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Debbie82 · 12/27/2011, 02:22 pm

To the tune of "My Bonnie Lies over the Ocean".

2011 was hairy,
A year unlike any we've seen.
There were Schweddy Balls from Ben & Jerry,
And a warlock assassin named Sheen! (Winning!)

Lohan! Strauss-Kahn!
Mitt Romney, Rick Perry and Cain!
("Three 9's!")
Big trials! Love childs!
2011, bye-bye!

The S&P blew up our rating.
The job market stayed in a slump. (A slump!)
The debt ceiling kept us debating,
While Weiner just tweeted his junk!

Tax more! Class war!
"I nearly got hit with a pie."
("That's mine!")
Health threats! Greek debts!
2011, buh-bye!

The whole Arab world was rebelling.
So long, Muammar Gaddafi!
While soldiers were asking and telling...
[Bert & Ernie:] "We told the whole world we're not gay!"
We finally took out bin Laden.
Japan had one hell of a year. (A year!)
There were riots in Britain: "All rotten!"
[Harold Camping:] "The Rapture!"
[2012 "Seer":] "Not yet, but it's near." (Next year!)

Got hitched, got ditched!
Got knocked up; went bankrupt;
[Netflix:] "We unsubscribed!"
Hairspray! "Friday"!
2011, buh-bye!

There were Occupy Wall Street protesters,
And folks who will surely be missed.
Falling satellites! Panicked investors!
There's just way too much left to list! (To list!)

Quakes! Crimes! New signs!
Loose lions and tigers and bears!
(Oh my!)
Let's cheer the new year!
2011,
You're ending, thank heaven!
2011, BUH-BYE!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zls4Ao3GyM

Comrade Pants · 12/27/2011, 02:32 pm

I hated 2011. Good riddance. I guess I got engaged, so it didn't suck entirely. The rest was like one long santorum filled douche in your bowl of cereal, though.

coolsome · 12/27/2011, 02:35 pm

I agree with Pants! Piss off 2011!! I SAID FUCK OFF 2011!!!! GO AWAY GO GO GO JUST GO AWAY GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE OR I WILL MURDER YOUR FAMILY YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD!

Comrade Pants · 12/27/2011, 02:41 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by coolsome

I agree with Pants! Piss off 2011!! I SAID FUCK OFF 2011!!!! GO AWAY GO GO GO JUST GO AWAY GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE OR I WILL MURDER YOUR FAMILY YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD!

Hear hear! I agreech!

DrRocketGenius · 12/27/2011, 02:51 pm

I enjoyed 2011. Why? The Muppets came out. That is all.

DAISHI · 12/27/2011, 03:04 pm

You were a cold bitch Mistress, 2011. But I conquered you despite all your vain efforts. Your successor shall find itself equally unprepared.

Ribs · 12/27/2011, 04:43 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrRocketGenius

I enjoyed 2011. Why? The Muppets came out. That is all.

You don't seem to be helping your point.

RetroVortex · 12/27/2011, 05:21 pm

2011 ate my face and spoiled my dreams! X'O

Comrade Pants · 12/27/2011, 05:26 pm

At least Kim Jong Il, Osama Bin Laden and Moammar Gadhaffi died. I hope it was painful for all of them.

coolsome · 12/27/2011, 05:29 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Comrade Pants

At least Kim Jong Il, Osama Bin Laden and Moammar Gadhaffi died. I hope it was painful for all of them.

Maybe the Tesselator paid them a visit.

Comrade Pants · 12/27/2011, 05:34 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by coolsome

Maybe the Tesselator paid them a visit.

I prefer to think it was these guys, mostly because 10 had better episodes and villains and... just... everything. Well, except companions. Amy and Rory are the best companions. Anyway, these guys:

coolsome · 12/27/2011, 05:38 pm

I like these guys

Don't like the new Daleks.

Ribs · 12/27/2011, 05:43 pm

I know of a much scarier monster!

Comrade Pants · 12/27/2011, 05:44 pm

I agree with coolsome, the new Daleks are bullshit.

coolsome · 12/27/2011, 05:52 pm

Funny thing is this was one of the most powerful villains in the series.

*divisionten* · 12/27/2011, 05:53 pm

I for one am glad 2011 is over this weekend. It was the most complicated, crazy year I've ever had...

DrRocketGenius · 12/27/2011, 06:20 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ribs

You don't seem to be helping your point.

Whatev's, broman.

mathman77 · 12/27/2011, 06:24 pm

This has been one crazy year. It started off quite good, but took a sharp turn for the worst around summer. I'd say I'm glad 2011 is over if the world wasn't expected to end next year.

Also, The Muppets rocked.

GaryCXJk · 12/28/2011, 01:01 pm

My New Years resolution for this year was to rewrite every chapter of my novel. I got stuck at the end of chapter three of the four chapters I was supposed to rewrite.

So close...

Comrade Pants · 12/28/2011, 01:06 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by GaryCXJk

My New Years resolution for this year was to rewrite every chapter of my novel. I got stuck at the end of chapter three of the four chapters I was supposed to rewrite.

So close...

