Oranges and Lemons : The Clementine support group thread

[Milosuperspesh]

i thought turlets ate tar ? or have i got them confused with tulerts ?

[CapnJay]

Originally Posted by Milosuperspesh

i thought turlets ate tar ? or have i got them confused with tulerts ?

I think you meant Tolouse Lautrec but he didn't eat tar he drank absinthe

[Milosuperspesh]

Originally Posted by CapnJay

I think you meant Tolouse Lautrec but he didn't eat tar he drank absinthe

lol heard of him but never the 'nickname' confused me...

or maybe i can't spell turtles all the time due to my brain damage....

[Skitz]

Originally Posted by Milosuperspesh

sure? they seem a bit small to me, perhaps it's just the sound traveling along ? have you tried morse code ? or is the sound like a squiroot or kananga maybe a retut ?

i think the sound is more like rugot in the heat of a summer sun in nova.

Originally Posted by Skitz

I think there might be one in the pipes, but I filled them with tar.

Hmm it seems I might have overlooked a small detail I wonder if I can find the tar remover.

[CapnJay]

Originally Posted by Skitz

i think the sound is more like rugot in the heat of a summer sun in nova.



Hmm it seems I might have overlooked a small detail I wonder if I can find the tar remover.

just be glad you didn't clog the queens royal bathroom's pipes

[Skitz]

Originally Posted by CapnJay

just be glad you didn't clog the queens royal bathroom's pipes

Why? Does the Queen have a case of explosive diarrhea? Or is it frowned upon to keep tar in plumbing systems?

[CapnJay]

Originally Posted by Skitz

Why? Does the Queen have a case of explosive diarrhea? Or is it frowned upon to keep tar in plumbing systems?

Clogged pipes equal pipe breaks
pipe breaks equal explosions of sewage water
sewage water explosions equal the queen soaked in sewage water.
Soaked queen equals you experiencing the Edgar Allen Poe Classic. "The Cask of Amontillado" First hand.

[Skitz]

Originally Posted by CapnJay

Clogged pipes equal pipe breaks
pipe breaks equal explosions of sewage water
sewage water explosions equal the queen soaked in sewage water.
Soaked queen equals you experiencing the Edgar Allen Poe Classic. "The Cask of Amontillado" First hand.

Hmmm right then tar in the queens plumbing systems is bad. All though being trapped behind a brick wall deep underground in a 1600 age crypt with mold might be fun until I learn I can't get out because I'm chained up then I get claustrophobic, and then scary things start happening from breathing in the mold.

[CapnJay]

Originally Posted by Skitz

Hmmm right then tar in the queens plumbing systems is bad. All though being trapped behind a brick wall deep underground in a 1600 age crypt with mold might be fun until I learn I can't get out because I'm chained up then I get claustrophobic, and then scary things start happening from breathing in the mold.

and whats worse is what if we injected you with the immortality serum first.

[Skitz]

Originally Posted by CapnJay

and whats worse is what if we injected you with the immortality serum first.

Now that is just cold. (lets do it!) If I'm still sane after a year I win.

[CapnJay]

Originally Posted by Skitz

Now that is just cold. (lets do it!) If I'm still sane after a year I win.

Of course we'll have to change your name to Jack Harkness if we do that.

[Skitz]

Originally Posted by CapnJay

Of course we'll have to change your name to Jack Harkness if we do that.

Jack.... Harckness Jack Jack Harky Harkness. I like it it's got a nice ring to it, and here comes the ultimate survivor a year underground with no contact or nourishment Mr.Jack Harkness!

Thinking about this maybe this would be better for a punishment of the traitors of Queen Clem, but can I keep the name?

[CapnJay]

Originally Posted by Skitz

Jack.... Harckness Jack Jack Harky Harkness. I like it it's got a nice ring to it, and here comes the ultimate survivor a year underground with no contact or nourishment Mr.Jack Harkness!

Thinking about this maybe this would be better for a punishment of the traitors of Queen Clem, but can I keep the name?

Of course and you get to watch Torchwood as well. Go ahead check it out we'll wait.

[Skitz]

Originally Posted by CapnJay

Of course and you get to watch Torchwood as well. Go ahead check it out we'll wait.

I've seen Torchwood once before isn't it from Doctor Who?

[CapnJay]

Originally Posted by Skitz

I've seen Torchwood once before isn't it from Doctor Who?

Spinoff of Dr. Who they even had an american spinoff called Miracle Day. The pacing was hell

[Skitz]

Originally Posted by CapnJay

Spinoff of Dr. Who they even had an american spinoff called Miracle Day. The pacing was hell

I'll look into it have you ever seen the old doctor who (I shouldn't ask, because we should probably get back on subject but thats most of what i've seen)

[CapnJay]

nope havent only new ones also the Mods generally consider this thread where the loonies hang out

[Skitz]

Originally Posted by CapnJay

nope havent only new ones also the Mods generally consider this thread where the loonies hang out

Well I wouldn't call us looney only protecting our Queen (and a bit bored), but the old episodes are cheesy but they group them into 3 or 4 each with their own little plot building into the bigger plot of everything. There was a Dalek invasion one that was about 5 episodes.

[CapnJay]

you should look up Tom Smith's music site the one where he has many free songs posted one of them is "I had a Shoggoth" and it basically has a whole list of things including Cylons, Sith Lord, Hunchback etc. and it even had Daleks with the line "I had a Dalek he pleased me.But stairs would make him really cranky"

[trueblue43]

Originally Posted by CapnJay

I don't trust TB

why don't you trust me. everyone should be given a second chance.
Let me look after Clementine and I will show you what I can do