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crysisnova · 02/08/2012, 09:39 pm

My favorite is from Sam & Max 202: Moai Better Blues

Flint Papers:
"Woah kids, you don't want to see Flint Paper's world... I've seen things... *Background pans out* Stay in drugs, don't do school; yada, yada... Just leave the grownups to their business, CAPICHE?"

crfh · 02/08/2012, 09:45 pm

"I want a tattoo of the Netherlands on MY netherlands!" - Max

crysisnova · 02/09/2012, 10:56 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by crfh

"I want a tattoo of the Netherlands on MY netherlands!" - Max

*Walks up and punches Crfh with a boxing glove*
*Screen Blacks Out*

Densursae · 02/14/2012, 08:55 am

"I dropped something once. I think it was my innocence. Then I dropped my compassion....Now I just drop punks." -Sam

Remolay · 02/15/2012, 04:39 pm

"I never thought I'd hear you say "Earth Parallel Development" and mean it." Max.

BrakMan2005 · 02/25/2012, 05:13 am

Well, I can think of three of them off the top of my head. First from the cartoon, 'The Trouble with Gary'.

Max: "'Immense Military Arsenal'...Ha, thats funny."
Sam: "What? Does my Arsenal look big in thses pants?"

And from 'Abe Lincoln Must Die!'

Sam: "'Please Do Not Feed the Submarine'."
Max: "What can you feed a submarine anyway?"
Sam: "Nothing. Weren't you listening?"

And from 'What's New Beelzebub?'

Max: "Let's stay for a while. I wana see how you give a Giant Stone head a lapdance."

Shyguy · 02/26/2012, 06:52 am

"What's the matter little fella? Are you bored? Are you sleepy?"

"Are you sensing my desire to turn you into a QUIET LITTLE HAND BAG!?"

Tora Newton Y. · 02/29/2012, 01:24 pm

The entire dialogue with Sam and The Narrator in 305, and the entire dialogue with Sam, Max, Papierwaite and Norrington in 304. Special mention to the "JUNIOR?!" branch though, because it cracks me up every single time without fail.

ryannumber1gamer · 03/09/2012, 02:33 pm

im not sure whats my favourite but one i love is from sam and max season 1 but i cnt remember the episode

Max: Sam What language is he speaking? Sam: I think it's Eng-lish Max: (Gasps)

Densursae · 03/26/2012, 10:03 pm

Also the classic, "I'm a trout, stupid" -max ,HTR

xChri5x · 03/26/2012, 11:26 pm

After Sam getting off the phone
Max: Another confused census taker?
Sam: Actually it was the commissioner with another idiotic and baffling assignment

Sausy Gibbon · 03/27/2012, 09:19 pm

Sam's mom: "Sam, it's your mother calling to wish you a good morning. Be careful, honey and try not to get shot today, okay?"
Sam: "Doesn't she know I'm old enough to make my own decisions about getting shot?"

Remolay · 03/28/2012, 05:20 pm

Max: Amazing! I had no idea my skull was threaded for such easy access
Sam: Quick! Press down on the medulla oblongata! Five bucks says he smells burnt toast!

Sausy Gibbon · 03/28/2012, 09:11 pm

Wait I have a new one after reading that Strange Kid Club interview
Max is in drag
Sam: You look just like my Aunt Trudy before they took her cutlery away.
also
Sam: Just the lingering taste of napalm. Otherwise I'm okay, although I can't for the life of me remember the word for orange.

StrongBrush1 · 03/29/2012, 02:32 am

There's already a thread for this, guys...

Link.

02/08/2012, 09:39 pm	#1
crysisnova Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 87	Favorite Sam & Max Quote? My favorite is from Sam & Max 202: Moai Better Blues Flint Papers: "Woah kids, you don't want to see Flint Paper's world... I've seen things... Background pans out* Stay in drugs, don't do school; yada, yada... Just leave the grownups to their business, CAPICHE?"* Last edited by crysisnova; 02/08/2012 at 09:42 pm.

02/08/2012, 09:45 pm	#2
crfh Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Mexico Posts: 703	"I want a tattoo of the Netherlands on MY netherlands!" - Max __________________ Power Nap A guy who has to sleep in a world that never sleeps anymore. College Roomies from Hell!!! Mutants, tentacles, Satan, gun-toting girls.

