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robotpo · 03/20/2011, 05:24 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Irishmile

#69 Ice Cream is best enjoyed when people are out there dying

# 70 One blood-sucking lawyer counts as "people" to well-intentioned but ethically-challenged old Scottish men and scantily clad female paleobotanists

Martin McFly · 03/20/2011, 05:29 pm

#71 Hammond brought scientists, Genaro brought a rock star.

Trenchfoot · 03/20/2011, 05:51 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin McFly

#71 Hammond brought scientists, Genaro brought a rock star.

When I was a kid I actually thought that Ian was a rock star

EvilDeadFan · 03/20/2011, 06:31 pm

#72 Yelling (especially through a megaphone) on a dangerous island like Sorna is a REALLY BAD IDEA!

synJP · 03/20/2011, 06:38 pm

#73 When your friend says "I was photographing the nest"...he isn't.

FPug · 03/20/2011, 07:16 pm

#74 Stegosaurs are not "Big Iguanas".

Martin McFly · 03/20/2011, 07:25 pm

#75 UNIX systems give you all the files from the whole park.

waroftheworlds01 · 03/20/2011, 07:25 pm

#75 On Isla Sorna and Isla Nublar piles of sh!t are very big.

Martin McFly · 03/20/2011, 07:28 pm

#77 Dr. Grant hates computers.

*Irishmile* · 03/20/2011, 09:19 pm

#78 computers hate dr grant
#79 if you're bald you're dead... Unless you give up your fee for the chance to hunt a rex

*Icedhope* · 03/20/2011, 09:25 pm

#80. Don't shoot yourself in the foot, plain and simple.

tope1983 · 03/21/2011, 01:37 am

#81
Oooh - aaaah. That's how it always starts. But later there's running and screaming.

Watsamax · 03/21/2011, 04:41 am

#82 Don't taser the Compsognathus. They come back with more.

Martin McFly · 03/21/2011, 08:02 am

#83 They do move in herds.

Trenchfoot · 03/21/2011, 09:23 am

#84 The T-Rex from the first movie was actually blind.

Martin McFly · 03/21/2011, 09:38 am

#85 You can run an entire park with only two IT guys.

JurassicGuy · 03/21/2011, 06:39 pm

#86 T. Rex are creatures with very high moral beliefs. If your blood sucking lawyer left the kids alone in a car in the rain to flee to the oddly placed restroom, he'll be there. If you can't find your dinosaur guy, the two kids he was stuck with, and the car for which no expense was spared that they probably were in, and you need some motivation to get out of there, he'll be there. If it seems you're going to end up lunch to a bunch of raptors who've surrounded you after you senselessly destroyed the place's lovely decor, he'll be there.

Martin McFly · 03/21/2011, 06:46 pm

#87 Lex never had lamb chops; she happens to be a vegetarian.

*Irishmile* · 03/21/2011, 06:58 pm

#88 If you give someone your hand they will not tell anyone you threw up.

Martin McFly · 03/21/2011, 07:21 pm

#89 Nobody cares that we got Dodgson here

03/20/2011, 06:31 pm	#44
EvilDeadFan Pyromaniac Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: New Jersey Posts: 105	#72 Yelling (especially through a megaphone) on a dangerous island like Sorna is a REALLY BAD IDEA! __________________ "Dear God we're in the hands of engineers!"

03/20/2011, 09:19 pm	#50
Irishmile The Skipping Dead Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: WI, its a paradise 3 months of the year Posts: 6,542	#78 computers hate dr grant #79 if you're bald you're dead... Unless you give up your fee for the chance to hunt a rex __________________ unholy THIS! I am a community moderator, here to assist, keep the peace, and keep these boards clean and friendly for all. I am a volunteer, and not a Telltale employee, and my opinions are my own.

03/20/2011, 09:25 pm	#51
Icedhope 007 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: IL Posts: 3,292	#80. Don't shoot yourself in the foot, plain and simple. __________________ Good things come to those who wait, bad things come to those who hate, girlfriends come to those who date, children come to those who mate. ~ Haggis "My opinons are my own and reflect myself and not TTG also I don't work for them...they just gave me mod powers." "Requiescat in pace my father and nephew" Now Playing: ~~MGS3~~ - ~~Portable Ops~~ - Peace Walker - Metal Gear - Solid Snake - Metal Gear Solid - MGS2 - MGS4

03/21/2011, 09:23 am	#55
Trenchfoot Watching you... Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Argentina Posts: 712	#84 The T-Rex from the first movie was actually blind. __________________ Tales of Monkey Island: The Unofficial Soundtrack Professional Pirate - Max: The King of Broadway - The Plagues of Monkey Island

03/21/2011, 06:58 pm	#59
Irishmile The Skipping Dead Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: WI, its a paradise 3 months of the year Posts: 6,542	#88 If you give someone your hand they will not tell anyone you threw up. __________________ unholy THIS! I am a community moderator, here to assist, keep the peace, and keep these boards clean and friendly for all. I am a volunteer, and not a Telltale employee, and my opinions are my own.

03/20/2011, 06:38 pm	#45
synJP Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Quebec, Canada Posts: 91	#73 When your friend says "I was photographing the nest"...he isn't.

03/20/2011, 07:16 pm	#46
FPug Chaotician Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Mississippi Posts: 277	#74 Stegosaurs are not "Big Iguanas".

03/20/2011, 07:25 pm	#48
waroftheworlds01 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 866	#75 On Isla Sorna and Isla Nublar piles of sh!t are very big.

03/21/2011, 01:37 am	#52
tope1983 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: BI, Austria Posts: 272	#81 Oooh - aaaah. That's how it always starts. But later there's running and screaming.

03/21/2011, 04:41 am	#53
Watsamax Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 39	#82 Don't taser the Compsognathus. They come back with more.

03/21/2011, 06:39 pm	#57
JurassicGuy Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 23	#86 T. Rex are creatures with very high moral beliefs. If your blood sucking lawyer left the kids alone in a car in the rain to flee to the oddly placed restroom, he'll be there. If you can't find your dinosaur guy, the two kids he was stuck with, and the car for which no expense was spared that they probably were in, and you need some motivation to get out of there, he'll be there. If it seems you're going to end up lunch to a bunch of raptors who've surrounded you after you senselessly destroyed the place's lovely decor, he'll be there.

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