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pepsiboy3 · 01/01/2011, 04:10 pm

Never heard of it? click here
and i don't know how to read the info is made japan languange, BLAH BLAH BLAH

heres the poker night thingys updates from sonic the hedgehog in 2011:

1. iron curtain v2.0 (in shadow the hedgehog) 重い：私のクールな武器は....です...影({translate} the heavy: my cool weapon....is for...shadow)

2. max toys from sam and max season 3 (in sonic adventure 1, dx, 2, and 2 battle) マックスは：ボブスおもちゃチャオと尾です ({translate} Max: the bobs toys is for chao and tails)

3. videlectrix Sega tapes (on sonic classic collections) 悪い強い：私のセガテープはBEAT私のスコアをお持ちのDSいます ({translate} Strong Bad: my sega tapes is on your ds to BEAT MY SCORE!!!)

4. 9000 fruit fucker AKA: 9000 fruit bleeeper (on tails adventure {available at sonic mega collection oringinal and plus}) ティコ：彼の冒険に** Kは尾です9000果実Fは、その後、私の毛皮はラキスタノキワミ{ピロから叩か} ({translate} tycho: the 9000 fruit F**K is for tails in his adventure then my fur- {flamed from pyro} AHHHH)

thats all wait wait i know you gonna hated but that doesn't mean your head SPLODE, happy new year everyone.

Falanca · 01/01/2011, 04:21 pm

NO.

Gman5852 · 01/01/2011, 04:40 pm

Yeah these suck.

Smooth Jazz · 01/01/2011, 04:49 pm

Am I the only person that couldn't understand a word he said? I knew our education system was bad but seriously, this is ridiculous.

Falanca · 01/01/2011, 04:50 pm

I don't really want to believe he's from Canada.

RAnthonyMahan · 01/01/2011, 05:35 pm

Hey, pepsiboy's back! For a while I thought these boards had become disappointingly troll-free again.

StrongBrush1 · 01/01/2011, 05:41 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smooth Jazz

Am I the only person that couldn't understand a word he said? I knew our education was bad but seriously, this is ridiculous.

You're not the only person, dude.

I thought I got rid of that troll last month!

So, did my little computer trick work?

plrichard · 01/01/2011, 07:47 pm

...what?

1nky · 01/01/2011, 09:30 pm

I think he reverse-translated. Converted whatever he wanted to say to hirigana. Even someone who could read and speak Japanese wouldn't understand this post.

furrykef · 01/02/2011, 02:59 am

Ahahahahaha. That "Japanese" is hilarious.

Gman5852 · 01/02/2011, 04:39 am

I just noticed through using 12 advanced translators that he said shadow would get the iron curtain.
NO. Shadow has only used guns once and sega is hopefully never doing that again.

1nky · 01/02/2011, 06:56 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gman5852

I just noticed through using 12 advanced translators that he said shadow would get the iron curtain.
NO. Shadow has only used guns once and sega is hopefully never doing that again.

Ah yes, the dreaded gun...

But Shadow hasn't really been around for a while, come to think of it.

Gman5852 · 01/02/2011, 07:04 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by pepsiboy3

1. iron curtain v2.0 (in shadow the hedgehog) 重い：私のクールな武器は....です...影({translate} the heavy: my cool weapon....is for...shadow)Actual translation=Heavy Weapon: This is cool .... my shadow ...

2. max toys from sam and max season 3 (in sonic adventure 1, dx, 2, and 2 battle) マックスは：ボブスおもちゃチャオと尾です ({translate} Max: the bobs toys is for chao and tails)actual translation=Max: This is Bob's toys and tails chao

3. videlectrix Sega tapes (on sonic classic collections) 悪い強い：私のセガテープはBEAT私のスコアをお持ちのDSいます ({translate} Strong Bad: my sega tapes is on your ds to BEAT MY SCORE!!!)Actual translation=You have a score on my DS

4. 9000 fruit fucker AKA: 9000 fruit bleeeper (on tails adventure {available at sonic mega collection oringinal and plus}) ティコ：彼の冒険に** Kは尾です9000果実Fは、その後、私の毛皮はラキスタノキワミ{ピロから叩か} ({translate} tycho: the 9000 fruit F**K is for tails in his adventure then my fur- {flamed from pyro} AHHHH)Actual translation=Tycho: The Adventure 9000 is the fruit of his tail F ** K is then tapped from the fur of my pillow} {Rakisutanokiwami

I gave the actual translations for the japanese text.
My favorite is how badly he translated tycho.

furrykef · 01/02/2011, 03:51 pm

Your "actual translations" don't highlight how utterly ungrammatical the sentences are, though

koiboi59 · 01/03/2011, 12:34 pm

"Sam, what language is he speaking?"

Seriously, just why?

Gman5852 · 01/03/2011, 05:02 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by furrykef

Your "actual translations" don't highlight how utterly ungrammatical the sentences are, though

I just translated, any more and you gotta pay me.

I also think the tycho translation speaks for itself.

OttersPod · 01/03/2011, 05:53 pm

Adventure 9000? Sign me up, Tycho.

doggans · 01/04/2011, 03:58 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1nky

Even someone who could read and speak Japanese wouldn't understand this post.

In pepsiboy's defense, he's not a Japan, France, or Somthing.

