Shia LaBeouf.
The guy could ruin even the greatest work of cinematic genius. His role in Crystal Skull is what makes Indiana Jones 4 unbearable. Everything else is simply classic Indiana Jones, really. Atomic fridge? Yeah, that would work in the original Indy films, because they weren't the serious and gritty action movies that people apparently remember them to be. But they didn't have or require the everyman character that is supposed to give the audience a grounding that allows them to identify with a story, you know, the character that ends up feeling incredibly annoying and unnecessary? And you know they're trying to bill him as "Young Indiana Jones", as a successor, and that just isn't going to fly. Yeah, Shia LaBeouf is starring in big action pictures these days, but he's no Harrison Ford and never could be.
And by the way, aliens work incredibly well with the logic of the series moving ahead 10 years in terms of the schlock fiction upon which they're basing the feel of the film. Aliens work because we've jumped ahead enough that aliens were a major factor in entertainment, specifically the sort of serial entertainment from which Indiana Jones gets its flavor.
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Originally Posted by coolsome
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