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A trailer window can hold a woman until she begins to move.
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04/23/2011, 04:18 pm
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04/23/2011, 06:37 pm
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04/24/2011, 12:41 am
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I Figured Out How To Make It Work. Wasn't That Hard. XD
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04/24/2011, 06:52 am
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Haha that was great
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04/25/2011, 03:35 pm
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#319 lady margaret is very protective
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11/20/2011, 12:55 pm
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#319 Never use a winch. You will be eaten by a dilophosaurus or Trex
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11/20/2011, 01:13 pm
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#320 velociraptors were the very first dinosaurs ever been created by ingen on isla sorna
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11/20/2011, 02:24 pm
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#321 Holding on to your butts doesn't guarantee anything.
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11/20/2011, 04:00 pm
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#322 raptors would eventually out smart yeah if you give them enough time, just find a way out and you wont be eaten
#323 troodons are smarter than velociraptors #324 dont run sideways too a building when a t-rex is chasing you in a city, always run straight ahead #325 when a t-rex is chasing you and you spot water head for it and swim for your life
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11/20/2011, 06:03 pm
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326 never stay too long they will find you
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11/20/2011, 06:08 pm
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#327 never corner an infant t-rex its daddy is usually around the corner
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11/20/2011, 06:10 pm
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#328 never tease an infant stegosaur it always ends bad
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11/20/2011, 06:11 pm
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#329 never hire a guy with budder fingers, could end up shutting down the power
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11/20/2011, 06:13 pm
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#330 t-rex pee attracts a much bigger one with a spine
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11/20/2011, 06:16 pm
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# 331 want to have fun, ride a dirt bike inbetween Mamenchisaurus legs
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11/21/2011, 05:19 pm
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Edit: the 3 posts under me were shown before mine was approved, so I fixed my numbers to start after 334
 335 Dodgson likes to make cab drivers mad by leaving his door open. 336 When given money and gadgets, morbidly obese people squeal like dolphins. 337 They also squeal when falling in the mud. 338 Dinosaurs, uh, had their shot. And nature...selected them...for extinction. 339 Never feed a triceratops west indian lilac. 340 You can get a blood sample by tapping on the other person's finger. 341 Keep your hands off the steering wheel of a car up a tree. 342 Always remember the magic word. 343 When going to the ladies room on Sorna, always chuck a pebble at the headphone-wearing lookout first. 344 The beach on Sorna is not the best place to have lunch. 345 Don't make the same mistakes again. Make all new ones. 346 Baby stegosaurs are afraid of camera noises. 347 The high hide puts you at a convenient biting height. 348 Frior Tuck was really a Pachycephalosaurus. 349 If a T Rex is chasing you in the city, never run for the video store. 350 Military grade satellite phones don't work well on Sorna. 351 Personal satellite phones do work on Sorna, even after being eaten by a Spinosaur. 352 Always bring exact change for random candy machines. Or make sure you have strong legs. Last edited by brivette007; 11/27/2011 at 06:58 pm. |
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11/22/2011, 03:27 am
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#332 Don't listen to the wrong scientists
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11/23/2011, 09:08 am
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# 333: Dinosaurs always abandon their nests, only to return after disaster has struck.
For Example: in The Lost World: Jurassic Park the Tyrannosaurs leave their nest, resulting in their baby being kidnapped; in Jurassic Park III, the Raptors leave their nest unattended (on a river bank!) giving Amanda and Paul Kirby to run straight into it, and providing an opportunity for Billy Brennan to steel Raptor eggs; and in Jurassic Park: The Game both Dilophosaurus and Troodon leave their nests unguarded. One of the Dilophosaur's eggs gets broken as Billy Yoder steps onto it. |
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11/23/2011, 10:14 am
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#334. Sparing no expense does not include bloodthirsty-animal fighting weapons.
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