Telltale Games

Maxilyah · 12/30/2008, 12:47 am

Here's a new game for you guys! It's called Corrupted Wish, and here's how it works:
The person above (that would be me, thank you) makes a wish, and then the next person tells how the wish goes wrong, and then makes their own, and so on. Please try to keep it appropriate, and don't argue. I'll start.

I wish I had a million dollars.

StinkomanFan · 12/30/2008, 06:06 am

the IRS comes and takes it away

I wish i had a cup of milk

Mouldcube · 12/30/2008, 06:56 am

A herd of cows destroys your house (should have seen that one coming).

I wish that nothing would go wrong with this wish.

the_napoleon · 12/30/2008, 07:29 am

Nothing goes wrong with the wish, and soon, nothing ever goes wrong with your life. After many days of pure bliss you soon realize that life is very boring when everything goes your way, and it becomes a living hell, kind of like in that one episode of the Twilight Zone.

I wish I had a different signature.

Mouldcube · 12/30/2008, 10:40 am

you get the "days with the same crappy sig" chanded to add 1 to it. what a boring change, but hey, it's different.

I wish for a million ton weight to crush me (hah, if I ask for something bad, then something good will happen).

the_napoleon · 12/30/2008, 10:49 am

The weight crushes you, but you live! Now you get to live the rest of your life hurting everywhere, and you must have life support systems on you 24/7!

I wish I had a CD-ROM mint condition copy of Sam and Max Hit The Road.

smellyman206 · 12/30/2008, 11:04 am

You get the CD, but it's made out of mint leaves. (try to use that!)
I wish for a platypus with kung fu powers and lasers but it will never attack me. EVER!

the_napoleon · 12/30/2008, 11:52 am

You get him, and you have fun for awhile until, another person with a platypus that has all the powers that your platypus starts to attack you. I turns out, your platypus hates you, he just can't attack you to show it. As you can imagine, you die.

I wish I could play Pole Position.

StinkomanFan · 12/30/2008, 11:57 am

You get stuck in an odd position on a pole

I wish video games were real

Ugly Bird · 12/30/2008, 01:01 pm

Final Fantasy VII becomes real (with you being Cloud) and you REALLY fall in love with Aeris and then she REALL TOTALLY DIES... FOREVER, and to top it off, you end up settling for a skanky former barkeep.

I wish that everyone in the whole entire world would simultaniously give their most precious possession to me, because I'm awesome.

Mouldcube · 12/30/2008, 01:51 pm

you get everyones most precious possession, but there's so much that they crush you.

I wish for the word "mystic" to be banned from volcabulary.

Maxilyah · 12/30/2008, 02:50 pm

The word is banned from vocabulary, but since it is banned, it was never banned because you never used it to make a wish. There's some logic for you. :P

I wish for delicious taffy.

metalkombat · 12/30/2008, 05:08 pm

Not only is the taffy delicious, but it is also deadly. You might not want to eat that.

I wish for $35. And a bag of Swedish Fish.

yogurtmano8675309 · 12/30/2008, 05:14 pm

the 35$ make the fish turn greedy which turns them into swedish phiranas(did i spell that right?)they eat you and you die
i wish to have an xbox 360 and halo 3

StinkomanFan · 12/30/2008, 05:18 pm

You get a box with an x on it and 3 fake halos

i wish for a new car

Maxilyah · 12/30/2008, 06:34 pm

Your new car is a box on wheels. And it sucks. I bet you're really happy, huh?

I wish to be Queen of the New Guinea Pigs.

metalkombat · 12/30/2008, 07:06 pm

The New Guinea Pigs decide that they liked anarchy much better than your rule, and overthrow you.

I wish for as-of-yet unreleased Stephen King novel, Under the Dome.

Maxilyah · 12/30/2008, 07:09 pm

You get it, but as soon as you open it, it combusts. And not slowly over time, either. Spontaneously.

I wish that all the chocolate in the world belonged to me.

Ugly Bird · 12/30/2008, 07:56 pm

You get all the chocolate in the world and have it made into a chocolate bar, but then it is discovered that SOME of the chocolate was used to kill someone, and since that chocolate is now part of your chocolate bar, the entire thing is confiscated by the government and sealed away in a very, very large evidence locker for several years. By the time you get it back it has turned all melty and gooey and you don't want it anymore. When you try to give it back, your arm gets stuck in it and then it hardens and they have to amputate.

