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TomPravetz · 07/13/2011, 01:19 pm

Duct tape can do anything. Come up with ideas for what it can do and post them below. Be sure to explain any really abstract ideas. So let us begin.

Uh. Well... Okay. You start.

Davies · 07/13/2011, 01:26 pm

It's handy for keeping my victims tied to a chair, before I slit their throats and watch the crimson flow... um, I meant to say it's handy when wrapping presents for the kids at the orphanage.

RetroVortex · 07/13/2011, 01:26 pm

Duct tape can be used to construct small bridges between different elevated tables.

How else could I have hosted the Marble Racing Championship 2011!

TomPravetz · 07/13/2011, 01:28 pm

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Originally Posted by Davies

I meant to say it's handy when wrapping presents for the kids at the orphanage.

Hehehe... Those little shits will never be able to open the gifts... Muahahaha!

It's also makes great shoes.

Davies · 07/13/2011, 01:33 pm

It's handy for making puns involving ducks and rape.

Also, it's a God send when you desire to go on a duck rape bender.

TomPravetz · 07/13/2011, 01:48 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by RetroVortex

Duct tape can be used to construct small bridges between different elevated tables.

How else could I have hosted the Marble Racing Championship 2011!

Video was shot?

RetroVortex · 07/13/2011, 01:52 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by TomPravetz

Video was shot?

Well we were recording the events, but due to tampering from a certain team, (who shall not be named for their personal safety *cough*thereallyrottens*cough), the video was scrambled.

Next year though... Next year...

TomPravetz · 07/13/2011, 01:52 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by RetroVortex

Well we were recording the events, but due to tampering from a certain team, (who shall not be named for their personal safety *cough*thereallyrottens*cough), the video was scrambled.

Next year though... Next year...

Ah... Well... CURSE THE UNNAMED!

Alcoremortis · 07/13/2011, 02:01 pm

I've possessed several very nice duct tape wallets in my time. Also, a duct tape tie, but it didn't work as well as I thought it would.

Davies · 07/13/2011, 02:09 pm

Duct tape is great for packing up your eBay sold duct tape.

Johro · 07/13/2011, 07:43 pm

contraceptive

Giant Tope · 07/13/2011, 08:54 pm

butt stuff

Jon NA · 07/14/2011, 03:42 am

De-fragmenting your hard disk and using duct tape to hold the damn data the way they're just organized

Hayden · 07/14/2011, 05:17 am

"Duct tape is like the force; it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together." - Carl Zwanzig(apparently).

TomPravetz · 07/14/2011, 08:53 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giant Tope

butt stuff

Wait, what?!

coolsome · 07/14/2011, 09:19 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by TomPravetz

Wait, what?!

Its like waxing..with out wax.

Alcoremortis · 07/14/2011, 09:22 am

I heard once that you could make a prom dress out of duct tape. I always wanted to try that...

TomPravetz · 07/14/2011, 10:08 am

Alcoremortis · 07/14/2011, 10:11 am

That's almost as great as the I Love Lucy where they wear the fancy dresses made out of burlap sacks.

TomPravetz · 07/14/2011, 10:12 am

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Originally Posted by Alcoremortis

That's almost as great as the I Love Lucy where they wear the fancy dresses made out of burlap sacks.

I used this picture 'cause it's the most obvious "Duct Tape Dress." There are better looking ones out there.

07/13/2011, 01:19 pm	#1
TomPravetz Misc. Organs/Limbs/Etc... Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Here and there Rank: God Posts: 2,369	The Million uses of Duct Tape Duct tape can do anything. Come up with ideas for what it can do and post them below. Be sure to explain any really abstract ideas. So let us begin. Uh. Well... Okay. You start. __________________ Join the Suro revolution \|Win the war of Majasuroshia\| Fight the Oppressors

07/13/2011, 01:26 pm	#2
Davies The Marmite of this site Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Outside your window, staring in with malicious intent... Posts: 1,465	It's handy for keeping my victims tied to a chair, before I slit their throats and watch the crimson flow... um, I meant to say it's handy when wrapping presents for the kids at the orphanage. __________________ NEWEST - A reading of a short horror story written by Davies. ======================= NEW - The very first official episode of Davies' new show; 'One Man & His Cock'. ======================= Davies sings Portal's 'Still Alive'. ======================= Cockerel sings Portal 2's 'Want You gone', for Alcoremortis (feat. MC Layton). ======================= Davies sings 'I Wanna Be Like You' (from the Jungle Book). Last edited by Davies; 07/13/2011 at 01:31 pm.

