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Lightning Count · 07/23/2007, 08:17 am

I just finished episode 4 and i decided to try and put together a list of all of Sam's "Holy frigidaire Batman!" quotes (Dont know what else to call them <_<; ) from all the episodes since i find them especially amusing, for e.g.:

"Sweet suffering Saint Sebastian on the sousaphone in a short story by Susan Sontag"

Funny? Well, they certainly seem to put a smirk on my face but as you can see, they're not particularly easy to take down. So, if there is some sort of list like this already put together by some like-minded individual such as myself, direction to this list would be required, else any contribution made by fellow fans would be greatly appreciated. I shall edit this post with the quotes submitted henceforth, giving credit to those who had submitted them.

In advance, i thank those who will help me in this crusade. Your names will be remembered in any and all future crusades that i may or may not be crusading on provided that i am not already crusading those particular crusades right now, though id probably have to look at the list to every time i was on a crusade because i dont think i would be able to remember all your names, i mean i wont be able to commit them to memory unless there's like, one particular person who submitted a whole bunch of quotes... yeah, id probably remember that guy...

I should probably stop typing now.

The list thus, far (in alphabetical order):

"Blessed scuba-diving Buddha on a banana boat with cocktail onions and a map to the stars' homes!" - Submitted by Chuck
"Great grinning head of John the Baptist in a porkpie hat stuffed in a rhinestone bowling bag!" - Submitted by Maratanos
"He's crazier than a caffeine-addled dingo in an Adelaide maternity ward!" - Submitted by Molokov
"Holy gouts of magma on a beeline for the orphanage!" - Submitted by Molokov
"Holy leaping saints aplenty riding sideways on a candy pink fat boy!" - Submitted by tabacco
"Sweet suffering Saint Sebastian on the sousaphone in a short story by Susan Sontag!" - Submitted by Me

Lightning Count · 07/23/2007, 08:17 am

Reserved, just in case.

Maratanos · 07/23/2007, 01:27 pm

"Great grinning head of John the Baptist in a pork pie hat stuffed in a rhinestone bowling bag" was my favorite.

Zachspyfox033 · 07/23/2007, 01:31 pm

Sweet suffering Saint Sebastian on the sousaphone in a short story by Susan Sontag. Where on our way.

Lightning Count · 07/23/2007, 02:45 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zachspyfox033

Sweet suffering Saint Sebastian on the sousaphone in a short story by Susan Sontag. Where on our way.

Already had that one, no credit for you!

*withholds credit*

preciousss....

tabacco · 07/23/2007, 03:02 pm

Don't forget:

"Holy leaping saints aplenty riding sideways on a candy pink fat boy!"

From the E3 trailer

Molokov · 07/23/2007, 03:05 pm

Holy gouts of magma on a beeline for the orphanage!
(I think that's it... might have a word or two wrong)

He's crazier than a caffeine-addled dingo in an Adelaide maternity ward!
(Check my location on the left

)

Chuck · 07/23/2007, 03:57 pm

The only one I can remember at the moment is "Blessed scuba-diving Buddha on a banana boat with cocktail onions and a map to the stars' homes!"

Lightning Count · 07/24/2007, 12:22 am

Thanks, and keep 'em coming guys.

Kitaroija · 07/24/2007, 12:39 am

Sure, if I'd just remember the starter in Bright side of the Moon! Only thing I remember that I laughed for a long time

It may have been posted already, I dunno.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maratanos

"Great grinning head of John the Baptist in a pork pie hat stuffed in a rhinestone bowling bag" was my favorite.

I remember that it was porcupine hat? Wich one is the right one?

Molokov · 07/24/2007, 01:37 am

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pork_pie_hat

Never heard of a porcupine hat....

Kitaroija · 07/24/2007, 02:15 am

Well, I was a little suspicious too, but I cracked up when you made it clear to me. You crack me up unknown sized buddy!

Cyberlink420 · 07/24/2007, 10:00 am

"By the whiskey-soaked beard of Ulysses S. Grant!"
"Jumping vehicular homicide!"

Lightning Count · 07/24/2007, 11:33 pm

Damn! Cant seem to edit the first post anymore! Nooooooooo! Guess i'll have to keep posting the list then...

"Blessed scuba-diving Buddha on a banana boat with cocktail onions and a map to the stars' homes!" - Submitted by Chuck
"By the Greek goddess Selene in a chariot with dual overhead cams and "Silver Foxx" mudflaps!" - Submitted by me
"By the whiskey-soaked beard of Ulysses S. Grant!" - Submitted by Cyberlink420
"Great grinning head of John the Baptist in a porkpie hat stuffed in a rhinestone bowling bag!" - Submitted by Maratanos
"He's crazier than a caffeine-addled dingo in an Adelaide maternity ward!" - Submitted by Molokov
"Holy gouts of magma on a beeline for the orphanage!" - Submitted by Molokov
"Holy heaping helpings of high fructose corn syrup!" - Submitted by me
"Holy leaping saints aplenty riding sideways on a candy pink fat boy!" - Submitted by tabacco
"Jumping vehicular homicide!" - Submitted by Cyberlink420
"Sweet suffering Saint Sebastian on the sousaphone in a short story by Susan Sontag!" - Submitted by me

