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The Gentleman · 06/25/2010, 07:57 am

Grandpa Stinky: We'd do good to have more of his kind in this town, instead of these layabouts loitering until someone comes and asks them questions!

Max: Wow, I never knew Grandpa Stinky was so prejudiced to Non-Player Characters.

Captain Viku · 06/25/2010, 10:58 am

The Penal Zone:

-Momma Bosco: "He'll overwork his brain so much that it will catch fire and explode"
-Max: "Oh I have got to see that!"
-Sam: "You can't see that Max, your brain will catch fire and explode"
-Max: "That's why you have to record it to me, Sam. DUH!"

-Sam: "No way! I didn't think they'd come out with the XKJ-S3 model yet! This baby is eight times as fast and has eighteen USB slots!"
-Max: "What does it do?"
-Sam: "No Idea"

-Skunkape: "all the local molepeople are invited to ride my fantastic gamma beam to a wonderful off-world vacationthey will never forget......I don't kill them..."

-Sam: "It's a big pile of low-tech audio video equipament. Tossed out like pianos from a falling zeppelin"
-Max: "And it's still warm! Documentary filmakers must be lurning nearby!"
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The Tomb of Sammun-Mak:

-Sameth: "Point & Click Adventure Games!"
*silence*
-Elf: "You gotta be kidding me"

-Sam: "It's a silent Movie, Max. Long before the invention of Vocal Cords"

-Maximus: Do you think I could pass the challenge of the Spunk?
-Sameth: You have to be good at something Maximus, why not that?

-Sameth: "As a responsable adult-"
-Maximus: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
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They Stole Max's Brain:

-Noir Sam: "What's that!? A Brain-Remover!?"
-Sign-spinner Minion: "I believe it's one of the Toys of Power that my General has been collecting for the past 25 krileks"
-Noir Sam: ".....I knew that!"

JedExodus · 06/25/2010, 11:00 am

Sam (to European tourist): Hold it there metric lover!!

Harald B · 06/25/2010, 11:09 am

Sam : ...and that means the villain behind the whole thing is -
{phone rings}
Sam : It's the Commissioner!
Max : The Commissioner?! I never did trust him...

Neelo · 06/25/2010, 12:07 pm

European Tourist: What do they teach you in your american schools?
Sam: Video Poker!

bugsplee2.0 · 06/25/2010, 01:32 pm

Chariots of the Dogs

Sam:VCRs are old news. Time for a LASERDISC!

Sammy · 06/25/2010, 06:52 pm

Sam: Wanna rub my unicorn?
Bosco: I'm not that kind of woman

Strongsadioware · 06/25/2010, 09:28 pm

Oh another one:

Noir Sam: YOU'RE LYING!
Frankie the Rat (I think): What proof do you have?
Noir Sam: NONE AT ALL!

Jayeff2020 · 06/26/2010, 01:40 am

Best ever
Moleman: Shoot your friend! I command it!
Max: This ... blows

Also good
Sam: I can't shoot future me!

JedExodus · 06/26/2010, 03:29 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neelo

European Tourist: What do they teach you in your american schools?
Sam: Video Poker!

Yeah, that one made me guffaw

jaden551 · 06/26/2010, 04:10 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neelo

European Tourist: What do they teach you in your american schools?
Sam: Video Poker!

This one was ruined for me because the bulid up was good but the speed into it in the trailer ruined it

Hayley the Hedgie · 06/29/2010, 04:04 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by ABlackEyedPea

Sam: That thing does science so hard, you say, "I've never seen that much science!" and then it's all "check this out" and BOOM: more science!

I could not stop laughing at that quote. What makes it more awesome was Sam's actions for it.

I also like the joke about the Pope Max made in 104, but they're so many, they're all freakin' hilarious.

Cardcaptor Stacey · 06/29/2010, 05:39 pm

They Stole Max's Brain

Max: All your corndogs are belong to Max!

Made me lol when I heard it XD Was unexpected :P

Nintomster · 07/12/2010, 01:05 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cardcaptor Stacey

They Stole Max's Brain

Max: All your corndogs are belong to Max!

Made me lol when I heard it XD Was unexpected :P

I liked that one too, but once I said it, and my older brother thought I said something else instead of corndogs. You may not want to know.
Anyway, I have another quote.

They Stole Max's Brain!

Noir Sam(to C.O.P.S.): And hurry it up! Max is starting to smell! Different!

