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*Silverwolfpet* · 10/24/2010, 04:59 am

Hello there fellow fans!

(see what I did there? Eh? Ehhh? No? Nevermind)

From now on I shall organize this world-wide-known contest-thingy!
So, yeah... awesome. I'm awesome. Thank you.

And the winners are!! *drum roll*

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hayden

Guybrush: "But the bridge looks fi-..."
Troll: "Just shutup and do what the sign says!"
Guybrush: "*Gulp*, yes mam."
Troll: "..."

Quote:

Originally Posted by Polychrome

Winslow: Betcha can't hit that shark!

Guybrush: You're on!

Honorable mention:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarendor

Graham: May I help you, my good man?
Troll: None shall PAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

CONGRATULATIONS! The winners get a brand...new... Cantlookaway!!

Here is the Cantlookaway!

Fascinating... erm, so,

The Hall of Fame:
Hayden x8 + 1 Glory Everlasting!
Secret Fawful x4
puzzlebox x4
Friar x4
SilverWolfPet x4 (oh look, it's me! I'm awesome today!)
StarEye x3 + 1 Glory Everlasting!
hplikelike x3
Edward VanHelgen x3
Thriftweed Fancy Pants x2
Jen Kollic x2
prizna x2
FitzoliverJ x2
GuruGuru214 x2
Polychrome x1
skitty85 x1
TomPravetz x1
Trenchfoot x1
MaxFan x1
Nosehair x1
CaptnDan x1
Hassat Hunter x1
Dadel x1
Some Manner Of... x1
Monkeybutton x1
Sailorcuteness x1
MonkeyMania x1
tabstis x1

(I should organize this alphabetically for next time)

Ooookay, and now, the new picture thingies! Muahahaha!

(didn't expect that, did you?

)

Ready, get set, GO!

coolsome · 10/24/2010, 05:03 am

Safe clean drinking water my A..ARRRG!

Hmm and you say you dreamed you where being chased by a pirate in a theme park.

Edward VanHelgen · 10/24/2010, 05:23 am

I lost me bucket.

Kauff: So what do we do now? We don't know where we are, we don't know how to get out of here, and we're STUCK! STUCK I TELL YA! AHAHAHA... OHH, LOOK AT US, WE'RE SOOOOO STUCK! *makes crazy faces STUCK STUCK STUCK... and that's all because of YOUR stupidity that we got here in the first place!

Gustav: Calm down, my dear friend. Gustav knows what needs to be done. I've heard that you just need to use things on other things.

Kauff: Oh great. *use* FIST on GUSTAV

Teeth · 10/24/2010, 05:56 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silverwolfpet

"Mwahahahaha! I have successfully stolen Abe Lincoln's hat!"

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silverwolfpet

"We're not even from Monkey Island!"

Hayden · 10/24/2010, 06:37 am

Gustav: "I think I may have smoked this pipe a little too much today."
Kauff: "What makes you think that?"
Gustav: "Let me put it this way, take a look at the sky."
Kauff: "Yes? What about it?"
Gustav: "Those aren't clouds..."
Kauff: "Oh"

FitzoliverJ · 10/24/2010, 09:02 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silverwolfpet

LeChuck (shrugging): I don't understand. How can this be a caption contest if the second picture's already got a caption?!

Trenchfoot · 10/24/2010, 09:08 am

Voice: Help me, help me! I fell into the well!

LeChuck: What's your name, boy?

Voice: My name is Timmy O'Toole.

LeChuck: Where are your parents?

Voice: I don't have any family. I tried to go to Pirate School but Miss Rivers rejected me because of my damaged clothes!

LeChuck: That bitch!

(From behind of LeChuck, Guybrush laughes while he holds his microphone)

Kauff: Why are you looking me so closely?

Gustav: Because we are not in 3D! Our graphics are not detailed and we do not look photorealistic!!! ARRRGGHHH!

Kauff: You sure look really peaceful for saying all that.

Gustav: Thanks, I've been practiting.

Kauff: Aha...

Sarendor · 10/24/2010, 11:55 am

LeChuck: Madre de Dios! Es el Pollo Diablo!
Guybrush: Sí! He dejado en libertad los prisioneros y ahora vengo por ti!
Lechuck: Well, yer not taking me without a fight!

(The main idea is the first sentence, which fits LeChuck's expression quite well.)

Oh, and any similarities to this are coincidental.

