals? __________________ Moderators on the TTG forums are all volunteers from the community and still belong to the community. They are not employees of the company. The opinions expressed in their posts are those of individual fans and must not be confused with official company statements.

07/15/2011, 08:23 am	#17754
tredlow Has Possum Powers. Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,536	The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. - HP Lovecraft, creator of Spongebob Squarepants. __________________ My Friend: You know, if only Bruce Wayne was bit by a radioactive psychiatrist rather than a bat, Gotham wouldn't even need Arkham Asylum. Me: Haha, yeah. That's true. Minutes Later Me: Wait, Bruce Wayne was never bit by a radioactive anything.

07/15/2011, 10:48 am	#17757
Davies The Marmite of this site Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Outside your window, staring in with malicious intent... Posts: 1,465	I have a terrible hangover and am now drinking again, hair of the dog and all that. It's a slippery slope from here I tell's ya! __________________ NEWEST - A reading of a short horror story written by Davies. ======================= NEW - The very first official episode of Davies' new show; 'One Man & His Cock'. ======================= Davies sings Portal's 'Still Alive'. ======================= Cockerel sings Portal 2's 'Want You gone', for Alcoremortis (feat. MC Layton). ======================= Davies sings 'I Wanna Be Like You' (from the Jungle Book).

07/15/2011, 05:17 am	#17746
doodo! Banned Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4,268	Human beings, I present, am some what ignorant. Some more than others. They don't understand what they are doing, how much devastation their actions may cause.

07/15/2011, 07:26 am	#17750
DrRocketGenius The Batman Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 1,514	If you're a Harry Potter fan, read this. Fricking hilarious.

07/15/2011, 07:52 am	#17752
doodo! Banned Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4,268	I once had a web stalker. It's not cool...just saying.

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