Makes me laugh. Almost everytime.

BoneFreak · 07/12/2010, 01:10 pm

Old Sam: I can't shoot Max!

Avel · 07/12/2010, 01:14 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaden551

This one was ruined for me because the bulid up was good but the speed into it in the trailer ruined it

I thought it worked great in the trailer, but in the regular game it just took too long for the dialogue to load/play.

Player_2 · 07/13/2010, 08:12 am

A random assortment of my current faves. I may be paraphrasing some of these, since I can't remember exactly what was said, but...

Bob: Sam, audiences everywhere agree...you're a total monster!
~
Sam: Wanna play doctor, Max?
Max: For the last time, Sam, no! I...oh, you meant with the Monster. Yeah, okay.
~
Sam: You're looking hale and hearty, lil' buddy.
Max: I'm a coffee achiever, Sam.
~
Sam (at a wishing well): I wish I knew what Max was thinking.
Max (in his mind): ... ..... ....... ..... ... . !
Sam: Well, that was a waste of money.
~
The Geek: My hamsters are missing.
Max (in reflection): All eyes turned to John, but of course she had no proof.
~
Old Sam: Great transmorgifying vapor wolves of Rigel 17 on a booster rocket through the Van Allen Belt! I'm in my office!

GinnyN · 07/13/2010, 08:33 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Player_2

The Geek: My hamsters are missing.
Max (in reflection): All eyes turned to John, but of course she had no proof.

That whole episode is a factory of fav quotes for me. I almost know the half of the episode out of favorite quotes.

Max: We call him John, because there were where we find him.

(I think is) Sam: Can you shed a light about the problem might be Doc?
Doctor: He's an alligator! You can't have an alligator in the city! (Something I don't clearly remember right now)
Sam: I see
Max: And your professional recomendation?
Doctor: GET RID OF HIM!

Geek: Aligators don't live in sewers, they live in florida!
Sam and Max: FLORIDA!

Pak-Man · 07/13/2010, 08:36 am

Well my favorite-favorite is in my signature. My OTHER favorite was from Chariot of the Dogs, when Future Sam & Max are wandering around in the ship babbling:

(To the best of my memory)

Sam: "Do I really talk to myself that often?"
Max: "I always thought you were composing your Memoirs..."

Harald B · 07/13/2010, 08:44 am

Max: Look-- it's a crime in progress! {starts shooting out the window} Take that! And that! Ooh, I think I got a couple of them.
Sam: They're making a tv show, you goof.
Max: Don't they know shows like that promote violent behavior?

06/25/2010, 11:09 am	#44
Harald B Egregious Philosopher Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,448	Sam : ...and that means the villain behind the whole thing is - {phone rings} Sam : It's the Commissioner! Max : The Commissioner?! I never did trust him... __________________ although we do still have a time machine, so I wouldn't completely rule out the possibility. Forgot what T.H.E.M. stands for? Need the lyrics to the War Song? Visit the Sam & Max wiki!

06/25/2010, 01:32 pm	#46
bugsplee2.0 CreepECrawlyMan Join Date: May 2008 Location: Maryland Posts: 19	Chariots of the Dogs Sam:VCRs are old news. Time for a LASERDISC! __________________ "VCRs are old news. Time for a LASERDISC!"- Sam, Chariots of the Dogs.

06/25/2010, 06:52 pm	#47
Sammy Sam's Doggleganger Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Inside a giant manatee Posts: 194	Sam: Wanna rub my unicorn? Bosco: I'm not that kind of woman __________________ "I'm not gonna rest til I find out who killed my partner"

06/25/2010, 09:28 pm	#48
Strongsadioware A Good Demoman Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Planet K Posts: 679	Oh another one: Noir Sam: YOU'RE LYING! Frankie the Rat (I think): What proof do you have? Noir Sam: NONE AT ALL! __________________ Strongsadioware thinks you're incredibly awesome!

06/29/2010, 05:39 pm	#53
Cardcaptor Stacey ♥ Female Max lover ♥ Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: England Posts: 122	They Stole Max's Brain Max: All your corndogs are belong to Max! Made me lol when I heard it XD Was unexpected :P __________________ ★ Latest: Badass Sam wallpaper ★ Sam & Max Fanlisting ★ Twitter ★

06/25/2010, 07:57 am	#41
The Gentleman My Opinions Are Wrong Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: UK Posts: 924	Grandpa Stinky: We'd do good to have more of his kind in this town, instead of these layabouts loitering until someone comes and asks them questions! Max: Wow, I never knew Grandpa Stinky was so prejudiced to Non-Player Characters.

