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roberttitus · 08/18/2010, 07:52 pm

How the f*** does a Crab have a whale for a daughter?

GinnyN · 08/18/2010, 08:01 pm

Adoption

Elvenmonk · 08/18/2010, 08:52 pm

With sea monkeys.

roberttitus · 08/18/2010, 08:58 pm

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Originally Posted by Elvenmonk

With sea monkeys.

Sir.... If you are not going to be serious, please do not respond.

*Icedhope* · 08/18/2010, 09:13 pm

Genetically it is not possible, also it's spongebob sqaure pants, so the answer is adoption like Ginny said.

Elvenmonk · 08/18/2010, 09:16 pm

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Originally Posted by roberttitus

Sir.... If you are not going to be serious, please do not respond.

I didn't know this was a serious thread. It's just a kids show, don't take it too hard. It's like Ninja Turtles. How'd the Nuclear waste not kill them? Or did they not die from their diet alone?
I bet I also wasn't the only one who saw this as the possibility of a joke thread.

Fealiks · 08/18/2010, 09:37 pm

Actually, this is more common that you think. The specimen you see on the right is not, in fact, a Whale, but a crab with Lookinglikeawhaleitis, a common skin rash found in tropical crabs which causes them to look like small Whales. Hope this helps.

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Originally Posted by Elvenmonk

I didn't know this was a serious thread. It's just a kids show, don't take it too hard. It's like Ninja Turtles. How'd the Nuclear waste not kill them? Or did they not die from their diet alone?
I bet I also wasn't the only one who saw this as the possibility of a joke thread.

I think he was joking

Elvenmonk · 08/18/2010, 09:42 pm

It's hard to tell with him, honestly. Every post of his I've seen always winds up as an attack after a while.

roberttitus · 08/18/2010, 10:01 pm

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Originally Posted by Elvenmonk

It's hard to tell with him, honestly. Every post of his I've seen always winds up as an attack after a while.

Slandering a person's character is the worst form of a personal attack there is... you may want to keep that in mind next time you accuse somebody of doing nothing but attacking everybody else.

On a side note... Learn to take a joke for f*** sake

Elvenmonk · 08/18/2010, 10:03 pm

I was saying it's hard to understand with you. I didn't mean any offense by it. Sorry if I did.

roberttitus · 08/18/2010, 10:05 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fealiks

Actually, this is more common that you think. The specimen you see on the right is not, in fact, a Whale, but a crab with Lookinglikeawhaleitis, a common skin rash found in tropical crabs which causes them to look like small Whales. Hope this helps.

Holy crap man! How could I be so blind?

roberttitus · 08/18/2010, 10:06 pm

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Originally Posted by Elvenmonk

I was saying it's hard to understand with you. I didn't mean any offense by it. Sorry if I did.

S'alright I suppose

Chyron8472 · 08/18/2010, 10:51 pm

I agree that it's just a kid's show so just run with it... and Robert, that it is also difficult to determine if you were really being serious, since past experience has shown you to be a bit touchy about things.

Try to be more obvious that you're joking next time when you tell someone to gtfo.

roberttitus · 08/19/2010, 12:12 am

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Originally Posted by Chyron8472

I agree that it's just a kid's show so just run with it... and Robert, that it is also difficult to determine if you were really being serious, since past experience has shown you to be a bit touchy about things.

Try to be more obvious that you're joking next time when you tell someone to gtfo.

Its about a f***ing cartoon.... anybody who has even a trace amount of sarcasm within them should automatically know that I wasn't serious.

I assure that the last thing I'm going to be touchy abou is a friggin' cartoon. Only time I go off is when I feel I or someone close to me is being disrespected

jp-30 · 08/19/2010, 12:27 am

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Originally Posted by GinnyN

Adoption

Win.

The (most of) rest of you... [facepalm]

Hayden · 08/19/2010, 01:05 am

Well, at first glance, I thought it looked like a hammer with eyes, hair, and clothing... I don't know if this sheds any light on the question.

JedExodus · 08/19/2010, 06:38 am

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Originally Posted by roberttitus

That is one sexy question mark that Krabs is tapping

GinnyN · 08/19/2010, 06:54 am

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Originally Posted by jp-30

Win.

To be fair, I always believed Mr. Krabs married Pearl's Mom (And then adopted her) but her Mom dissapeared for some reason.

Elvenmonk · 08/19/2010, 07:29 am

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Originally Posted by GinnyN

To be fair, I always believed Mr. Krabs married Pearl's Mom (And then adopted her) but her Mom dissapeared for some reason.

Could always wiki it, and if you're wrong make your self right.

Fealiks · 08/19/2010, 07:41 am

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Originally Posted by GinnyN

To be fair, I always believed Mr. Krabs married Pearl's Mom (And then adopted her) but her Mom dissapeared for some reason.

Ginny knows the canonical reason! /thread.

08/18/2010, 07:52 pm	#1
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Icedhope 007 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: IL Posts: 3,292	Genetically it is not possible, also it's spongebob sqaure pants, so the answer is adoption like Ginny said. __________________ Good things come to those who wait, bad things come to those who hate, girlfriends come to those who date, children come to those who mate. ~ Haggis "My opinons are my own and reflect myself and not TTG also I don't work for them...they just gave me mod powers." "Requiescat in pace my father and nephew" Now Playing: ~~MGS3~~ - ~~Portable Ops~~ - Peace Walker - Metal Gear - Solid Snake - Metal Gear Solid - MGS2 - MGS4

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Elvenmonk Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Arlington,TX Posts: 976	With sea monkeys.

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Elvenmonk Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Arlington,TX Posts: 976	It's hard to tell with him, honestly. Every post of his I've seen always winds up as an attack after a while.

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Elvenmonk Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Arlington,TX Posts: 976	I was saying it's hard to understand with you. I didn't mean any offense by it. Sorry if I did.

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