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Random Variable · 03/08/2007, 09:22 am

It goes by too fast to write it down word for word.

The first time I heard it a few days ago I literally fell out of my chair.

jp-30 · 03/08/2007, 10:40 am

Can you put on subtitles and screencap the words?

ChazFox · 03/08/2007, 12:08 pm

Which episode was this? We need details, man!

just kidding, but it most certainly would be a great help if we could figure out the episode you were on when you heard it.

Badwolf · 03/08/2007, 12:40 pm

Episode 4. Probably among the funniest parts of the episode, imo.

ChazFox · 03/08/2007, 12:44 pm

Oh, I'm in luck! I'm on episode 4 just now

I'll probably come across it eventually

Also: was it anywhere near as funny as Finding leonard stuffed in the closet? I laughed my ass off when I saw that.

jp-30 · 03/08/2007, 01:01 pm

The game has many many points that are funnier than Leonard in the closet.

Random Variable · 03/08/2007, 01:39 pm

It's in episode 4 when Max is debating Lincoln. The fact that certain words are censored makes it even more hilarious.

numble · 03/08/2007, 01:42 pm

Spoiler tag, spoiler tag!

*Hero1* · 03/08/2007, 03:34 pm

Yeah umm Max's joke was 90% censored out hahahaha

tabacco · 03/08/2007, 10:10 pm

Has anyone actually looked up what a candiru fish is?

Narwaffle · 03/08/2007, 10:27 pm

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Originally Posted by tabacco

Has anyone actually looked up what a candiru fish is?

Is that a Venture Bros reference I spy?

tabacco · 03/08/2007, 10:38 pm

Heh... I don't think so, although I do enjoy the venture brothers

It is a real fish, though, unfortunately.

jp-30 · 03/08/2007, 11:04 pm

I just found its wiki page and....

OMFG!

doom saber · 03/08/2007, 11:30 pm

isnt that the one that goes into your pee hole? remember that on one of those films made by the Rock

Random Variable · 03/09/2007, 06:39 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by jp-30

I just found its wiki page and....

OMFG!

Now load a saved game and listen to Max's joke. Just make sure you aren't drinking coffee.

Harald B · 03/09/2007, 06:58 am

Just took four screenshots. Enjoy:

Quote:

It seems Chester A. Arthur and the pope were kayaking down the amazon one day. Suddenly a tiny candiru fish swims up the pope's *censored* and lodges itself in his *censored*. Arthur grabs the pope's *censored* pliers and *censored* swelled up like a melon. And the pope says, "Thanks! Last time that happened, McKinley wanted to *censored*!"

marsan · 03/09/2007, 06:59 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by jp-30

I just found its wiki page and....

OMFG!

Another good reason not to swim in the nude

Random Variable · 03/09/2007, 08:28 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harald B

Just took four screenshots. Enjoy:

Thanks!

Derwin · 03/09/2007, 08:31 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by marsan

Another good reason not to swim in the nude

And an even better reason not to pee in the pool... I am going to tell every little kid I know that there is a Candiru fish in every swimming pool!

I wish I had a good enough imagination to fill in all of the censored words

LuigiHann · 03/09/2007, 09:57 am

This reminds me of one aspect in which this episode is 100% better than Sam & Max Hit the Road:
The "bleep" censor noise doesn't hurt my head! Did anyone else here fear talking to the psychic in HTR because of those horribly painful "bleep"s?

As for the joke in episode 4, I'm pretty sure the first censored word should be "urethra..."

03/08/2007, 09:22 am	#1
Random Variable Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 45	Does anyone know the joke Max tells about Chester Arthur, the Pope, and the candiru? It goes by too fast to write it down word for word. The first time I heard it a few days ago I literally fell out of my chair.

03/08/2007, 12:44 pm	#5
ChazFox I. Can't. Pick. That. Up. Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: North East Scotland a.k.a Aberdeenshire :D Posts: 69	Oh, I'm in luck! I'm on episode 4 just now I'll probably come across it eventually Also: was it anywhere near as funny as Finding leonard stuffed in the closet? I laughed my ass off when I saw that. __________________ "Hey, it's me again. I found a way to solve all three of my problems at once! Buuut, I'm going to be needing bail..."

03/08/2007, 03:34 pm	#9
Hero1 conclusion jumper Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: melbourne, australia Posts: 1,766	Yeah umm Max's joke was 90% censored out hahahaha __________________ Patience is a sharp razor to swallow...

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03/08/2007, 10:40 am	#2
jp-30 Lint Miner Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Zealand. Posts: 2,735	Can you put on subtitles and screencap the words?

03/08/2007, 12:08 pm	#3
ChazFox I. Can't. Pick. That. Up. Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: North East Scotland a.k.a Aberdeenshire :D Posts: 69	Which episode was this? We need details, man! just kidding, but it most certainly would be a great help if we could figure out the episode you were on when you heard it.

03/08/2007, 12:40 pm	#4
Badwolf cannon restraint rope Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 837	Episode 4. Probably among the funniest parts of the episode, imo.

03/08/2007, 01:01 pm	#6
jp-30 Lint Miner Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Zealand. Posts: 2,735	The game has many many points that are funnier than Leonard in the closet.

03/08/2007, 01:39 pm	#7
Random Variable Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 45	It's in episode 4 when Max is debating Lincoln. The fact that certain words are censored makes it even more hilarious.

03/08/2007, 01:42 pm	#8
numble Glottal stop Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Super Happy Farmland Posts: 524	Spoiler tag, spoiler tag!

03/08/2007, 10:10 pm	#10
tabacco I Feel Fantastic Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Marin County, CA Posts: 2,129	Has anyone actually looked up what a candiru fish is?

03/08/2007, 10:38 pm	#12
tabacco I Feel Fantastic Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Marin County, CA Posts: 2,129	Heh... I don't think so, although I do enjoy the venture brothers It is a real fish, though, unfortunately.

03/08/2007, 11:04 pm	#13
jp-30 Lint Miner Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Zealand. Posts: 2,735	I just found its wiki page and.... OMFG!

03/08/2007, 11:30 pm	#14
doom saber Coffee addict Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Bay Area(Alameda), California Posts: 809	isnt that the one that goes into your pee hole? remember that on one of those films made by the Rock

03/09/2007, 09:57 am	#20
LuigiHann Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,657	This reminds me of one aspect in which this episode is 100% better than Sam & Max Hit the Road: The "bleep" censor noise doesn't hurt my head! Did anyone else here fear talking to the psychic in HTR because of those horribly painful "bleep"s? As for the joke in episode 4, I'm pretty sure the first censored word should be "urethra..."