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Masta23 · 04/05/2011, 06:57 am

You are going to need somebody to feed the dinosaurs...plenty of cows and donkeys are required. I will be in charge of that.

Martin McFly · 04/05/2011, 10:18 am

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I love this guy! There is nothing more to it!

Why thank you. I appreciate your support and know that I love you too, anonymous computer user under the alias 'RexMaster'.

FPug · 04/05/2011, 02:40 pm

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Originally Posted by Martin McFly

Why are manhole covers round?

That question can be answered with another question...Why aren't they rectanguler?

Martin McFly · 04/05/2011, 02:49 pm

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Originally Posted by FPug

That question can be answered with another question...Why aren't they rectanguler?

A round manhole cover cannot fall through its circular opening, whereas a square manhole cover may fall in if it were inserted diagonally in the hole.

I do like your approach to the question though. We need people like you in public relations.

Without consideration to the thread owner's personal opinion, I hereby offer you employment.

FPug · 04/05/2011, 03:03 pm

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A round manhole cover cannot fall through its circular opening, whereas a square manhole cover may fall in if it were inserted diagonally in the hole.

I do like your approach to the question though. We need people like you in public relations.

Without consideration to the thread owner's personal opinion, I hereby offer you employment.

HECK YES!!!! I won't let you down!

Bombillazo · 04/05/2011, 06:02 pm

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Being the mathematician that I am, I have to ask how you came to the conclusion that Pi would be the best representation of our failure rate.

Euler's Identity

Martin McFly · 04/05/2011, 06:36 pm

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Euler's Identity

Nice to see another mathematician roaming the forums.

EvilDeadFan · 04/05/2011, 06:55 pm

I call game warden if no one hasn't yet! Oh... I have credentials... eh screw it, I'll be the head of the department of Holding onto one's posterior!

Martin McFly · 04/05/2011, 07:13 pm

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Originally Posted by EvilDeadFan

I call game warden if no one hasn't yet! Oh... I have credentials... eh screw it, I'll be the head of the department of Holding onto one's posterior!

Someone has been hired for park warden (protection of natural, cultural and historic resources) but if you have credentials, I say you're now in charge of the park's wildlife. Oh, I'll throw in the other position you wanted too.

In fact, I'll fuse the positions together.

Welcome to the team, Head of Holding Onto One's Game Warden.

RaptorsRwk · 04/05/2011, 07:47 pm

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Our staff list now consists of:

-Bulgarian scientists
-A supervisor for the hatchery
-A voice over/tour guide
-A Site B owner
-DNA Splicer
-A kid with a jeep
-A math nerd
-One park warden without credentials
-An overqualified paleontologist
-Someone who is able to install locking mechanisms into the ~~jeeps~~ jeep
-An architect
-A student training to become an automation/electrotechnology engineer
-Shaving cream can inspector

What can possibly go wrong?

Hold on we have all the heavy hitters so far but whos going to supply the cheap labor? We need tired, low payed, overworked, demoralized, broken spirited people to actually build the park.

Martin McFly · 04/05/2011, 07:57 pm

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Hold on we have all the heavy hitters so far but whos going to supply the cheap labor? We need tired, low payed, overworked, demoralized, broken spirited people to actually build the park.

I know but where are we going to find such a large group of philosophy majors? *dodges tomatoes*

RaptorsRwk · 04/05/2011, 08:35 pm

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I know but where are we going to find such a large group of philosophy majors? *dodges tomatoes*

At home with their mothers asking the all important question "Why?.....Did i not choose a different major?" *drums then cricket*

asyncus · 04/05/2011, 09:20 pm

The bulgarian scientists has went out on a strike Im afraid. I accidently miscalculated the amount of the cigarettes they usually get as their monthly payment. My fault. Im getting a new shipment tomorrow afternoon if oversized Gregor at the harbor is not unconscious. Its thursday, so it should be fine.

FPug, welcome! You will be a huge asset!

Yes, building the park, but I think fences and such things are overrated. Dinos need their freedom, just like kangeroos. Some kind of fence perhaps. How many workers do we need to hire?

nagasadow · 04/05/2011, 09:20 pm

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Hold on we have all the heavy hitters so far but whos going to supply the cheap labor? We need tired, low payed, overworked, demoralized, broken spirited people to actually build the park.

well u can get nemas relatives to do it

RaptorsRwk · 04/05/2011, 09:29 pm

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Originally Posted by asyncus

The bulgarian scientists has went out on a strike Im afraid. I accidently miscalculated the amount of the cigarettes they usually get as their monthly payment. My fault. Im getting a new shipment tomorrow afternoon if oversized Gregor at the harbor is not unconscious. Its thursday, so it should be fine.

FPug, welcome! You will be a huge asset!

Yes, building the park, but I think fences and such things are overrated. Dinos need their freedom, just like kangeroos. Some kind of fence perhaps. How many workers do we need to hire?

Depending on wether or not they have good work ethic and wether or not we have to pay them in cigs like your bulgarians or with beer and drugs (so many variables im afraid) but i think a good guess is about 50

Martin McFly · 04/05/2011, 09:33 pm

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Originally Posted by asyncus

The bulgarian scientists has went out on a strike Im afraid. I accidently miscalculated the amount of the cigarettes they usually get as their monthly payment. My fault. Im getting a new shipment tomorrow afternoon if oversized Gregor at the harbor is not unconscious. Its thursday, so it should be fine.

