I just bought the Earth

[Rather Dashing]

You know what? I want all the oceans. The oceans should be mine. NYC would be nice but I want the seas at my command, or like, most of the oceans of the world. In the open ocean, far from anyone else's border, enforced darwinism would be in effect. If two boats meet in the ocean, they must fight. If they do not, my fleet will intervene by fighting them. Such is the law of the ocean: You must fight for your keep to the bitter end. Also, I get to keep anything that hits the ocean floor after the loser sinks. Them's the rules of the sea.

[Alcoremortis]

Originally Posted by Rather Dashing

If two boats meet in the ocean, they must fight. If they do not, my fleet will intervene by fighting them. Such is the law of the ocean: You must fight for your keep to the bitter end. Also, I get to keep anything that hits the ocean floor after the loser sinks. Them's the rules of the sea.

This makes me wish I had a coastline. Hmmm...


Apenpaap? Can I have a thin segment of land that connects Tibet to the coast? I wish to be able to partake in epic sea battles that may or may not happen.

[skeeter]

Originally Posted by Friar

Maybe.It depends whether you want to relocate Scotland a little bit.

Being King a wales is awesome. I can dictate where Doctor Who gets filmed =)

Hidey ho, neighbourinos!

Originally Posted by Alcoremortis

This makes me wish I had a coastline. Hmmm...


Apenpaap? Can I have a thin segment of land that connects Tibet to the coast? I wish to be able to partake in epic sea battles that may or may not happen.

Oooh sea battles! I'm in! Course, one of my army's is children in inflatable tyre tubes, and the other is mostly sharks and surfers...

[Fealiks]

Originally Posted by apenpaap

You mean your whole country? Are you going to put it on wheels or something?

I guess so. Or maybe we'll just lift the whole island a little bit so that it pulls off from the earth so it can float. Yeah! That sounds awesome. And now my country floats, I can sail it. I'm living the dream.

[Tea]

Can I claim Turkey as the Tea Leaf Empire?

[apenpaap]

Originally Posted by Falanca

You know Istanbul here looks a little too lonely. And I only reached around 17m of my 60m quota.

Hmm. I want Greece (11m), Albania (3m), Bulgaria (8m), Norway (4m), Macedonia(2m), Serbia(7m), Kosovo (2m), and the cities in Turkey in between Greece/Bulgaria border and Istanbul, and Kocaeli too. That might make 5m more.

EDIT: Blasted! Silverwolfpet got some places that I want. Okay, forget my last order (and my sneaky try of getting Norway again). Just give me the whole Turkey. If I fill up my quota just crop some of eastlands.

Turkey has more than 70 million people, so I have to trim quite a bit of it's eastern parts to keep you under 50 million. But the western parts are yours.

Originally Posted by Secret Fawful

If I can't have America, I'll take Egypt.

Egypt has too many people for me to give it to you as a whole. I can give you the northern or the southern part.

Originally Posted by Rather Dashing

Since Tokyo is taken, I want New York City. The name will remain the same but now everyone that lives there is gonna be kicked out unless they provide a service that is relevant to me. Also, we'll get to work on staging giant monster battles right away. I'm not sure what the new Tokyo government's viewpoint on giant monster battles is, but if they are still allowing them then our monsters will be better. Unless you're willing to loan us Godzilla for a bit to do a crossover, in which case you guys are cool with the New York City government. By the way, my borders should contain some waters around Manhattan(possibly an entire ocean?) for aquatic monster battles and ship combat, as well as ships randomly carrying gigantic stores of gold to give the pirate nation something to loot.

You know what? I want all the oceans. The oceans should be mine. NYC would be nice but I want the seas at my command, or like, most of the oceans of the world. In the open ocean, far from anyone else's border, enforced darwinism would be in effect. If two boats meet in the ocean, they must fight. If they do not, my fleet will intervene by fighting them. Such is the law of the ocean: You must fight for your keep to the bitter end. Also, I get to keep anything that hits the ocean floor after the loser sinks. Them's the rules of the sea.

I like moster battles, so you get New York and part of the Atlantic Ocean. Giving you all the oceans would majorly mess up my map, so I won;t do that.

Originally Posted by Alcoremortis

This makes me wish I had a coastline. Hmmm...


Apenpaap? Can I have a thin segment of land that connects Tibet to the coast? I wish to be able to partake in epic sea battles that may or may not happen.

I will add the Yangtze river to your empire.

[apenpaap]

Originally Posted by Tea

Can I claim Turkey as the Tea Leaf Empire?

You were just too late, as I just gave Falanca most of Turkey. Only the eastern bit is unclaimed.

[Rather Dashing]

Originally Posted by apenpaap

I like moster battles, so you get New York and part of the Atlantic Ocean. Giving you all the oceans would majorly mess up my map, so I won;t do that.

Awesome! I just asked for the world's oceans as a bargaining anchor anyway.

As King of New York City, the Atlantic Empire, I hereby decree that parts of the ocean with really cool creatures get bombarded with atomic radiation to create massive sea beasts! This will facilitate monster battles AND make pirate maps finally accurate!

[Alcoremortis]

Originally Posted by apenpaap

I will add the Yangtze river to your empire.

Awesome! I will commence work on my navy crewed by yaks and sherpas immediately!

[Comrade Pants]

Ukraine and European Russia. Gimme.

[jeeno0142]

As the ruler of Coral Sea, I will be obtaining three kraken and two whirlpools. This way my sea will be rather booby trapped for anyone wishing to have a sea battle on it.

I want you to know that I'm not against sea battles, but rather thought it might make it more interesting to watch if you had a few obstacles to contend with.

[Friar]

Given that The peoples republic of wales only has a population of 3m, can I also annex part of Germany? The Walisisch-Deutsche empire shall be glorious! Plus, the two seperate countries are ideally situated to conquer the rest of europe!

[Falanca]

Ah, no fair! I know Turkey, I live in it, at least 10m of the population just lives in the border!

Also, could you make my lands orange colored?

[Ribs]

I would like to formally request the nation of Molossia, please, and to have it be named 'Le France Deux: Electric Boogaloo'

[Blooglspash]

I want Greenland!

[Ribs]

Also, I would like Rwanda as well and to name it 'The Le French Republic of Sweden'

[samandmaxfan]

I'll take planet earth

[Fealiks]

Originally Posted by samandmaxfan

I'll take planet earth

Oh SNAP

[Comrade Pants]

Originally Posted by Comrade Pants

Ukraine and European Russia. Gimme.

Actually, it seems as though Ukraine has been claimed. So give me Russia west of the Ural Mountains as well as Poland and former East Germany. Nao.

[Harald B]

I'd like Monaco, which I intend to use for economic and game-theoretical experimentation, including setting up a european Liar Game. I'll also allow other heads of state to use it as a neutral meeting ground as well as a place where you can wager parts of your country on a game.
As a special incentive, if I get it the treasury will bankroll a free St. Petersburg Lottery draw for apenpaap, which as you know is technically infinitely valuable.