I wish my face was more symmetrical, so girls would like me better.

Maxilyah · 12/30/2008, 10:14 pm

Granted. Your face is now a perfect circle. But you have no mouth, eyes, or nose, so you can't see, breathe, or eat and you die.

I wish that Sam and Max will never EVER be cancelled. Ever.

12/30/2008, 12:47 am	#1
Maxilyah Not a stalker Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Planet Earth Posts: 1,004	Corrupted Wish Here's a new game for you guys! It's called Corrupted Wish, and here's how it works: The person above (that would be me, thank you) makes a wish, and then the next person tells how the wish goes wrong, and then makes their own, and so on. Please try to keep it appropriate, and don't argue. I'll start. I wish I had a million dollars. __________________ ~ Maxilyah Aku akan makan anak-anak anda. My DeviantArt

12/30/2008, 06:06 am	#2
StinkomanFan Isn't funny Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Digiworld Posts: 398	the IRS comes and takes it away I wish i had a cup of milk __________________ Long Live the New Flesh!

12/30/2008, 06:56 am	#3
Mouldcube Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: In the place...with the ordinary town things in it... Posts: 75	A herd of cows destroys your house (should have seen that one coming). I wish that nothing would go wrong with this wish. __________________ My site. Status: Lame. Probably. "Here lies a pirate who's wish was to plunder. He found a fake map, led him 5000 feet under." Wow, it's been so long since I was last here. I miss everyone. :I

12/30/2008, 07:29 am	#4
the_napoleon Some of my buses. Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Brisco County, Californee Posts: 262	Nothing goes wrong with the wish, and soon, nothing ever goes wrong with your life. After many days of pure bliss you soon realize that life is very boring when everything goes your way, and it becomes a living hell, kind of like in that one episode of the Twilight Zone. I wish I had a different signature. __________________ New signature: "No signature yet. Oh wait" Oh wait Days with the same crappy sig (updated almost daily!) I honestly don't know anymore, I regret doing a daily update of my signature every day, I cannot take it anymore.

12/30/2008, 10:40 am	#5
Mouldcube Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: In the place...with the ordinary town things in it... Posts: 75	you get the "days with the same crappy sig" chanded to add 1 to it. what a boring change, but hey, it's different. I wish for a million ton weight to crush me (hah, if I ask for something bad, then something good will happen). __________________ My site. Status: Lame. Probably. "Here lies a pirate who's wish was to plunder. He found a fake map, led him 5000 feet under." Wow, it's been so long since I was last here. I miss everyone. :I

12/30/2008, 10:49 am	#6
the_napoleon Some of my buses. Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Brisco County, Californee Posts: 262	The weight crushes you, but you live! Now you get to live the rest of your life hurting everywhere, and you must have life support systems on you 24/7! I wish I had a CD-ROM mint condition copy of Sam and Max Hit The Road. __________________ New signature: "No signature yet. Oh wait" Oh wait Days with the same crappy sig (updated almost daily!) I honestly don't know anymore, I regret doing a daily update of my signature every day, I cannot take it anymore.

12/30/2008, 11:04 am	#7
smellyman206 That smelly man Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The sewers of downtown macintosh. Posts: 42	You get the CD, but it's made out of mint leaves. (try to use that!) I wish for a platypus with kung fu powers and lasers but it will never attack me. EVER! __________________ As I saw Mr. Quibbles walk away, I knew that I would never see him again. And if I would ever amount to anything, I would have to climb the corn mountain, and fight the- BLAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

12/30/2008, 11:52 am	#8
the_napoleon Some of my buses. Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Brisco County, Californee Posts: 262	You get him, and you have fun for awhile until, another person with a platypus that has all the powers that your platypus starts to attack you. I turns out, your platypus hates you, he just can't attack you to show it. As you can imagine, you die. I wish I could play Pole Position. __________________ New signature: "No signature yet. Oh wait" Oh wait Days with the same crappy sig (updated almost daily!) I honestly don't know anymore, I regret doing a daily update of my signature every day, I cannot take it anymore.

12/30/2008, 11:57 am	#9
StinkomanFan Isn't funny Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Digiworld Posts: 398	You get stuck in an odd position on a pole I wish video games were real __________________ Long Live the New Flesh!