That's a relief to hear. For a second, I thought the project would have to be delayed.

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FPug, welcome! You will be a huge asset!

I'm convinced that they will be too. I'm glad that you approve of my choice in staff, sir.

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Yes, building the park, but I think fences and such things are overrated. Dinos need their freedom, just like kangeroos. Some kind of fence perhaps. How many workers do we need to hire?

You should consult our math expert, Bombillazo. RaptorsRwk seems to possess talents in the mathematical field too.

RaptorsRwk · 04/05/2011, 09:45 pm

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That's a relief to hear. For a second, I thought the project would have to be delayed.

I'm convinced that they will be too. I'm glad that you approve of my choice in staff, sir.

You should consult our math expert, Bombillazo. RaptorsRwk seems to possess talents in the mathematical field too.

Thank you I have been known to dabble in the math field from time to time. I'm a jack of all trades if I do say so myself and I stand by my estimate give or take 10 workers because no matter the size of the park they can be overworked and are expendable. And if need be I can have my assistant watch over them as they work(yes I have an assistant. Shouldn't everybody)

RexMaster · 04/05/2011, 10:19 pm

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Why thank you. I appreciate your support and know that I love you too, anonymous computer user under the alias 'RexMaster'.

Haha! Its good to know the feeling is mutual!

*Starts up tracking software and begins tracking IP address*

anashastar · 04/05/2011, 11:01 pm

Seeing as I supervise the Hatchery and help the Dinosaurs grow up, I wouldn't mind also being the Dinosaur Doctor. We can't have sick dinosaurs roaming about the island now can we?

asyncus · 04/05/2011, 11:26 pm

Oh we are going to get so rich and famous! I love all ideas! I -- like -- it. But what name will the Park have? Any ideas?

Cant we find some island where there are minerals, like diamonds, gold, silver so we can hire; I believe the political correct word is, hmm i dunno. But midgets. So they can start working in the mines. I want golden teeth and then starting up a side-area for my pimping business. Imagin a rainy day where no dinos are spottet, the tourists that have spend thousends and thousends of dollars starting to questioning the whole trip.

Then I step in and say: Hey mr Kowagatchi, You seem sad! if the touristguys name is Kowagatchi that is, It could also be Ray, Randy, James, Stephany, Sven. He say - Yes were are all the dinos?? I havent seen any dino at all during the whole visit.
Then I say. I got a little treat for you mr Kowagatchi. Wanting company? And as Kowagatchi is a family father he may decline, but then I say. -We use plan B, Family can go away in many forms, this island is huge. Kowagatchi says yes. No more family,

You say, what has this to do with a dinosaurpark or even smart thinking? Well, nothing. But I see this as recreation-time- and we must have some kind of recreation, no?

04/05/2011, 06:55 pm	#68
EvilDeadFan Pyromaniac Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: New Jersey Posts: 105	I call game warden if no one hasn't yet! Oh... I have credentials... eh screw it, I'll be the head of the department of Holding onto one's posterior! __________________ "Dear God we're in the hands of engineers!"

04/05/2011, 11:01 pm	#79
anashastar Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Isla Nublar Posts: 39	Seeing as I supervise the Hatchery and help the Dinosaurs grow up, I wouldn't mind also being the Dinosaur Doctor. We can't have sick dinosaurs roaming about the island now can we? __________________ "DON'T TOUCH THAT! I need the CAFFEINE!" - BTTF 4 Crack Guard Yo' Mama is so old, I took her to see "Jurassic Park" and she started having flashbacks.

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04/05/2011, 06:57 am	#61
Masta23 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 830	You are going to need somebody to feed the dinosaurs...plenty of cows and donkeys are required. I will be in charge of that.

04/05/2011, 09:20 pm	#73
asyncus I like my dirty shoe Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 24	The bulgarian scientists has went out on a strike Im afraid. I accidently miscalculated the amount of the cigarettes they usually get as their monthly payment. My fault. Im getting a new shipment tomorrow afternoon if oversized Gregor at the harbor is not unconscious. Its thursday, so it should be fine. FPug, welcome! You will be a huge asset! Yes, building the park, but I think fences and such things are overrated. Dinos need their freedom, just like kangeroos. Some kind of fence perhaps. How many workers do we need to hire?

04/05/2011, 11:26 pm	#80
asyncus I like my dirty shoe Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 24	Oh we are going to get so rich and famous! I love all ideas! I -- like -- it. But what name will the Park have? Any ideas? Cant we find some island where there are minerals, like diamonds, gold, silver so we can hire; I believe the political correct word is, hmm i dunno. But midgets. So they can start working in the mines. I want golden teeth and then starting up a side-area for my pimping business. Imagin a rainy day where no dinos are spottet, the tourists that have spend thousends and thousends of dollars starting to questioning the whole trip. Then I step in and say: Hey mr Kowagatchi, You seem sad! if the touristguys name is Kowagatchi that is, It could also be Ray, Randy, James, Stephany, Sven. He say - Yes were are all the dinos?? I havent seen any dino at all during the whole visit. Then I say. I got a little treat for you mr Kowagatchi. Wanting company? And as Kowagatchi is a family father he may decline, but then I say. -We use plan B, Family can go away in many forms, this island is huge. Kowagatchi says yes. No more family, You say, what has this to do with a dinosaurpark or even smart thinking? Well, nothing. But I see this as recreation-time- and we must have some kind of recreation, no?