As Sam looked at the Statue of Liberty, thinking of retiring after he lost his partner, he hears a familiar sound coming from behind him.
It was the time elevator. The door slid open to reveal Max.
Max: Thank God, you're here, non-senile Sam!
Sam: Future Max? B-but, Present You just died!
Max: Who? Oh, 2010 Me? Nah, after I turned back into my irresistibly adorable self, I hopped into the Time Elevator just in time!
Sam: But what's the Time Elevator doing on Skunkape's ship?!
Max: Uh, hello? It was birthday? Some friend you are.
Sam: Oh, uh, right...
Max: However! Someone needs to ride the Time-Elevator to 2010 Me first before any of this will make sense! Unfortunately, this one can only make one more trip, so we need to find a new one in... THE FUTURE!!
Sam: Wow! How far in the future?
Max: March 2011. They're having a big Time Elevator sale down at the mall.
Sam: Oh, okay, but don't we need to find a birthday card of someone whose birthday is in March?
Max: Birthday cards? Where we're going, we don't need Birthday Cards!
Sam: ...
Max: We have Facebook, now.
Sam: Oh, right.
Then they went into the elevator, and disappear.
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My Friend: You know, if only Bruce Wayne was bit by a radioactive psychiatrist rather than a bat, Gotham wouldn't even need Arkham Asylum.
Me: Haha, yeah. That's true.
*Minutes Later*
Me: Wait, Bruce Wayne was never bit by a radioactive anything.
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