Same old rabbit and dog, every single episode... can't they come up with some original protagonists? I'd like to see a mountain lion pair up with a canary to solve crime. No, no, not to solve crime, to sell cotton candy. In a laundromat. In exchange for cardboard boxes. With holes in 'em. Swordfish-shaped holes. And those boxes would be made by kids who live on the streets, but on Pluto. The kids would be radiant green, and they would send a flying toaster to Earth to tell Jimmy and Johnny (the mountain lion and the canary) that they set them an ultimatum: give them 10 candy-canes from the sweet mines on Jupiter that are run by deranged circus clowns or face total annihilation. Then the mountain lion eats the canary and teams up with the kids from Pluto, wreaking havoc upon the Earth. Also, this should be a strategy game with first-person shooter elements and a Japanese RPG combat system.
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