07/23/2007, 08:17 am	#1
Lightning Count Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 5	Sam's OMG comments I just finished episode 4 and i decided to try and put together a list of all of Sam's "Holy frigidaire Batman!" quotes (Dont know what else to call them <_<; ) from all the episodes since i find them especially amusing, for e.g.: "Sweet suffering Saint Sebastian on the sousaphone in a short story by Susan Sontag" Funny? Well, they certainly seem to put a smirk on my face but as you can see, they're not particularly easy to take down. So, if there is some sort of list like this already put together by some like-minded individual such as myself, direction to this list would be required, else any contribution made by fellow fans would be greatly appreciated. I shall edit this post with the quotes submitted henceforth, giving credit to those who had submitted them. In advance, i thank those who will help me in this crusade. Your names will be remembered in any and all future crusades that i may or may not be crusading on provided that i am not already crusading those particular crusades right now, though id probably have to look at the list to every time i was on a crusade because i dont think i would be able to remember all your names, i mean i wont be able to commit them to memory unless there's like, one particular person who submitted a whole bunch of quotes... yeah, id probably remember that guy... I should probably stop typing now. The list thus, far (in alphabetical order): "Blessed scuba-diving Buddha on a banana boat with cocktail onions and a map to the stars' homes!" - Submitted by Chuck "Great grinning head of John the Baptist in a porkpie hat stuffed in a rhinestone bowling bag!" - Submitted by Maratanos "He's crazier than a caffeine-addled dingo in an Adelaide maternity ward!" - Submitted by Molokov "Holy gouts of magma on a beeline for the orphanage!" - Submitted by Molokov "Holy leaping saints aplenty riding sideways on a candy pink fat boy!" - Submitted by tabacco "Sweet suffering Saint Sebastian on the sousaphone in a short story by Susan Sontag!" - Submitted by Me Last edited by Lightning Count; 07/24/2007 at 12:08 am.

07/23/2007, 01:27 pm	#3
Maratanos Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 851	"Great grinning head of John the Baptist in a pork pie hat stuffed in a rhinestone bowling bag" was my favorite. __________________ I'll combine your MOM with those items!

07/24/2007, 02:15 am	#12
Kitaroija Sam & Max sidekick Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Finland Posts: 9	Well, I was a little suspicious too, but I cracked up when you made it clear to me. You crack me up unknown sized buddy! __________________ "...what with the booby traps and all. Any particular reason? -Of course I got booby traps! You think I wanna bunch of boobies walkin' round my store? They'd be the death of us all!" The exclusive Bosco interview! Check it out now, and don't forget to peek at what's going on with Sybil or Jimmy 'Two Teeth'! C'mon, don't be a foo', chech this stuff out!

07/24/2007, 10:00 am	#13
Cyberlink420 The third dimension Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: The deepest, darkest corners of my own mind Posts: 390	"By the whiskey-soaked beard of Ulysses S. Grant!" "Jumping vehicular homicide!" __________________ "Aw, why is it always monkeys? Why can't I ever be attacked by crazed supermodels?" - Ron Stoppable

07/24/2007, 11:33 pm	#14
Lightning Count Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 5	Damn! Cant seem to edit the first post anymore! Nooooooooo! Guess i'll have to keep posting the list then... "Blessed scuba-diving Buddha on a banana boat with cocktail onions and a map to the stars' homes!" - Submitted by Chuck "By the Greek goddess Selene in a chariot with dual overhead cams and "Silver Foxx" mudflaps!" - Submitted by me "By the whiskey-soaked beard of Ulysses S. Grant!" - Submitted by Cyberlink420 "Great grinning head of John the Baptist in a porkpie hat stuffed in a rhinestone bowling bag!" - Submitted by Maratanos "He's crazier than a caffeine-addled dingo in an Adelaide maternity ward!" - Submitted by Molokov "Holy gouts of magma on a beeline for the orphanage!" - Submitted by Molokov "Holy heaping helpings of high fructose corn syrup!" - Submitted by me "Holy leaping saints aplenty riding sideways on a candy pink fat boy!" - Submitted by tabacco "Jumping vehicular homicide!" - Submitted by Cyberlink420 "Sweet suffering Saint Sebastian on the sousaphone in a short story by Susan Sontag!" - Submitted by me

07/23/2007, 01:31 pm	#4
Zachspyfox033 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: USA Posts: 409	Sweet suffering Saint Sebastian on the sousaphone in a short story by Susan Sontag. Where on our way.

07/23/2007, 03:02 pm	#6
tabacco I Feel Fantastic Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Marin County, CA Posts: 2,129	Don't forget: "Holy leaping saints aplenty riding sideways on a candy pink fat boy!" From the E3 trailer

07/23/2007, 03:05 pm	#7
Molokov Dingo in a Maternity Ward Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Adelaide, Australia Posts: 1,138	Holy gouts of magma on a beeline for the orphanage! (I think that's it... might have a word or two wrong) He's crazier than a caffeine-addled dingo in an Adelaide maternity ward! (Check my location on the left )

07/23/2007, 03:57 pm	#8
Chuck Cajun Zombie Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Location: Location: Posts: 360	The only one I can remember at the moment is "Blessed scuba-diving Buddha on a banana boat with cocktail onions and a map to the stars' homes!"

07/24/2007, 12:22 am	#9
Lightning Count Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 5	Thanks, and keep 'em coming guys.

07/24/2007, 01:37 am	#11
Molokov Dingo in a Maternity Ward Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Adelaide, Australia Posts: 1,138	http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pork_pie_hat Never heard of a porcupine hat....

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