Best lines from anything ever

[mysterybowler]

As I wait for Puzzle Agent and keep checking back here for news, I though I would start a thread as I'm fairly new to posting here.

So, best lines from anything ever...

Please post your favourite lines from your favourite TV shows, Movies, Games etc.

I'll start

Star Trek, Original series - City on the edge of forever

Spock - 'Edith Keeler must die'

I always though that would make a great name for a band.

[coolsome]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIt0VY7Yg2w

[Shwoo]

I like this exchange from Homestar Runner:

(Homestar's girlfriend Marzipan is on a date with Strong Bad's lackey/best friend/pet The Cheat)
Homestar: Oh man. Seriously, Strong Strong, we've gotta do something about this.
Strong Bad: Ordinarily I just drown my problems in video games. But for this I maybe I should drown them in... drowning... them. (smiles)
Homestar: Uh, maybe let's not kill anybody. We should just try and ruin their date.
Strong Bad: Explain to me how drowning them wouldn't ruin their date.


This exchange from Phineas and Ferb is good too:

(Doofenshmirtz and his brother Roger have arranged to play golf)
Roger: Hello, brother dear, sorry we're late, couldn't be helped. You know how it is. Traffic was terrible, and I've already wasted half the morning not caring at all about being punctual for our golf game. [...] Oh, lighten up, Heinz. You know what they say. You can't be teed off once you've teed off. (chuckles) That was very funny.
Doofenshmirtz: What? Who says that?
Roger: You know. They. Those guys over there.
(He points at two creepy twins standing nearby)
Twins: (in a monotone) You can't be teed off once you've teed off.
Roger: Creepy, huh? I've been trying to ditch those guys all day.

[Irishmile]

Roy Batty's death scene is full of win....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTzA_xesrL8

[mysterybowler]

Originally Posted by Irishmile

Roy Batty's death scene is full of win....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTzA_xesrL8

I haven't watched Bladerunner in an age. I think I only have it on VHS though.

Anyway, here's one of my favs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KS2khYJZKwA

[Nimeni]

This still makes me giggle like a love-struck school girl.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB2GboGOuTI

[The Highway]

This entire ad is full of great lines!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vAfXNzXueE

My favorite bits are:

"Tomahawk Chop!"

and

"If you don't like our prices, I'll punch a puppy and kick a kitten just for you!"

[Irishmile]

LOL that's going on facebook

[Rather Dashing]

Moral Orel: Sacrifice Rant

[Remolay]

You fool! You gave cheese to a lactose intolerant volcano god.

And of course my little gem "I had a Woody once." I swear to god we were watching Toy Story at the time

[Comrade Pants]

Even in a book of lies sometimes you find truth. There is indeed a season for all things and now that I see you flesh-to-flesh and blood-to-blood I know I cannot raise my hand against you. But know this, you are my greatest disappointment. Does your master hear me? Atlas! You can kill me, but you will never have my city. My strength is not in steel and fire, that is what the parasites will never understand. A season for all things! A time to live and a time to die, a time to build... and a time to destroy!

Andrew Ryan: [to Jack, as he enters Ryan's sanctuary] The assassin has overcome my final line of defense, and now he plans to murder me. In the end what separates a man from a slave? Money? Power? No, a man chooses, and a slave obeys!
[pause]
Andrew Ryan: You think you have memories. A farm. A family. An airplane. A crash. And then this place. Was their really a family? Did that airplane crash, or, was it hijacked? Forced down, forced down by something less than a man, something bred to sleepwalk through life unless activated by a simple phrase, spoken by their kindly master. Come in.
[Jack enters Ryan's layer]
Andrew Ryan: Stop, would you kindly?
[Jack does]
Andrew Ryan: Would you kindly, powerful phrase. Familiar phrase?
[Cascade of memories of Atlas ordering Jack to perform various tasks with the phrase "Would you kindly"]
Andrew Ryan: Sit, would you kindly? Stand, would you kindly? Run! Stop! Turn. Was a man sent to kill, or a slave?
[Ryan hands Jack a golf club]
Andrew Ryan: KILL!
[Jack smacks Ryan with the club]
Andrew Ryan: A man chooses!
[Jack smacks him again]
Andrew Ryan: A slave obeys!
[Jack smacks him again]
Andrew Ryan: OBEEEEEEY!
[Jack kills Ryan]


And of course, a YouTube link... because I love you all so much.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEjqY3_bCDk

[mysterybowler]

Originally Posted by Nimeni

This still makes me giggle like a love-struck school girl.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB2GboGOuTI

This is Genius

Here is my fav last line of a film.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLW5jzHsW7c

[Alcoremortis]

"This wind coming in, it feels like home. It's comforting and it soothes me. It tastes of freshly spilled blood and the rotting flesh of decaying corpses."
-Hiei, Yu yu Hakusho

[Avistew]

Originally Posted by mysterybowler

This is Genius

Here is my fav last line of a film.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLW5jzHsW7c

I've always loved that ending.

[Scrawffler]

My favourite line from anything ever is from Simon the Sorcerer 2. Spoken by the title character:

"Oh yes? Well, you see that dog poo? That's you, that is. That's your favourite food."


But this line from Family Guy (spoken by Tom Tucker) comes in a very close second:

"I'm sorry, but there's a handsome man in my spoon."

[Nimeni]

(Arrested Development, Michael trying to get info from the British embassy)

Michael: I need to check the records for any British owned building businesses that would have applied for license about 10 years ago.
Clerk: Oh, I'm so sorry! You need a UK passport to check those files. They're for British eyes only.
Michael: Don't I look kind of British?
Clerk: Perhaps if you're willing to lose 20 pounds.
Narrator: The clerk was asking for a bribe, but this was lost on Michael.
Michael: You- you do go right for the jugular.

[JedExodus]

Blackadder: 'Baldrick, in the Amazonian rain forests there are tribes of Indians as yet untouched by civilisation who have developed more convincing Charlie Chaplin impressions than yours.'

[Alcoremortis]

Oh...now we've brought in Blackadder...

Blackadder: "They do say, Mrs Miggins, that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain. They are of course wrong, as you will soon discover when I stick this toasting fork in your head."

[coolsome]

Blackadder: I'm as poor as a church mouse, that's just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese.

[ShaggE]

(Scrubs, a Dr. Cox rant)

"I have a son now, I can't be old. I don't want to be the guy that when he brings his son to play in the park, people turn and stare and say 'Is he the father? Is he the grandfather? Is he the grandfather's grandfather? And why, oh why, is he pushing that traffic cone on the swing while his little boy sits in the mud and cries? Is he taunting the little boy? No, he can't even see the little boy. He's talking to the traffic cone, and oh look, he's actually putting the traffic cone into the minivan and driving away while his little boy still sits in the mud and cries, cries, cries, and the traffic cone sits quietly and watches Finding Nemo on DVD."