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WARP10CK · 03/19/2011, 10:09 am

I made a simmiliar thread in the BTTF forums and decided to make one here as well
Anyway here are my picks keep adding them guys

#1 You should always put locking mechanisms on the vehical doors.
#2 If there is a fatass who isn't very nice.... don't allow him admin access.
#3 Dont let the token black guy go to the power hut alone.
#4 Dont climb electric fences. Ever.
#5 Always put shaving cream on someone else's pie.
#6 Wash your hands before you eat anything
#7 Make sure you run it over when you come back down.
#8 Know the magic word.
#9 Dont openly admit you hate kids, because you will get stuck with them the entire time.
#10 Always check the vending machines first for devious people.
#11 If its heavy, its expensive.
#12 When ya gotta go, you gotta go.
#13 Kids get scared.
#14 Never ask "where's the goat?" You will find the goat.
#15 Rippling water = Danger
#16 Chances are, if you were in the jeep before, you'll end up in a jeep again.
#17 Same thing applies to trees.
#18 Climbing down trees is not impossible.
#19 Nobody cares that we got Dodson here.

synJP · 03/19/2011, 10:32 am

#20 If you say 'unless they figure out how to open doors', they will.

*Icedhope* · 03/19/2011, 10:33 am

#21 When you gotta go, you gotta go. but shouldn't.

SpielbergFan · 03/19/2011, 10:51 am

#22 Don't ever doubt the mathematics. They are right all the time.

robotpo · 03/19/2011, 11:06 am

#23 When swarmy, horny chaoticians ride a T-Rex head through a bathroom wall, when they fly off it will inevitably look like someone is yanking their ass with a wire

FPug · 03/19/2011, 11:40 am

#24 When someone tells you to shoot her, you SHOOT HER!

Alpharaptor · 03/19/2011, 12:13 pm

#25 A t-rex can see you if you move...so don't do it

Alpharaptor · 03/19/2011, 12:15 pm

#26 If you find a raptor in the kitchen, put it in the freezer

FPug · 03/19/2011, 12:30 pm

#27 If you're gonna steal embryos. Do it with a can of Barbasol.

waroftheworlds01 · 03/19/2011, 12:59 pm

#28: Always have a 12 year old girl on hand to help bring the power back online.

FPug · 03/19/2011, 01:03 pm

#29 Always look both ways before shooting a raptor.

Martin McFly · 03/19/2011, 01:03 pm

#30 The perfect example of chaos theory is when someone randomly jumps out of a moving vehicle.

veki · 03/19/2011, 01:07 pm

#31 Beware of lucky girls.

Martin McFly · 03/19/2011, 03:03 pm

#32 It's not the power trying to come back on.

EvilDeadFan · 03/19/2011, 03:53 pm

#33 Hold onto your butt

Martin McFly · 03/19/2011, 04:23 pm

#34 Make sure the safety bars on the ride stay put.

nanotyrano · 03/19/2011, 05:23 pm

#35 Never throw a stick at a Dilophosaurus

Martin McFly · 03/19/2011, 06:07 pm

#36 Inspections slow everything down.

jpark_08 · 03/19/2011, 06:11 pm

#37 Spare no expense
#38 Don't go into the long grass

Martin McFly · 03/19/2011, 06:55 pm

#39 Dinosaurs know how to open doors.

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03/19/2011, 10:09 am	#1
WARP10CK Former advisor for GW Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Norway Posts: 216	What we have learned from Jurassic Park (Just for fun thread) I made a simmiliar thread in the BTTF forums and decided to make one here as well Anyway here are my picks keep adding them guys #1 You should always put locking mechanisms on the vehical doors. #2 If there is a fatass who isn't very nice.... don't allow him admin access. #3 Dont let the token black guy go to the power hut alone. #4 Dont climb electric fences. Ever. #5 Always put shaving cream on someone else's pie. #6 Wash your hands before you eat anything #7 Make sure you run it over when you come back down. #8 Know the magic word. #9 Dont openly admit you hate kids, because you will get stuck with them the entire time. #10 Always check the vending machines first for devious people. #11 If its heavy, its expensive. #12 When ya gotta go, you gotta go. #13 Kids get scared. #14 Never ask "where's the goat?" You will find the goat. #15 Rippling water = Danger #16 Chances are, if you were in the jeep before, you'll end up in a jeep again. #17 Same thing applies to trees. #18 Climbing down trees is not impossible. #19 Nobody cares that we got Dodson here.

03/19/2011, 10:32 am	#2
synJP Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Quebec, Canada Posts: 91	#20 If you say 'unless they figure out how to open doors', they will.

03/19/2011, 10:33 am	#3
Icedhope 007 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: IL Posts: 3,292	#21 When you gotta go, you gotta go. but shouldn't. __________________ Good things come to those who wait, bad things come to those who hate, girlfriends come to those who date, children come to those who mate. ~ Haggis "My opinons are my own and reflect myself and not TTG also I don't work for them...they just gave me mod powers." "Requiescat in pace my father and nephew" Now Playing: ~~MGS3~~ - ~~Portable Ops~~ - Peace Walker - Metal Gear - Solid Snake - Metal Gear Solid - MGS2 - MGS4

03/19/2011, 10:51 am	#4
SpielbergFan Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 113	#22 Don't ever doubt the mathematics. They are right all the time.

03/19/2011, 11:06 am	#5
robotpo Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 184	#23 When swarmy, horny chaoticians ride a T-Rex head through a bathroom wall, when they fly off it will inevitably look like someone is yanking their ass with a wire

03/19/2011, 11:40 am	#6
FPug Chaotician Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Mississippi Posts: 277	#24 When someone tells you to shoot her, you SHOOT HER!

03/19/2011, 12:13 pm	#7
Alpharaptor Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Nebraska Posts: 68	#25 A t-rex can see you if you move...so don't do it

03/19/2011, 12:15 pm	#8
Alpharaptor Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Nebraska Posts: 68	#26 If you find a raptor in the kitchen, put it in the freezer

03/19/2011, 12:30 pm	#9
FPug Chaotician Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Mississippi Posts: 277	#27 If you're gonna steal embryos. Do it with a can of Barbasol.

03/19/2011, 12:59 pm	#10
waroftheworlds01 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 866	#28: Always have a 12 year old girl on hand to help bring the power back online.

03/19/2011, 01:03 pm	#11
FPug Chaotician Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Mississippi Posts: 277	#29 Always look both ways before shooting a raptor.

03/19/2011, 01:07 pm	#13
veki Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 126	#31 Beware of lucky girls.

03/19/2011, 03:53 pm	#15
EvilDeadFan Pyromaniac Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: New Jersey Posts: 105	#33 Hold onto your butt __________________ "Dear God we're in the hands of engineers!"

03/19/2011, 05:23 pm	#17
nanotyrano Genetic Engineer Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 104	#35 Never throw a stick at a Dilophosaurus

03/19/2011, 06:11 pm	#19
jpark_08 Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 72	#37 Spare no expense #38 Don't go into the long grass