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All-thumbs · 06/13/2011, 10:09 pm

I like to end up in a mauling orchestrated by killer tomatoes....
Either that or have a zombie apocalypse start without my knowledge. So I'd end up mistaking the hordes of zombies for a metal concert, and try to crowd surf only to meet my timely demise. Heck even if it weren’t the zombie apocalypse I'd probably still meet my end in the crowd.

Hush! It's my imaginary deaths they can go anyway I want, but in reality I'll probably have a boring death. XD

Johro · 06/13/2011, 10:09 pm

I just want my body thrown in the river. At least I'd make the papers and get my own police investigation.

tredlow · 06/13/2011, 11:56 pm

I just realized. Isn't all death personal? I mean, it's not like you can die another person's death. You can die along with other people, but it's still your death in the end.

Anyway, I would die by the time I'm a rich old guy playing cricket while riding my personal velociraptor. My loyal servant and crime-fighting sidekick, Bill Gates, comes up to me and ask "Master, the mayor just called. He says that your private island collection had just won another award!".

Then I would dramatically take off my shades. (made out of solid gold and moon rocks)
"I have finally won every award known to man", I'll say. "Including 'Best President of Earth Ever' and 'First Time-Traveller Ever'."

"Indeed, Master" said Bill, who is wearing a suit made out of every endangered species ever, which I made with genetic engineering, in my garage, which is all of the South Pole. "But it seems there is one more award you have not received. The most prestigious award of all!"

"More prestigious than all the Oscars I won for directing the animated adaptation of my award winning high-five?" I asked.

"Yes, oh great one." said Bill. "It is the 'Best Dead Person Award'".

"Oh, is that it? That's easy!" I said. Then I won.

Guinea · 06/14/2011, 12:42 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y

I'd like something different than this.

Profanity · 06/14/2011, 03:26 am

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Originally Posted by Johro

I just want my body thrown in the river. At least I'd make the papers and get my own police investigation.

What about the president's closet? You'd make all of the papers then.

Jon NA · 06/14/2011, 03:27 am

The suspence of what's gonna come after death is killing me!

jeeno0142 · 06/14/2011, 03:32 am

I'd like my death to be a suprise. Not that I'd be able to show how suprised I am at dying, what with being dead and all.

Hayden · 06/14/2011, 06:09 am

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Originally Posted by coolsome

Death by sex!! Death by sex!!!

I think you mean death by snu-snu.

caeska · 06/14/2011, 06:38 am

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Originally Posted by Jon NA

The suspence of what's gonna come after death is killing me!

I imagine that it would be something like this

Chyron8472 · 06/14/2011, 07:52 am

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Originally Posted by caeska

I imagine that it would be something like this

I heartily disagree.

Alcoremortis · 06/14/2011, 09:52 am

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Originally Posted by Jon NA

The suspence of what's gonna come after death is killing me!

Never a truer word spoken...or, rather, collection of words. You get the idea.

TomPravetz · 06/14/2011, 10:18 am

Suicide on a Sunday Night *dream sigh*

Alcoremortis · 06/14/2011, 10:22 am

Well, I'm a biochemist...which is sorta like a chemist...

And old chemists never die, they just fail to react.

lombre · 06/14/2011, 10:27 am

I wanna be struck by lighting as I'm falling from an exploding hot air balloon into a volcano. It's the only way to go.

Comrade Pants · 06/14/2011, 10:29 am

I'll die by drinking too much and rolling my wheelchair down a flight of stairs.

TomPravetz · 06/14/2011, 10:41 am

I want to die doing what I love: genocide-ing(?).

coolsome · 06/14/2011, 10:46 am

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Originally Posted by TomPravetz

I want to die doing what I love: genocide-ing(?).

Would you accidentally start Genocide against a set of people and forget your one of the target group.

TomPravetz · 06/14/2011, 10:49 am

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Originally Posted by coolsome

Would you accidentally start Genocide against a set of people and forget your one of the target group.

LET'S KILL ALL THE GENOCIDERS! Muahahaha!

dumpling321 · 06/14/2011, 10:57 am

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Originally Posted by Chyron8472

I'm not afraid of death. Nope, not at all.

What I'm afraid of is being incapacitated or in agonizing pain for an extended period of time. That being said, I won't wish for myself to die instantly from such as a car accident, because that would suggest dying sooner rather than later in life.

Dying in my sleep sounds good. Of course, I also want Christ to come back before I die so I don't have to worry about it.

This!

Comrade Pants · 06/14/2011, 11:02 am

Haha. Christ. Hooooo boy. That's a hoot.