The Gentleman · 01/04/2011, 06:57 am

I never gave you permission to use my Poker Night icon as an avatar.

allaboardfilms · 01/04/2011, 10:16 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by pepsiboy3

and i don't know how to read the info is made japan languange, BLAH BLAH BLAH

....

4. 9000 fruit fucker AKA: 9000 fruit bleeeper (on tails adventure {available at sonic mega collection oringinal and plus}) ティコ：彼の冒険に** Kは尾です9000果実Fは、その後、私の毛皮はラキスタノキワミ{ピロから叩か} ({translate} tycho: the 9000 fruit F**K is for tails in his adventure then my fur- {flamed from pyro} AHHHH)

thats all wait wait i know you gonna hated but that doesn't mean your head SPLODE, happy new year everyone.

Well, you're obviously very handy with a translator, so.....

What on God's green earth is a Fruit F***er? An "oringinal" invention of yours?

Well, if our heads didn't "SPLODE" from hating this, they certainly will from your awful grammar and shoddy attempts at getting around copyright. Happy New Year to you too, pepsiboy. Happy New Year indeed.

01/01/2011, 04:10 pm	#1
pepsiboy3 Banned Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: canada Posts: 216	updates in 2011 (sonic 20th birthday version) Never heard of it? click here and i don't know how to read the info is made japan languange, BLAH BLAH BLAH heres the poker night thingys updates from sonic the hedgehog in 2011: 1. iron curtain v2.0 (in shadow the hedgehog) 重い：私のクールな武器は....です...影({translate} the heavy: my cool weapon....is for...shadow) 2. max toys from sam and max season 3 (in sonic adventure 1, dx, 2, and 2 battle) マックスは：ボブスおもちゃチャオと尾です ({translate} Max: the bobs toys is for chao and tails) 3. videlectrix Sega tapes (on sonic classic collections) 悪い強い：私のセガテープはBEAT私のスコアをお持ちのDSいます ({translate} Strong Bad: my sega tapes is on your ds to BEAT MY SCORE!!!) 4. 9000 fruit fucker AKA: 9000 fruit bleeeper (on tails adventure {available at sonic mega collection oringinal and plus}) ティコ：彼の冒険に Kは尾です9000果実Fは、その後、私の毛皮はラキスタノキワミ{ピロから叩か} ({translate} tycho: the 9000 fruit FK is for tails in his adventure then my fur- {flamed from pyro} AHHHH) thats all wait wait i know you gonna hated but that doesn't mean your head SPLODE, happy new year everyone.

01/01/2011, 04:40 pm	#3
Gman5852 The smartest moron Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: under your couch Posts: 5,959	Yeah these suck. __________________ Sign up for Tribes:Ascend, its free FOR THE NEWBIES: Blue names=normal member Grey names=community mod(As in, NOT a Telltale employee, they just keep the peace here, that's it.) Red names=actual telltale employees.

01/01/2011, 04:49 pm	#4
Smooth Jazz Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 7	Am I the only person that couldn't understand a word he said? I knew our education system was bad but seriously, this is ridiculous. Last edited by Smooth Jazz; 01/03/2011 at 03:26 pm.

01/01/2011, 05:35 pm	#6
RAnthonyMahan Hyperkinetic Humany Thing Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 1,625	Hey, pepsiboy's back! For a while I thought these boards had become disappointingly troll-free again. __________________ None of your damn business, Sam. My new book! My old book! My writing blog!

01/01/2011, 07:47 pm	#8
plrichard Wanna-Be Pirate Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Alabama Posts: 597	...what? __________________ Using staple removers on tremendous dangerous-looking yaks since the 90's.

01/01/2011, 04:21 pm	#2
Falanca Hasn't Played TWDG Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 3,239	NO.

01/01/2011, 04:50 pm	#5
Falanca Hasn't Played TWDG Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 3,239	I don't really want to believe he's from Canada.

01/01/2011, 09:30 pm	#9
1nky Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: I come from a land down unda. Posts: 181	I think he reverse-translated. Converted whatever he wanted to say to hirigana. Even someone who could read and speak Japanese wouldn't understand this post.

01/02/2011, 02:59 am	#10
furrykef Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 253	Ahahahahaha. That "Japanese" is hilarious.

01/02/2011, 04:39 am	#11
Gman5852 The smartest moron Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: under your couch Posts: 5,959	I just noticed through using 12 advanced translators that he said shadow would get the iron curtain. NO. Shadow has only used guns once and sega is hopefully never doing that again. __________________ Sign up for Tribes:Ascend, its free FOR THE NEWBIES: Blue names=normal member Grey names=community mod(As in, NOT a Telltale employee, they just keep the peace here, that's it.) Red names=actual telltale employees.

01/02/2011, 03:51 pm	#14
furrykef Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 253	Your "actual translations" don't highlight how utterly ungrammatical the sentences are, though

01/03/2011, 12:34 pm	#15
koiboi59 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 324	"Sam, what language is he speaking?" Seriously, just why?

01/03/2011, 05:53 pm	#17
OttersPod Heydork!Heydork!Heydork! Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 104	Adventure 9000? Sign me up, Tycho. __________________ No! No, no! This is like hypothermia. If you fall asleep, you die!

01/04/2011, 06:57 am	#19
The Gentleman My Opinions Are Wrong Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: UK Posts: 925	I never gave you permission to use my Poker Night icon as an avatar.

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