07/13/2011, 01:33 pm	#5
Davies The Marmite of this site Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Outside your window, staring in with malicious intent... Posts: 1,465	It's handy for making puns involving ducks and rape. Also, it's a God send when you desire to go on a duck rape bender. __________________ NEWEST - A reading of a short horror story written by Davies. ======================= NEW - The very first official episode of Davies' new show; 'One Man & His Cock'. ======================= Davies sings Portal's 'Still Alive'. ======================= Cockerel sings Portal 2's 'Want You gone', for Alcoremortis (feat. MC Layton). ======================= Davies sings 'I Wanna Be Like You' (from the Jungle Book).

07/13/2011, 02:01 pm	#9
Alcoremortis Lonely Ruffian Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Ankh-Morpork PD Status: Killjoy Extraordinaire Actual Posts: Lots! Posts: 4,231	I've possessed several very nice duct tape wallets in my time. Also, a duct tape tie, but it didn't work as well as I thought it would. __________________ ETERNAL QUEEN OF HALLOWEEN STATUS CONFERRED. ~ Comrade Pants How can we be sure that Alcoremortis isn't just Comrade Pants trollplaying as a girl? ~ GuruGuru214 You're a shiny bright star; floating amongst a million slimy slugs in a sea of sludge. You transcend the pre-conceived and supposed limits of the human race, to emerge from the pit of pitiful maggots as a beautiful, majestic butterfly. ~ Davies The suspence of what's gonna come after death is killing me! ~ Jon NA Are you a secret Plaster Princess or something? ~ Secret Fawful

07/13/2011, 02:09 pm	#10
Davies The Marmite of this site Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Outside your window, staring in with malicious intent... Posts: 1,465	Duct tape is great for packing up your eBay sold duct tape. __________________ NEWEST - A reading of a short horror story written by Davies. ======================= NEW - The very first official episode of Davies' new show; 'One Man & His Cock'. ======================= Davies sings Portal's 'Still Alive'. ======================= Cockerel sings Portal 2's 'Want You gone', for Alcoremortis (feat. MC Layton). ======================= Davies sings 'I Wanna Be Like You' (from the Jungle Book).

07/13/2011, 07:43 pm	#11
Johro Person Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Icy Wasteland of Canada Posts: 1,738	contraceptive

07/13/2011, 08:54 pm	#12
Giant Tope bashful little whaleshark Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Portland Posts: 2,171	butt stuff __________________ I am a dinosaur. BUT! i am hiding.

07/14/2011, 03:42 am	#13
Jon NA It's N/A. Jon, N/A Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Semnān, Iran OldName: Milkman08 Posts: 625	De-fragmenting your hard disk and using duct tape to hold the damn data the way they're just organized __________________ Is Stan an anthropomorphic purple crocodile in disguise? ~ apenpaap Good night! Don't let the Basij bite! ~ Comrade Pants

07/14/2011, 05:17 am	#14
Hayden ...is procrastinating Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Australia Posts: 3,486	"Duct tape is like the force; it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together." - Carl Zwanzig(apparently).

07/14/2011, 09:22 am	#17
Alcoremortis Lonely Ruffian Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Ankh-Morpork PD Status: Killjoy Extraordinaire Actual Posts: Lots! Posts: 4,231	I heard once that you could make a prom dress out of duct tape. I always wanted to try that... __________________ ETERNAL QUEEN OF HALLOWEEN STATUS CONFERRED. ~ Comrade Pants How can we be sure that Alcoremortis isn't just Comrade Pants trollplaying as a girl? ~ GuruGuru214 You're a shiny bright star; floating amongst a million slimy slugs in a sea of sludge. You transcend the pre-conceived and supposed limits of the human race, to emerge from the pit of pitiful maggots as a beautiful, majestic butterfly. ~ Davies The suspence of what's gonna come after death is killing me! ~ Jon NA Are you a secret Plaster Princess or something? ~ Secret Fawful

07/14/2011, 10:08 am	#18
TomPravetz Misc. Organs/Limbs/Etc... Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Here and there Rank: God Posts: 2,369	__________________ Join the Suro revolution \|Win the war of Majasuroshia\| Fight the Oppressors

07/14/2011, 10:11 am	#19
Alcoremortis Lonely Ruffian Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Ankh-Morpork PD Status: Killjoy Extraordinaire Actual Posts: Lots! Posts: 4,231	That's almost as great as the I Love Lucy where they wear the fancy dresses made out of burlap sacks. __________________ ETERNAL QUEEN OF HALLOWEEN STATUS CONFERRED. ~ Comrade Pants How can we be sure that Alcoremortis isn't just Comrade Pants trollplaying as a girl? ~ GuruGuru214 You're a shiny bright star; floating amongst a million slimy slugs in a sea of sludge. You transcend the pre-conceived and supposed limits of the human race, to emerge from the pit of pitiful maggots as a beautiful, majestic butterfly. ~ Davies The suspence of what's gonna come after death is killing me! ~ Jon NA Are you a secret Plaster Princess or something? ~ Secret Fawful

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