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09/19/2010, 06:39 am
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Max: Okay, I've been meaning to ask: Does everyone here have a sidekick? All I've been thinking about since I left New york has been "What's Sam up to."
(Cut to Sam, in a close-up) Sam: I wonder what Max is up to. (Zoom out. Sam is defending himself from ninja cats) BACK, foul beasts! BACK, I say! (Back to table) Strong Bad: You're not the only one, man. I hope Homestar's okay. (Cut to Homestar. He is tied up above a tank of water.) Homestar: Strong Bad? Little Help? I'm still trying to get out of this Houdini-ma-tron. Stro' Bro'? (Back to table) Heavy: Ah, How I long to be back at Gravelpit killing the tiny Blu baby men. I wonder how The Team is doing without me. (Cut to Gravelpit.) Robo-Heavy: I am Heavy Weapons Guy. This is my weapon. Scout: You're right, hardhat. It DOES sound like the real thing. Engineer: I thought so. It better work, though. We've got Company! (Bullets shoot at the team.) (Cut Back to table) Tycho: I'm worried about Gabe. Who knows what kind of wierd stuff he does when I'm not there. (Cut to Gabe) Gabe: Looks like the coast is clear. (Takes copy of Metroid Other M and puts it in his pants.) Mmmmmm... (Cut back to table) Max: Eh, they probably just wait for us to get back. Strong Bad: Yep. Uh-huh. Heavy: Agreed. Tycho. Yeah. That's it.
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My Personal Theme Song: X-Kid; Green Day Words of Wisdom: Do what I always do: Hold tight and pretend it's a plan. You have my sword, my bow and my deviantArt page. Guess what? I got a Youtube Channel now. Click here to see me ramble on about stuff you don't care about. |
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09/19/2010, 01:36 pm
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(response to bluffing)
Max: In my administration...bluffing is punishable by death. Strong Bad: Whoa. SOMEONE wants to get rid of all their chi-oh wait, I have to call, don't I? Uhhhhh.... Heavy: If you are trying to outsmart me...you will pay. (showing a bad hand) Tycho: See, if we were playing Tenth Edition rules, this hand would have creamed you all. Heavy: Stupid, stupid, STUPID!! Bad cards! Strong Bad: Ahhhhh, take it. Max: Go ahead. Say something smart about it. I dare you. |
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09/20/2010, 03:02 am
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Tycho: So, Max, I suppose you're contractually forbidden for eternity to talk about the cancelled Freelance Police game...
Max: There's an entire chapter where I'm on fire! And yes. Tycho: ...Well played, you magnificent bastard. Tycho (low on cash and either bluffing or actually holding a good hand): Erg... I'd totally bet that sweet watch I once had... but Gabe has it right now and it only transfers ownership via murder. ...Could you please excuse me for a moment? Heavy: I AM TORN! IS CHEATING, BUT IS ALSO KILLING! Max: But if he's not bluffing, it's also winning. Heavy: LITTLE RABBIT IS GOOD AT SOLVING MORAL QUANDARY! STAY IN CHAIR, LITTLE SWEATER MAN! Tycho: Oh, real cool, Max. Max: Thank you. |
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09/22/2010, 04:19 pm
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The smartest moron
Join Date: Aug 2008
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Heavy:HEY BUNNYMAN IS CHEATING HE HAS CARDS HIDDIN
Strong Bad:at least it isnt his mind reading cards Tycho:Where does he keep the extra cards? Max:Thats none of your damn buisness.
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09/22/2010, 04:41 pm
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is best brony
Join Date: Jun 2009
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(Upon Losing):
Heavy: I lose? Waaaaaah! Goodbye, Sasha... Strong Bad: WHAT?!? That was luck! Rotten crappy luck! Sorry, the Cheat. Max: You'll pay for this! Beating the president at poker ought to be illegal! Well, I better go tell Sam to get me that harpoon gun... Tycho: I LOST?!? DAMNIT! *sigh* Oh well. Take good care of Div. I better get back to Seattle. Gabe's not supposed to be alone.
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09/27/2010, 06:27 pm
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Maker of "Isco" cartoons
Join Date: Sep 2010
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Max: Hey heavy.
