A warning to Hassat Hunter, STOP HUNTING!

[Everlast]

Ladies and gentlemen, as we know we have an obsessed forum member that continues to hunt despite warnings of other forum members. Hunting endangared species and leaving em around it's insane. This is especifically of Hassats.

I can now provide proof since Hassat Hunter provided a picture of a Hassat in one of the threads. Which mysteriously it has been pretty hard to find. I hereby accuse Hassat Hunter of hunting Hassats and leaving em around, and now Canada is on the hunt for you.



TORONTO - Photos of a strange creature pulled from a northern Ontario creek have become a worldwide sensation, even though the body has since washed away.

But the tiny First Nations community at the centre of the water monster story is apparently not willing to give up the attention, as residents conducted a second search in as many days for evidence of the elusive beast they call “omagimaakos” - or “the ugly one.” On Friday, boaters took to area waterways around the tiny community of Kitchenuhmaykoosib Inninuwug, near the shores of Hudson Bay, hoping to catch one.

Photos of the hairy, foot-long creature - with a bald face and paws, glazed eyes, warthog-like mouth, and a rat's tail - were posted on the community's website and quickly went viral.

According to the website, a dog that was walking with its owners - a pair of nurses who work for the federal government - pulled the animal from a creek earlier this month.

Darryl Sainnawap, a local band councillor, said the body of the creature is no longer at the side of the creek where it was left after the photos were taken.

“It was already dead a while when those photos were taken, so it was just left there,” Sainnawap said. “I guess the dogs or seagulls got at it. Or it just washed away.” The nurse who took the photos wouldn't talk to media. He said he's a government employee and not allowed to discuss it.

The animal is being linked to mythological creatures like the Loch Ness Monster and Ogopogo, though many observers have already guessed it's more likely a waterlogged bear cub or otter.

According to the residents of the community, this isn't the first sighting of the legendary omagimaakos.

Sainnawap says his great-uncle came across a similar animal in the 1950s.

“It's very rare. It lives in creeks and swampy areas and is said to feed on beavers,” Sainnawap said.

The boaters haven't found an omagimaakos this week, but that might be for the best.

“My great-uncle was told by his grandfather that a sighting of the omagimaakos is an omen that bad things will happen,” Sainnawap said.

“So we'll have to see about that.”

Source: http://www.torontosun.com/news/canad.../14032796.html

[caeska]

Yes, the Hassats have become incredibly scarce and thus Hassat sightings are very rare and far inbetween nowadays. Evidence suggests that an alien species seeded them on Earth about 800 years ago, and since they did not evolve naturally on our planet it goes without saying that only the most malevolent and insane human beings would actually consciously hunt these creatures down. Indeed, they're on the brink of extinction now but unfortunately the people who have been hunting and killing the Hassats have proven to be cunning both in locating the Hassats and evading the authorities at the same time.

[The Highway]

that poor Hassat...

scientific name: hassatifulus polydactyly

[Hassat Hunter]

Whut?

Also, it seems no one yet realised I don't hunt Hassat, but am an Hassat that hunts. Beware feeble humans!

[GuruGuru214]

Wait, the H is silent?

[Rather Dashing]

Originally Posted by GuruGuru214

Wait, the H is silent?

I always thought, for pronunciation purposes, it was moved to after the second "s".

[splash1]

If Hassats are as ugly as that, they SHOULD be hunted.

[Didero]

Originally Posted by splash1

If Hassats are as ugly as that, they SHOULD be hunted.

Yes, because everything should be judged by how pretty it is.

[Avistew]

Originally Posted by Didero

Yes, because everything should be judged by how pretty it is.

And killed if it's not pretty, apparently. Reminds me of a Dilbert episode, actually.

[Thriftweed Fancy Pants]

Originally Posted by Rather Dashing

I always thought, for pronunciation purposes, it was moved to after the second "s".

Like, "asshat...?" No, wait. That doesn't sound right.

[tredlow]

Hey, guys, my brother is a Hassat, and I am deeply offended by some of your remarks.

[Hayden]

Originally Posted by Thriftweed Fancy Pants

Like, "asshat...?" No, wait. That doesn't sound right.

Why not?

[Everlast]

Originally Posted by Hassat Hunter

Whut?

Also, it seems no one yet realised I don't hunt Hassat, but am an Hassat that hunts. Beware feeble humans!

Hassat Hunter should be banned for merciless and persistent hunts of Hassat!

[oops wrong thread]

[Hayden]

Everlast should be banned for banning Hassat Hunter outside of 'The Banned Game' thread and, realizing his wrongdoing, deciding to say 'oops wrong thread' instead of deleting the original post.

Yes, I know it was a joke.

[TomPravetz]

I knew it! I told you all! But you didn't listen, did you?! Now we have a new endangered species on our hands! The hassat blood is on you!

[Everlast]

Indeed a tragedy, and Hassat Hunter continues to deny his wrongdoing! We got proof of the leftover hunts now, thats starting to make the news and he continues to deny the facts by saying he is a Hassat.

Mr Hassat Hunter this is no laughing matter, as you have continuously and persistently to attack endangered species of fluffy and innocent animals such as in the picture, leaving their carcasses around. I inform you that you will be brought to justice and that Homeland Security has now taken jurisdiction over your case. We expect that you address appropiately this accusations as it has concerned all our forum users.

[Alcoremortis]

We need to promote awareness. I'm pretty sure most people didn't even know what a Hassat is.

And maybe those people would, you know, like some info. <.< >.>

[Everlast]

Originally Posted by Alcoremortis

We need to promote awareness. I'm pretty sure most people didn't even know what a Hassat is.

And maybe those people would, you know, like some info. <.< >.>

I'll gladly do so for the enlightenment of our fellow forum posters. It is impossible to talk of Hassats without showing an illustration of this interesting and magnificent creature.



This picture was a drawn picture provided by TomPravetz who his a defendant of this illegal practice of hunting animals. This controversy with the hunt of Hassats stems from January 22, 2010 in the banning thread of forum games in page 28. According to Discovery Channel hassats like to spend time smelling their environment, feets. But what they must cherish smelling is their behind of each other which excite em. They are territorial and they mark it by leaving a yellow glob of ectoplasm on their surroundings. The male hassat like to demonstrate their virility by competing between each other to see who is the most can pick out dirt out of their bellybutton, if theres a tie the winner is decided by smelling scrapped dirt off the bellybutton.



These living creatures live in cars they slam on trees to warm themselves.



Some Hassat use 2 trees:



They got different ways to settle their home:



When mating season comes the 3 genders of hassats (male, female, ambidextrous) Get together to procreate themselves for 4 months. The Hassats are very cute creatures when babies...

This is a 2 week baby:


This is a 1 month baby, and its actually laughing, isnt it cute?


As you can see these creatures are in danger of extinction and must be protected. If someone got more information on hassats please feel free to share it with us.

[Avistew]

Awww these bat pictures are so adorable! Bats are so cute.

[Alcoremortis]

Psst. They're hassats.