Sarendor · 10/24/2010, 12:14 pm

[Look at Gustav]
Kauff: It's an ugly, stupid man wearing a wig.
[Push Gustav]
Kauff: I can't move it.
[Pull Gustav]
Kauff: I can't move it.
[Pick up staple remover]
[Use staple remover on Gustav]

Gman5852 · 10/24/2010, 01:18 pm

Not even Lechuck knows how this is possible

Edward VanHelgen · 10/24/2010, 01:25 pm

Kauff: So, is it sunflower or wheat that you're smoking?

Gustav: ...

Kauff: Oh, no... You're joking, right? Where on Earth did you find it here?!

Gustav: It's right beside you.

Hayden · 10/24/2010, 11:35 pm

LeChuck: "Wait... am I on Spoon Isle, or Flotsam?"

*GuruGuru214* · 10/25/2010, 12:42 am

I finally find the Cursed Wishing Well of Greenbeard the Seasick, and here I be without a single piece of eight to be tossin' in. Looks like I'll have ta be tryin' that thing with the 13 monkeys after all.

TomPravetz · 10/25/2010, 03:33 pm

Remolay · 10/25/2010, 06:20 pm

Kauff: So you say you have an idea for a game involving pirates, ghosts, voodoo, and an island of monkeys?
Gustav: yes
Kauff: It will never catch on.

dumpling321 · 10/25/2010, 08:19 pm

Kauff: so you've kidnapped me, forced me to say blatent lies, and killed bunches of innocent monkeys... what are you going to do next? team up with dumpling321?
Gustav: wait... how'd you kn... er I mean thats rediculous, that would never happen... uhmmm... LOOK BEHIND YOU A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!
Kauff: *looks around*
Gustav: *runs away*
Kauff: *shakes fist* GUSTAVVVVVV!!!!

Sarendor · 10/28/2010, 12:29 pm

Guybrush: Muahahaha! This is your end, LeChuck!
(Presses button.)
LeChuck: What's happening?!

(Apologies for Lechuck's poorly modified hat and lack of feet.)

FitzoliverJ · 10/28/2010, 10:50 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarendor

This is why children shouldn't be allowed to play with Porcelain Power Pirates. They just start trying to stick them up their nose and things

Edward VanHelgen · 10/29/2010, 06:04 am

Cantatus · 10/29/2010, 12:56 pm

Little known fact: After repeatedly throwing Timmy into wells, LeChuck was eventually replaced by Lassie so the television show would finally be approved by censors.

10/24/2010, 05:03 am	#2
coolsome Sam D Coolsome Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: England Posts: 5,953	Safe clean drinking water my A..ARRRG! Hmm and you say you dreamed you where being chased by a pirate in a theme park. __________________

10/24/2010, 05:23 am	#3
Edward VanHelgen Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: plunder island Posts: 417	I lost me bucket. Kauff: So what do we do now? We don't know where we are, we don't know how to get out of here, and we're STUCK! STUCK I TELL YA! AHAHAHA... OHH, LOOK AT US, WE'RE SOOOOO STUCK! makes crazy faces STUCK STUCK STUCK... and that's all because of YOUR stupidity that we got here in the first place! Gustav: Calm down, my dear friend. Gustav knows what needs to be done. I've heard that you just need to use things on other things. Kauff: Oh great. use* FIST on GUSTAV Last edited by Edward VanHelgen; 10/24/2010 at 06:04 am.

10/24/2010, 06:37 am	#5
Hayden ...is procrastinating Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Australia Posts: 3,485	Gustav: "I think I may have smoked this pipe a little too much today." Kauff: "What makes you think that?" Gustav: "Let me put it this way, take a look at the sky." Kauff: "Yes? What about it?" Gustav: "Those aren't clouds..." Kauff: "Oh" __________________ Read that instead ^.

10/24/2010, 09:08 am	#7
Trenchfoot Watching you... Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Argentina Posts: 712	Voice: Help me, help me! I fell into the well! LeChuck: What's your name, boy? Voice: My name is Timmy O'Toole. LeChuck: Where are your parents? Voice: I don't have any family. I tried to go to Pirate School but Miss Rivers rejected me because of my damaged clothes! LeChuck: That bitch! (From behind of LeChuck, Guybrush laughes while he holds his microphone) Kauff: Why are you looking me so closely? Gustav: Because we are not in 3D! Our graphics are not detailed and we do not look photorealistic!!! ARRRGGHHH! Kauff: You sure look really peaceful for saying all that. Gustav: Thanks, I've been practiting. Kauff: Aha... __________________ Tales of Monkey Island: The Unofficial Soundtrack Professional Pirate - Max: The King of Broadway - The Plagues of Monkey Island

10/24/2010, 11:55 am	#8
Sarendor Yokel Join Date: May 2009 Location: Israel Posts: 165	LeChuck: Madre de Dios! Es el Pollo Diablo! Guybrush: Sí! He dejado en libertad los prisioneros y ahora vengo por ti! Lechuck: Well, yer not taking me without a fight! (The main idea is the first sentence, which fits LeChuck's expression quite well.) Oh, and any similarities to this are coincidental. __________________ Help keeping the Bone series alive by signing the petiton for Bone 3. Doo McAdoo! (The hidden people almost took control of the address.) Favourite Role Playing Characters Thread Last edited by Sarendor; 10/24/2010 at 12:08 pm.

