The Telltale Complaining History Thread

[Giant Tope]

its okay suro, people are just butts.

[caeska]

I'd like to take the opportunity to complain about the slow load time on the TTG site today *goes off to skulk in the corner*

[Gryffalio]

Originally Posted by Secret Fawful

Tim Curry not being in Jurassic Park

This one gets my seal of approval

Originally Posted by Secret Fawful

My diagnoses in the end is that...most of you are a bunch of whiny...yeah. Hooray for the internet!

As does this!

[Teeth]

Originally Posted by GuruGuru214

This is why.



If that's the finished product... Fail.

Winslow would not be happy.

Though saying that, is it a tea towel? I'd love to have a Gulf of Melange tea towel.

[Bloody Eugene]

Originally Posted by Katsuro

Threads like this make me sad on oh so many levels.
*Goes back to his happy place*

Katsuro, we all love TT games.
People complains a lot (me too) but you're the best Adventure Company out there.
I love your work, I would preorder any game TT will release in 5 years.


TO BE THE BEST = TO HAVE MAJOR EXPOSURE
TO HAVE MAJOR EXPOSURE = TO HAVE A LOT OF CRITICS.

[Bloody Eugene]

Secret Fawful, you must start "The Telltale Appreciating History Thread" now!
It's not fair to show only the complains!

[Avistew]

Originally Posted by Bloody Eugene

Secret Fawful, you must start "The Telltale Appreciating History Thread" now!
It's not fair to show only the complains!

Hey! I posted the "Telltale Praising Thread" for that purpose already!

[Bloody Eugene]

Originally Posted by Avistew

Hey! I posted the "Telltale Praising Thread" for that purpose already!

whoops!
I didn't noticied! Sorry! :P

[Hayden]

Have we had:

'Rise of the Pirate God' being released a month and a week after 'The Trial and Execution of Guybrush Threepwood', instead of just a month after 'The Trial and Execution of Guybrush Threepwood'

...?

[Irishmile]

Did anyone mention the disappearance of Telltale Tuesdays?

[Hayden]

Originally Posted by Irishmile

Did anyone mention the disappearance of Telltale Tuesdays?

Do you mean in this thread, or in the forums in general? Because I mentioned it once, but I wasn't complaining, I was just asking what happened to it.

[doodinthemood]

Oh, I just remembered one set that tickled me:

"The slipcover is only for people who preordered!!!! *anger*"
Then later...


"OTHER PEOPLE CAN GET THE SLIPCOVER TOO!?!? *anger*"

[Hayden]

Originally Posted by doodinthemood

Oh, I just remembered one set that tickled me:

"The slipcover is only for people who preordered!!!! *anger*"
Then later...


"OTHER PEOPLE CAN GET THE SLIPCOVER TOO!?!? *anger*"

Haha! I love the contradictory ones .

Also, there has been a new complaint recently:

"No scientist of 6th sense voodoo cards in the pack!?"

[jp-30]

It's June, and you said Puzzle Agent would be released in June. SO WHY DON'T I HAVE PUZZLE AGENT YET?

[thatdude98]

Originally Posted by Avistew

14. The fact the games are less and less like games and more and more like movies

Well... that can be both a good thing, and a bad thing. On one hand, video games have always been a different type of media than movies, as usually, the whole point of playing a video game is interaction. Movies, on the other hand, are simply about telling a story. Sure, with 3-D glasses, Dolby Digital and cheesy special DVD/Blu-Ray features, one is meant to feel like they're interacting with the movie. But, can you control the main character and lead the story yourself?

No.

I think that if game developers stopped focusing on the gimmicky side of video games (the Nintendo DS is a perfect example of this, considering each new version of it looks more like a fancy PDA than a hand-held gaming
system) and focused more on the story, the video game franchise wouldn't be sucking SO bad. Granted, I ain't saying that games like WiiSports, DDR, and Rock Band should include complex, well thought out story lines (because that would just be stupid) but do we really need another first-person shooter where the whole plot is shoot the bad guys until they're all dead?

A prime example of a video game imitating a movie AND WORKING is Dreamfall, the Longest Journey. With amazing visuals, an in-depth story, and breathtaking cut scenes, the game shows just what could really be accomplished if the two franchises collided. Would it really be so bad for video games to have actual stories?

[Toast_Burner]

I dont think Sam and max 3 is too demanding. you dont need to max out the settings after all

[Avistew]

Originally Posted by thatdude98

A prime example of a video game imitating a movie AND WORKING is Dreamfall, the Longest Journey. With amazing visuals, an in-depth story, and breathtaking cut scenes, the game shows just what could really be accomplished if the two franchises collided. Would it really be so bad for video games to have actual stories?

Haha I hated that game so much. Loved the first one, was so disappointed by this one. I remember telling everyone "don't get it if you like adventure games, this is not an adventure game".

[Hassat Hunter]

+1

Dreamfall was just horrible, and I haven't played The Longest Journey.