The "I Find Noir Sam Sexy" Support Group

[Shwoo]

It's not bestiality if they're sentient. It's interspecies.

Or I just made that up, I don't know.

[Lena_P]

We realize the ramifications of our emotions. That's why we're here, working through those feelings to a more stable emotional center. By drawing pictures of Sam in his shirt sleeves. It's totally scientific and junk.

[thesporkman]

I'd be careful going down this path. It won't end well. Remember what happened to Sedna when she fell in love with a dog? Do you really want your father cutting off your fingers, which will then turn into sea mammals for some reason?

[taumel]

Originally Posted by Shwoo

I'm asexual and he's a fictional dog.

So you can reproduce yourself on your own?

[Shwoo]

No, I'm not attracted to anyone ever. Words can have more than one meaning.

[taumel]

I know... :O)

So *googling* this sounds after type A, hmm, weird, really no one?

[Lena_P]

Type A what?

[taumel]

http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asexualit%C3%A4t

[Lena_P]

I don't think Shwoo fits in that category. She seems more like D, completely and totally not interested in sex. Also, Shwoo, sorry for talking about you in "front of you" here. Now, back to more important and disturbing things ... isn't it funny that (mostly) female fans are falling over Angry Sam while (mostly) male fans think Flint is awesome? He's also angry and sleeveless, why aren't we attracted to him?

[GinnyN]

Originally Posted by Lena_P

@Ginny We all know of your struggles in the past. Really, they way you've held up under it all this time ... you're an inspiration to us all.

I'm an inspiration for a Creepy Group of Fans! I have to put that in the currículum!

By the way, I couldn't sleep for some reason, so, this one is called "Lack of Third Option"



"And, if you don't want to answer, you have two options: Fist or Gun. No, you don't have a third option".











"Oh, wait, I already thought of a third option! The Third option is BOTH"

[Plastic Eye-Patch]

@ Lena ...because Flint isn't six foot tall with soft floppy ears and a huge gun?

@GinnyN *whimper*! Curse you, cruel fate for not giving me the ability to draw!

[Javi-Wan Kenobi]

Originally Posted by Lena_P

Now, back to more important and disturbing things ... isn't it funny that (mostly) female fans are falling over Angry Sam while (mostly) male fans think Flint is awesome? He's also angry and sleeveless, why aren't we attracted to him?

I think that the reason is that Flint has always been a tough, bad-ass guy, while Sam is a good guy who has turned suddenly bad, and that's what attract them.

[SillyStell]

When good guys go bad, it's always something I liked. I'm not sure I can say I find him hot or attractive though cause when the thought ocures I'm forced into remembering he's a dog... But daaamn if he isn't badass! My inner fangirl definatly goes wild for him and swoons but my outer shell knows to keep calm because sadly he isn't real. Still it's always awesome to draw him!

[Cardcaptor Stacey]

I don't find it sexy but I do find it incredibly amazing that Sam is like this deep inside

[Spadge]

He's ok, but he's no Winslow...

[taumel]

Whoever made the Winslow animation did a great job.

[Cheri]

When I get home from school, I will surely be drawing some 'art therapy' for this thread, as I just got a wonderful idea..

[Avistew]

I think we need to see a less aggressive, more Humphrey Bogart type of Noir Sam, and toss in the glasses please?

(I'm joining, by the way).

[GinnyN]

Originally Posted by Avistew

I think we need to see a less aggressive, more Humphrey Bogart type of Noir Sam, and toss in the glasses please?

(I'm joining, by the way).

Don't give me any more ideas!

(Please no until next week please T_T)

[light_rises]

Joining, and am already feeling the therapeutic benefits of the works being posted in this thread. Keep fighting the good fight, comrades! *sniffle*

Originally Posted by Shwoo

To me, he's sexier when he's being a dork than when he's being enraged.

Agreed. Although if some of his dorkiness manages to peek through the anger-fueled badassery, I'll be well and truly done for. (What can I say? I like to have my cake and eat it too! >_>)

Originally Posted by Avistew

I think we need to see a less aggressive, more Humphrey Bogart type of Noir Sam, and toss in the glasses please?

... Whoever does this will be my new best friend.