02/15/2012, 04:39 pm	#5
Remolay Does not compute Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Planet Earth(Sol 3) Status: My head asplode Posts: 1,987	"I never thought I'd hear you say "Earth Parallel Development" and mean it." Max. __________________ It's Gallifreyan, it doesn't translate Crap I do: Homestar WUW Twitter YouTube Fanfiction.net It says Remolay

02/25/2012, 05:13 am	#6
BrakMan2005 All Hail Brak Join Date: May 2010 Location: The U.S. of A. Posts: 177	Well, I can think of three of them off the top of my head. First from the cartoon, 'The Trouble with Gary'. Max: "'Immense Military Arsenal'...Ha, thats funny." Sam: "What? Does my Arsenal look big in thses pants?" And from 'Abe Lincoln Must Die!' Sam: "'Please Do Not Feed the Submarine'." Max: "What can you feed a submarine anyway?" Sam: "Nothing. Weren't you listening?" And from 'What's New Beelzebub?' Max: "Let's stay for a while. I wana see how you give a Giant Stone head a lapdance." Last edited by BrakMan2005; 02/25/2012 at 05:20 am.

02/29/2012, 01:24 pm	#8
Tora Newton Y. I AM BECOME DEATH Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Atlanta Posts: 131	The entire dialogue with Sam and The Narrator in 305, and the entire dialogue with Sam, Max, Papierwaite and Norrington in 304. Special mention to the "JUNIOR?!" branch though, because it cracks me up every single time without fail. __________________ (V) ( ;,,,; ) (V) Yog-Soggoth nagul oram!

02/14/2012, 08:55 am	#4
Densursae Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 5	"I dropped something once. I think it was my innocence. Then I dropped my compassion....Now I just drop punks." -Sam

02/26/2012, 06:52 am	#7
Shyguy Not Important Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Australia Posts: 211	"What's the matter little fella? Are you bored? Are you sleepy?" "Are you sensing my desire to turn you into a QUIET LITTLE HAND BAG!?"

03/09/2012, 02:33 pm	#9
ryannumber1gamer The Number 1 Gamer. Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 1,856	im not sure whats my favourite but one i love is from sam and max season 1 but i cnt remember the episode Max: Sam What language is he speaking? Sam: I think it's Eng-lish Max: (Gasps) __________________ Somewhere deep in the Caribbean... Sam:Hey little buddy where did you get this ship? Max:I got it off some guy waving his arms around Sam:Then who is that guy over there? Max:I don't know Sam but should we make him walk the deck? Sam:Can't think of a reason not too. Games I'm Playing:,Playstation All-Stars Battle Royale,Assassin's Creed Revelations,Assassin's Creed 3,Assassin's Creed 3 Liberation,Lego Batman 2,Dead rising 2,BTTF The Game,Sly Cooper Thieves in Time.

03/26/2012, 10:03 pm	#10
Densursae Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 5	Also the classic, "I'm a trout, stupid" -max ,HTR

03/26/2012, 11:26 pm	#11
xChri5x Marketplace Reality Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: GTA, Ontario Posts: 1,629	After Sam getting off the phone Max: Another confused census taker? Sam: Actually it was the commissioner with another idiotic and baffling assignment

03/27/2012, 09:19 pm	#12
Sausy Gibbon Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: In a cave Posts: 687	Sam's mom: "Sam, it's your mother calling to wish you a good morning. Be careful, honey and try not to get shot today, okay?" Sam: "Doesn't she know I'm old enough to make my own decisions about getting shot?"

03/28/2012, 05:20 pm	#13
Remolay Does not compute Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Planet Earth(Sol 3) Status: My head asplode Posts: 1,987	Max: Amazing! I had no idea my skull was threaded for such easy access Sam: Quick! Press down on the medulla oblongata! Five bucks says he smells burnt toast! __________________ It's Gallifreyan, it doesn't translate Crap I do: Homestar WUW Twitter YouTube Fanfiction.net It says Remolay

03/28/2012, 09:11 pm	#14
Sausy Gibbon Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: In a cave Posts: 687	Wait I have a new one after reading that Strange Kid Club interview Max is in drag Sam: You look just like my Aunt Trudy before they took her cutlery away. also Sam: Just the lingering taste of napalm. Otherwise I'm okay, although I can't for the life of me remember the word for orange.

03/29/2012, 02:32 am	#15
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