10/24/2010, 12:14 pm	#9
Sarendor Yokel Join Date: May 2009 Location: Israel Posts: 165	[Look at Gustav] Kauff: It's an ugly, stupid man wearing a wig. [Push Gustav] Kauff: I can't move it. [Pull Gustav] Kauff: I can't move it. [Pick up staple remover] [Use staple remover on Gustav] __________________ Help keeping the Bone series alive by signing the petiton for Bone 3. Doo McAdoo! (The hidden people almost took control of the address.) Favourite Role Playing Characters Thread

10/24/2010, 01:18 pm	#10
Gman5852 The smartest moron Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: under your couch Posts: 5,891	Not even Lechuck knows how this is possible __________________ Sign up for Tribes:Ascend, its free FOR THE NEWBIES: Blue names=normal member Grey names=community mod(As in, NOT a Telltale employee, they just keep the peace here, that's it.) Red names=actual telltale employees.

10/24/2010, 01:25 pm	#11
Edward VanHelgen Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: plunder island Posts: 417	Kauff: So, is it sunflower or wheat that you're smoking? Gustav: ... Kauff: Oh, no... You're joking, right? Where on Earth did you find it here?! Gustav: It's right beside you. Last edited by Edward VanHelgen; 10/24/2010 at 01:30 pm.

10/24/2010, 11:35 pm	#12
Hayden ...is procrastinating Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Australia Posts: 3,485	LeChuck: "Wait... am I on Spoon Isle, or Flotsam?" __________________ Read that instead ^.

10/25/2010, 12:42 am	#13
GuruGuru214 Crazy Windmill Mod Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Kakariko Windmill Windmill Status: Going Around Posts: 6,350	I finally find the Cursed Wishing Well of Greenbeard the Seasick, and here I be without a single piece of eight to be tossin' in. Looks like I'll have ta be tryin' that thing with the 13 monkeys after all.

10/25/2010, 03:33 pm	#14
TomPravetz Misc. Organs/Limbs/Etc... Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Here and there Rank: God Posts: 2,369	__________________ Join the Suro revolution \|Win the war of Majasuroshia\| Fight the Oppressors

10/25/2010, 06:20 pm	#15
Remolay Does not compute Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Planet Earth(Sol 3) Status: My head asplode Posts: 1,987	Kauff: So you say you have an idea for a game involving pirates, ghosts, voodoo, and an island of monkeys? Gustav: yes Kauff: It will never catch on. __________________ It's Gallifreyan, it doesn't translate Crap I do: Homestar WUW Twitter YouTube Fanfiction.net It says Remolay

10/25/2010, 08:19 pm	#16
dumpling321 stalker-zombie Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: USA Posts: 455	Kauff: so you've kidnapped me, forced me to say blatent lies, and killed bunches of innocent monkeys... what are you going to do next? team up with dumpling321? Gustav: wait... how'd you kn... er I mean thats rediculous, that would never happen... uhmmm... LOOK BEHIND YOU A THREE HEADED MONKEY!! Kauff: looks around Gustav: runs away Kauff: shakes fist GUSTAVVVVVV!!!! __________________ you know when you are in the ocean and you hit a warm pocket of water?... that's where the mermaids just peed

10/28/2010, 12:29 pm	#17
Sarendor Yokel Join Date: May 2009 Location: Israel Posts: 165	Guybrush: Muahahaha! This is your end, LeChuck! (Presses button.) LeChuck: What's happening?! (Apologies for Lechuck's poorly modified hat and lack of feet.) __________________ Help keeping the Bone series alive by signing the petiton for Bone 3. Doo McAdoo! (The hidden people almost took control of the address.) Favourite Role Playing Characters Thread Last edited by Sarendor; 10/28/2010 at 12:33 pm.

10/29/2010, 06:04 am	#19
Edward VanHelgen Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: plunder island Posts: 417

10/29/2010, 12:56 pm	#20
Cantatus Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 26	Little known fact: After repeatedly throwing Timmy into wells, LeChuck was eventually replaced by Lassie so the television show would finally be approved by censors.

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