CRAM SESSlON NOW

12/27/2011, 02:22 pm	#1
Debbie82 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: East Hartford, CT Posts: 563	2011, Buh-Bye! To the tune of "My Bonnie Lies over the Ocean". 2011 was hairy, A year unlike any we've seen. There were Schweddy Balls from Ben & Jerry, And a warlock assassin named Sheen! (Winning!) Lohan! Strauss-Kahn! Mitt Romney, Rick Perry and Cain! ("Three 9's!") Big trials! Love childs! 2011, bye-bye! The S&P blew up our rating. The job market stayed in a slump. (A slump!) The debt ceiling kept us debating, While Weiner just tweeted his junk! Tax more! Class war! "I nearly got hit with a pie." ("That's mine!") Health threats! Greek debts! 2011, buh-bye! The whole Arab world was rebelling. So long, Muammar Gaddafi! While soldiers were asking and telling... [Bert & Ernie:] "We told the whole world we're not gay!" We finally took out bin Laden. Japan had one hell of a year. (A year!) There were riots in Britain: "All rotten!" [Harold Camping:] "The Rapture!" [2012 "Seer":] "Not yet, but it's near." (Next year!) Got hitched, got ditched! Got knocked up; went bankrupt; [Netflix:] "We unsubscribed!" Hairspray! "Friday"! 2011, buh-bye! There were Occupy Wall Street protesters, And folks who will surely be missed. Falling satellites! Panicked investors! There's just way too much left to list! (To list!) Quakes! Crimes! New signs! Loose lions and tigers and bears! (Oh my!) Let's cheer the new year! 2011, You're ending, thank heaven! 2011, BUH-BYE!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zls4Ao3GyM __________________ SPOILER LINK! I will stay forever here With you, my love. The softly spoken words you gave me... Even in death our love goes on. And I can't love you, anymore than I do. -- Evanescence, "Even in Death"

12/27/2011, 02:32 pm	#2
Comrade Pants Resident curmudgeon Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: New Atlantaland Status: The Perennial Victor. Actual Posts: Lots! Posts: 2,009	I hated 2011. Good riddance. I guess I got engaged, so it didn't suck entirely. The rest was like one long santorum filled douche in your bowl of cereal, though. __________________ On YouTube. - My blog, Arcanum Pantsitae - LinkedIn - Read what people are saying about Pantsy! - Tw@tter ~Powered by booze.~ My theme song, according to Coolsome. Standard issue response to my enemies.

12/27/2011, 02:35 pm	#3
coolsome Sam D Coolsome Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: England Posts: 5,981	I agree with Pants! Piss off 2011!! I SAID FUCK OFF 2011!!!! GO AWAY GO GO GO JUST GO AWAY GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE OR I WILL MURDER YOUR FAMILY YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD! __________________

12/27/2011, 03:04 pm	#6
DAISHI TELLTALE STEALTH NINJA Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 3,032	You were a cold bitch Mistress, 2011. But I conquered you despite all your vain efforts. Your successor shall find itself equally unprepared. __________________ "Hah! It's like we don't even have feelings. Now pardon me while I recline in my huge executive chair and guffaw, cigar in-hand. " "ill just go with what Winslow always when something that funny about a location in monkey island is said"

12/27/2011, 05:26 pm	#9
Comrade Pants Resident curmudgeon Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: New Atlantaland Status: The Perennial Victor. Actual Posts: Lots! Posts: 2,009	At least Kim Jong Il, Osama Bin Laden and Moammar Gadhaffi died. I hope it was painful for all of them. __________________ On YouTube. - My blog, Arcanum Pantsitae - LinkedIn - Read what people are saying about Pantsy! - Tw@tter ~Powered by booze.~ My theme song, according to Coolsome. Standard issue response to my enemies.

12/27/2011, 02:51 pm	#5
DrRocketGenius The Batman Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 1,514	I enjoyed 2011. Why? The Muppets came out. That is all.

12/27/2011, 05:38 pm	#12
coolsome Sam D Coolsome Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: England Posts: 5,981	I like these guys Don't like the new Daleks. __________________

12/27/2011, 05:44 pm	#14
Comrade Pants Resident curmudgeon Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: New Atlantaland Status: The Perennial Victor. Actual Posts: Lots! Posts: 2,009	I agree with coolsome, the new Daleks are bullshit. __________________ On YouTube. - My blog, Arcanum Pantsitae - LinkedIn - Read what people are saying about Pantsy! - Tw@tter ~Powered by booze.~ My theme song, according to Coolsome. Standard issue response to my enemies.

12/27/2011, 05:52 pm	#15
coolsome Sam D Coolsome Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: England Posts: 5,981	Funny thing is this was one of the most powerful villains in the series. __________________

12/27/2011, 05:53 pm	#16
divisionten Card (Whale) Shark Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: 時の向こう風の町 Posts: 2,314	I for one am glad 2011 is over this weekend. It was the most complicated, crazy year I've ever had... __________________ I am a community moderator, here to assist, keep the peace, and keep these boards clean and friendly for all. I am a volunteer, and not a Telltale employee, and my opinions are my own. --Playin' poker with GLaDOS before it was cool--

12/27/2011, 06:24 pm	#18
mathman77 Predictor to the Future Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 511	This has been one crazy year. It started off quite good, but took a sharp turn for the worst around summer. I'd say I'm glad 2011 is over if the world wasn't expected to end next year. Also, The Muppets rocked. __________________ Back to the Future Predictions: It's About Time Get Tannen! Citizen Brown Double Visions OUTATIME coming soon!

12/28/2011, 01:01 pm	#19
GaryCXJk Custom User Title User Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Zaandam, the Netherlands Posts: 2,115	My New Years resolution for this year was to rewrite every chapter of my novel. I got stuck at the end of chapter three of the four chapters I was supposed to rewrite. So close...

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