Heavy: Wat leetle bunneh? Max: As president I promise to trade a huge ammount of "sandviches" in trade of that minigun. Heavy: GOOD IDEA! *I'll think up more soon. |
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09/28/2010, 10:51 am
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09/28/2010, 01:27 pm
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(the tittle of sonic colors gameplay trailer Commentary appers)
(the words pop-up) Jason Griffith/Roger Craig Smith as SONIC THE HEDGEHOG Dennis Bateman as SPY Matt Chapman as STRONGBAD and STRONGSAD Dalton reed as HIMSELF Gary Schwartz as THE HEAVY William Kasten as MAX Jerry Holkins as TYCHO (the injoy appers) Dalton: ok oh wait what did i got agian strongbad: you also got strongbad max: max heavy: heavy's weapon guy tycho: and tycho you kid Dalton: so hey did you heard of sonic colors? strongbad, heavy and max: NO! tycho: i heard of it strongbad: how did you know? tycho: i also check the website at sega.com and- Dalton: you also wacth sonic colors teaser trailer the heavy: *ahem* Dalton: oh yeah, on with the trailer (the trailer apperes and the rattings E logo) strongbad: WHATVRYWHAT Dalton: EVRYONE strongbad: whatever (sega logo apperes) max and tycho: SEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAH Dalton: well unlease is a- Heavy: PAUSE (pause) the heavy: who is Jean Paul Makhlouf? tycho: he's a singer from the CA$H CA$H max: whoa look he's naked dalton: yeah i get it sega made sonic naked beacuse... strongbad: beacuse what? dalton: he's furry so as max heavy: HA WHO'S A LITTLE FURRY MAN strongbad: WOA WOA PAUSE HERE PLEASE (pause) strongbad: WHAT THE CROP WAS THAT max: it looks like skun-ape's enemy's dalton: that whips tycho: What The Fu-- (beep) ck heavy: i could get one of those sonic: if you wanted to- strongbad, heavy, tycho, max and dalton: OMG sonic: what? dalton: SONIC I AM YOUR BIGGIST FAN max: so as mario sonic: you mean that old man yeah we went to oplympics in 2 years and last vancover 2010 tycho: i never seen you there at real life sonic: but i in the game (heavy's point at sonic) heavy: you sonic: me?! heavy: yes yo, you are SPY (sonic turns into a blu spy) spy: YESS but a cou- (??? points at spy) ???: LAZER (??? kill him) spy: (scream) AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! dalton: is tha- real sonic: SONIC IS MY GAME, SPEED IS MY GAME max: yup thats him allrigth strongsad: ITS TRUE YOU KNOW, SO I TELL HIM TO SAY THAT- strongbad: QUITE YOU dalton: so we migth- evrybody: REACH FOR THE STARS TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGTH.............. (lower voice) TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGTH the trailer ends... ________________________________ i hope you could got my back Last edited by pepsiboy3; 09/28/2010 at 01:49 pm. |
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09/28/2010, 02:21 pm
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GROUP OF MISSLE BOMB
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I have no words for.... that. Sonic, Jean Paul Makhlouf, or David Reed(whoever they are) will not be in Poker Night. The Spy, maybe in a cutscene or something, but don't count on it.
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09/28/2010, 02:23 pm
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Join Date: Jun 2009
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Max: (after player has waited one minute to press anything) Are they asleep out there? (to camera) HELLO? YOU'RE PLAYING A GAME! Remember?
Strong Bad: (also to camera) Press a button or something, man, we're not getting any younger! Tycho. (also to Camera) I know where you live, dude. I will come to your house and F*** YOU UP. Heavy: (also to camera) PRESS BUTTON OR HEAVY WILL USE SASHA!
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09/28/2010, 05:00 pm
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Maker of "Isco" cartoons
Join Date: Sep 2010
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Strong Bad (in middle of game): Doodly doodly dooo checkin my e-mail....
Max: Seriously?! We're in the middle of a game here! Heavy: Leetle man don't make me use sasha! Strong Bad: Fine! Jeez... |
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09/28/2010, 05:22 pm
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strong bad: ok guys, let me just check my polish email, its sunday alright?
heacy: fine max: whatever tycho: *snickers* strong bad: dear strong bad, how do u type with BOXING GLOVES ON!?!?!!?!?! FROM TYCHO!?!?!?!?!!? tycho:*breaks out in laughter* *strong bad reaches for sasha* |
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09/28/2010, 05:32 pm
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Maker of "Isco" cartoons
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Strong Bad: Aw crap I forgot to check my e-mail before i left for this tournoment. You guys mind if I check it? Max: Eh, whatever Tycho: Sure. *Laughs* Heavy: YAH. *Strong Bad get his computer and drops it on the table.* Strong Bad: Doodley dodly doo checkin' mah e-mail while playing poker.... Ah! Now lets see here.... Dear Strong Bad, How do you type with boxing gloves on? from Tycho Somewhere USA. *Strong Bad starts to answer in his noram e-mail answering fashion.... Well typo I can type with boxing gloves on because... Waita minute... TYCHO?!? Strong Bad: Oh you you're gonna get it now... Tycho laughs uncontrobly. Max: Here we go again. |
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09/29/2010, 02:38 am
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Join Date: Jun 2009
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Strong Bad: Hey, Max! I got another email that's for you.