06/13/2011, 11:56 pm	#23
tredlow Has Possum Powers. Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,536	I just realized. Isn't all death personal? I mean, it's not like you can die another person's death. You can die along with other people, but it's still your death in the end. Anyway, I would die by the time I'm a rich old guy playing cricket while riding my personal velociraptor. My loyal servant and crime-fighting sidekick, Bill Gates, comes up to me and ask "Master, the mayor just called. He says that your private island collection had just won another award!". Then I would dramatically take off my shades. (made out of solid gold and moon rocks) "I have finally won every award known to man", I'll say. "Including 'Best President of Earth Ever' and 'First Time-Traveller Ever'." "Indeed, Master" said Bill, who is wearing a suit made out of every endangered species ever, which I made with genetic engineering, in my garage, which is all of the South Pole. "But it seems there is one more award you have not received. The most prestigious award of all!" "More prestigious than all the Oscars I won for directing the animated adaptation of my award winning high-five?" I asked. "Yes, oh great one." said Bill. "It is the 'Best Dead Person Award'". "Oh, is that it? That's easy!" I said. Then I won. __________________ My Friend: You know, if only Bruce Wayne was bit by a radioactive psychiatrist rather than a bat, Gotham wouldn't even need Arkham Asylum. Me: Haha, yeah. That's true. Minutes Later Me: Wait, Bruce Wayne was never bit by a radioactive anything.

06/14/2011, 03:27 am	#26
Jon NA It's N/A. Jon, N/A Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Semnān, Iran OldName: Milkman08 Posts: 625	The suspence of what's gonna come after death is killing me! __________________ Is Stan an anthropomorphic purple crocodile in disguise? ~ apenpaap Good night! Don't let the Basij bite! ~ Comrade Pants

06/14/2011, 03:32 am	#27
jeeno0142 Love is for the Living. Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Liverpool, England Posts: 1,122	I'd like my death to be a suprise. Not that I'd be able to show how suprised I am at dying, what with being dead and all. __________________ My deviant account: http://jeeno-jenelli.deviantart.com/

06/14/2011, 10:18 am	#32
TomPravetz Misc. Organs/Limbs/Etc... Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Here and there Rank: God Posts: 2,369	Suicide on a Sunday Night dream sigh __________________ Join the Suro revolution \|Win the war of Majasuroshia\| Fight the Oppressors

06/14/2011, 10:22 am	#33
Alcoremortis Lonely Ruffian Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Ankh-Morpork PD Status: Killjoy Extraordinaire Actual Posts: Lots! Posts: 4,371	Well, I'm a biochemist...which is sorta like a chemist... And old chemists never die, they just fail to react. __________________ ETERNAL QUEEN OF HALLOWEEN STATUS CONFERRED. ~ Comrade Pants How can we be sure that Alcoremortis isn't just Comrade Pants trollplaying as a girl? ~ GuruGuru214 You're a shiny bright star; floating amongst a million slimy slugs in a sea of sludge. You transcend the pre-conceived and supposed limits of the human race, to emerge from the pit of pitiful maggots as a beautiful, majestic butterfly. ~ Davies The suspence of what's gonna come after death is killing me! ~ Jon NA Are you a secret Plaster Princess or something? ~ Secret Fawful

06/13/2011, 10:09 pm	#21
All-thumbs Lame Incarnate Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Somewhere over the rainbow. Posts: 62	I like to end up in a mauling orchestrated by killer tomatoes.... Either that or have a zombie apocalypse start without my knowledge. So I'd end up mistaking the hordes of zombies for a metal concert, and try to crowd surf only to meet my timely demise. Heck even if it weren’t the zombie apocalypse I'd probably still meet my end in the crowd. Hush! It's my imaginary deaths they can go anyway I want, but in reality I'll probably have a boring death. XD

06/13/2011, 10:09 pm	#22
Johro Person Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Icy Wasteland of Canada Posts: 1,842	I just want my body thrown in the river. At least I'd make the papers and get my own police investigation.

06/14/2011, 12:42 am	#24
Guinea Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 436	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y I'd like something different than this.

06/14/2011, 10:27 am	#34
lombre Commando Crusher Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: O, Hi, and sometimes O! Posts: 906	I wanna be struck by lighting as I'm falling from an exploding hot air balloon into a volcano. It's the only way to go. __________________ "Always expect the best of others... And watch as your hope is crushed like crackers in a fat man's bed. And the fat man is angry. And the fat man has a sledgehammer. And the fat man is yelling 'DIE, CRACKERS, DIE!!'" - Rat, Pearls Before Swine

06/14/2011, 10:29 am	#35
Comrade Pants Resident curmudgeon Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: New Atlantaland Status: The Perennial Victor. Actual Posts: Lots! Posts: 2,009	I'll die by drinking too much and rolling my wheelchair down a flight of stairs. __________________ On YouTube. - My blog, Arcanum Pantsitae - LinkedIn - Read what people are saying about Pantsy! - Tw@tter ~Powered by booze.~ My theme song, according to Coolsome. Standard issue response to my enemies.

06/14/2011, 10:41 am	#36
TomPravetz Misc. Organs/Limbs/Etc... Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Here and there Rank: God Posts: 2,369	I want to die doing what I love: genocide-ing(?). __________________ Join the Suro revolution \|Win the war of Majasuroshia\| Fight the Oppressors

06/14/2011, 11:02 am	#40
Comrade Pants Resident curmudgeon Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: New Atlantaland Status: The Perennial Victor. Actual Posts: Lots! Posts: 2,009	Haha. Christ. Hooooo boy. That's a hoot. __________________ On YouTube. - My blog, Arcanum Pantsitae - LinkedIn - Read what people are saying about Pantsy! - Tw@tter ~Powered by booze.~ My theme song, according to Coolsome. Standard issue response to my enemies.

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