12/30/2008, 01:01 pm	#10
Ugly Bird or maybe a yellow dog Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Directly overhead Posts: 106	Final Fantasy VII becomes real (with you being Cloud) and you REALLY fall in love with Aeris and then she REALL TOTALLY DIES... FOREVER, and to top it off, you end up settling for a skanky former barkeep. I wish that everyone in the whole entire world would simultaniously give their most precious possession to me, because I'm awesome. __________________ I'm sorry I offended you. I didn't mean to say what I said, although it was probably true. Strong Bad and I have differing opinions about the English. Also I like Canadians. We should all be kinder to resident of the great Maple Leaf State.

12/30/2008, 01:51 pm	#11
Mouldcube Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: In the place...with the ordinary town things in it... Posts: 75	you get everyones most precious possession, but there's so much that they crush you. I wish for the word "mystic" to be banned from volcabulary. __________________ My site. Status: Lame. Probably. "Here lies a pirate who's wish was to plunder. He found a fake map, led him 5000 feet under." Wow, it's been so long since I was last here. I miss everyone. :I

12/30/2008, 02:50 pm	#12
Maxilyah Not a stalker Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Planet Earth Posts: 1,004	The word is banned from vocabulary, but since it is banned, it was never banned because you never used it to make a wish. There's some logic for you. :P I wish for delicious taffy. __________________ ~ Maxilyah Aku akan makan anak-anak anda. My DeviantArt

12/30/2008, 05:08 pm	#13
metalkombat YOUR HEAD A SPLODE! Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: A white, cushioned room with no doors. Posts: 350	Not only is the taffy delicious, but it is also deadly. You might not want to eat that. I wish for $35. And a bag of Swedish Fish.

12/30/2008, 05:14 pm	#14
yogurtmano8675309 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: yogurt town! Posts: 122	the 35$ make the fish turn greedy which turns them into swedish phiranas(did i spell that right?)they eat you and you die i wish to have an xbox 360 and halo 3 __________________ :see this guy rubbin a sammich on his head? :i know i know just let it go yuh gotta pick yer battles i remember when i was in college i had a watch called a swatch!cuz it was made in switzerland.its a good thing it wasnt made in croacia...hey what time is it?oh i dont know let me just look at my crawtch!-jeff dunham

12/30/2008, 05:18 pm	#15
StinkomanFan Isn't funny Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Digiworld Posts: 398	You get a box with an x on it and 3 fake halos i wish for a new car __________________ Long Live the New Flesh!

12/30/2008, 06:34 pm	#16
Maxilyah Not a stalker Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Planet Earth Posts: 1,004	Your new car is a box on wheels. And it sucks. I bet you're really happy, huh? I wish to be Queen of the New Guinea Pigs. __________________ ~ Maxilyah Aku akan makan anak-anak anda. My DeviantArt

12/30/2008, 07:06 pm	#17
metalkombat YOUR HEAD A SPLODE! Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: A white, cushioned room with no doors. Posts: 350	The New Guinea Pigs decide that they liked anarchy much better than your rule, and overthrow you. I wish for as-of-yet unreleased Stephen King novel, Under the Dome.

12/30/2008, 07:09 pm	#18
Maxilyah Not a stalker Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Planet Earth Posts: 1,004	You get it, but as soon as you open it, it combusts. And not slowly over time, either. Spontaneously. I wish that all the chocolate in the world belonged to me. __________________ ~ Maxilyah Aku akan makan anak-anak anda. My DeviantArt

12/30/2008, 07:56 pm	#19
Ugly Bird or maybe a yellow dog Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Directly overhead Posts: 106	You get all the chocolate in the world and have it made into a chocolate bar, but then it is discovered that SOME of the chocolate was used to kill someone, and since that chocolate is now part of your chocolate bar, the entire thing is confiscated by the government and sealed away in a very, very large evidence locker for several years. By the time you get it back it has turned all melty and gooey and you don't want it anymore. When you try to give it back, your arm gets stuck in it and then it hardens and they have to amputate. I wish my face was more symmetrical, so girls would like me better. __________________ I'm sorry I offended you. I didn't mean to say what I said, although it was probably true. Strong Bad and I have differing opinions about the English. Also I like Canadians. We should all be kinder to resident of the great Maple Leaf State.

12/30/2008, 10:14 pm	#20
Maxilyah Not a stalker Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Planet Earth Posts: 1,004	Granted. Your face is now a perfect circle. But you have no mouth, eyes, or nose, so you can't see, breathe, or eat and you die. I wish that Sam and Max will never EVER be cancelled. Ever. __________________ ~ Maxilyah Aku akan makan anak-anak anda. My DeviantArt

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