Max: Dear Max. Where do you keep your gun. Sincerely, Tycho. Tycho: (Laughs) Max: Hey, Heavy. Mind if I use Sasha for a second?
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09/29/2010, 02:45 am
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after characters lose, they should stay nearby and make fitting comments of what is going on and more.
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09/29/2010, 09:15 pm
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Heydork!Heydork!Heydork!
Join Date: Sep 2010
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Admittedly, this would have to be an end of the game cutscene. And really only if SB wins...
Gabe: Okay, what are you doing? Tycho: I'm writing an angry e-mail regarding a travesty I witnessed last Poker Night. Gabe: An angry email. About poker. He's not gonna read it. Tycho: Oh, he'll have to...he has no choice. ~scenechangescenechangescenechange~ SB: Checkin' my e-mail, like all the bad boys dooooo! "Dear Strong Bad, **** you! I saw you hiding cards in those ****ing gloves of yours last week! Be forewarned, I will have my revenge next week! Sincerely, Tee-cho Braaye?" Listen, TEE-cho, I understand that this e-mail is...kcchhh! Oh, no, my computer is crashing. What will I do. Looks like I'll just have to skip the sbemail this week...Da Cheat! We need to work on our game! Like...poker...game. ~and scene!~ Eh...not the best I've thought of...prolly better as a visual |
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09/30/2010, 03:47 pm
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Location: canada
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a debut trailer (unfinish)
(esrb appers)
esrb voice: rated T TO M (telltale games logo appers) narrator: well all of these other games blow your mind away, well you never seen this togetor (the heavy, tycho, max, and strongbad are walking are the city) (homestar appers) homestar: hi strongbad strongbad: go away you moron homestar: ok but you know that a porker- tycho: whoa whoa wait a minute you say theres a porker night is tomoro night? homestar: yeah well long time ago (flash back at the marzapan's house) (homestar poper pops-up) homestar poper: i was in house reading the newspaper homestar poper: and then is their a porker nigth game thingy (back the the present of the future and the stop noise) max: WHOA WHOA ARE YOU SERISLY homestar: yeah so tycho: where at? homestar: at that telltale ware house strongbad: ok lets do it the heavy: COUNT ME IN (back to the narrator) narrator: this fall, these together is gotta get, THE TELLTALE ALL-STAR (at the gameplays) (back to narrator) narrator: these will blow your mind only six episode (from the creators of SCG4AP, TEAM FORTRESS 2) (and the awards winnings TEXAS HOLD' EM) Narrator: be there at the TELLTALE ALL-STAR (TELLTALE ALL-STAR appers) (fall 2010 appers) (www.telltalegames.com appers) Quote:
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09/30/2010, 03:53 pm
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Join Date: Jun 2009
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Ow ow ow ow owowowowow! It hurts my brain! Kill it with fire!
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09/30/2010, 03:59 pm
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Senior Member
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strong bad: aha, royal flush, give me my winnins suckas!
tycho: wait a minute, what the **** is that yellow thing? the cheat: *the cheat noises, some bleeped out* strong bad: the cheat, quit talkin like a sailor. max: thats more then enough proof for me to see cheating. *takes out luger* heavy: *raises sasha* tycho: *turns fruit ****er on* strong bad: uh oh, things are about to get a whole lot more unfortunate, the cheat! Frappe now! the cheat: *affirmitive the cheat noises and presses button on the blender* *both are gone* heavy: huh max: what the hell? tycho: damn it! oh wait, the moron left his money on the table. *meanwhile at the house of the brothers strong* strong bad: AW CRAPSICLES!!!!! *kicks the cheat into strong sad with the chicken pox* |
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09/30/2010, 06:14 pm
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Heydork!Heydork!Heydork!
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To be honest, if Tycho manages to call someone--anyone--a "chuwero", this game will be worth every penny of my $4.49.
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