06/25/2010, 10:58 am	#42
Captain Viku The Ultimate Baka Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Santiago de Chile Posts: 96	The Penal Zone: -Momma Bosco: "He'll overwork his brain so much that it will catch fire and explode" -Max: "Oh I have got to see that!" -Sam: "You can't see that Max, your brain will catch fire and explode" -Max: "That's why you have to record it to me, Sam. DUH!" -Sam: "No way! I didn't think they'd come out with the XKJ-S3 model yet! This baby is eight times as fast and has eighteen USB slots!" -Max: "What does it do?" -Sam: "No Idea" -Skunkape: "all the local molepeople are invited to ride my fantastic gamma beam to a wonderful off-world vacationthey will never forget......I don't kill them..." -Sam: "It's a big pile of low-tech audio video equipament. Tossed out like pianos from a falling zeppelin" -Max: "And it's still warm! Documentary filmakers must be lurning nearby!" ------------------------------- The Tomb of Sammun-Mak: -Sameth: "Point & Click Adventure Games!" silence -Elf: "You gotta be kidding me" -Sam: "It's a silent Movie, Max. Long before the invention of Vocal Cords" -Maximus: Do you think I could pass the challenge of the Spunk? -Sameth: You have to be good at something Maximus, why not that? -Sameth: "As a responsable adult-" -Maximus: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" --------------------------------- They Stole Max's Brain: -Noir Sam: "What's that!? A Brain-Remover!?" -Sign-spinner Minion: "I believe it's one of the Toys of Power that my General has been collecting for the past 25 krileks" -Noir Sam: ".....I knew that!"

06/25/2010, 11:00 am	#43
JedExodus Banned Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,485	Sam (to European tourist): Hold it there metric lover!!

06/25/2010, 12:07 pm	#45
Neelo Psycho Killer Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Portugal Posts: 238	European Tourist: What do they teach you in your american schools? Sam: Video Poker!

06/26/2010, 01:40 am	#49
Jayeff2020 Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 6	Best ever Moleman: Shoot your friend! I command it! Max: This ... blows Also good Sam: I can't shoot future me!

07/12/2010, 01:10 pm	#55
BoneFreak The Friend for LIIIIFE!!! Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: The Hill Residence High Score: 432 Posts: 701	Old Sam: I can't shoot Max! __________________ As of October 15th, 2005 I have officially acheived Rigamarole Status. Need A Laugh? Look at/post funny pics here!

07/13/2010, 08:12 am	#57
Player_2 Yes, I Am a Girl Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Canada Posts: 453	A random assortment of my current faves. I may be paraphrasing some of these, since I can't remember exactly what was said, but... Bob: Sam, audiences everywhere agree...you're a total monster! ~ Sam: Wanna play doctor, Max? Max: For the last time, Sam, no! I...oh, you meant with the Monster. Yeah, okay. ~ Sam: You're looking hale and hearty, lil' buddy. Max: I'm a coffee achiever, Sam. ~ Sam (at a wishing well): I wish I knew what Max was thinking. Max (in his mind): ... ..... ....... ..... ... . ! Sam: Well, that was a waste of money. ~ The Geek: My hamsters are missing. Max (in reflection): All eyes turned to John, but of course she had no proof. ~ Old Sam: Great transmorgifying vapor wolves of Rigel 17 on a booster rocket through the Van Allen Belt! I'm in my office! __________________ In Memoriam RIP: Real Max

07/13/2010, 08:36 am	#59
Pak-Man Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 136	Well my favorite-favorite is in my signature. My OTHER favorite was from Chariot of the Dogs, when Future Sam & Max are wandering around in the ship babbling: (To the best of my memory) Sam: "Do I really talk to myself that often?" Max: "I always thought you were composing your Memoirs..." __________________ "A chicken in every pot, and vice-versa!"

07/13/2010, 08:44 am	#60
Harald B Egregious Philosopher Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,448	Max: Look-- it's a crime in progress! {starts shooting out the window} Take that! And that! Ooh, I think I got a couple of them. Sam: They're making a tv show, you goof. Max: Don't they know shows like that promote violent behavior? __________________ although we do still have a time machine, so I wouldn't completely rule out the possibility. Forgot what T.H.E.M. stands for? Need the lyrics to the War Song? Visit the Sam & Max wiki!

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